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Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Killadelphia
Posts: 271
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Forgotten Anniversary
Tom, a loving husband, was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Tom got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Tom is not yet well enough to have visitors. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 17,743
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lol! that was a good idea for a present!
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#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Sunny Florida
Posts: 3,884
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lol thats great
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