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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Los angeles
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How do you think you will DIE?
I think either liver failure from all of my drinking --What about you???????
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Heart Attack.. i'm pretty damn sure of it.
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Now choke yourself!
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At the hands of someone who realizes who I am.
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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2 guys 1 horse...
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I am an Alien from space
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cancer or a massive heart attack.
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cancer long time smoker
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hmm I think I'll live many many years, not sure why
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The Profiler
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I have secondary cancer so...
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best designer on GFY
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Murdered. At least thats what I would prefer.
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The Dupre Pimp
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Heart attack or in the car crashing into something...
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Of agde 99 years old
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plane or car accident
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I was told by a cat that I would die at 120 years, transpierced in the chest...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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I had a dream that I was pushed off a gorge in a flaming shopping cart.
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If I don't die in a freak accident (i.e. car crash) I will die at the age of 72 of some kind of cancer. Both of my grandfathers died at 72 of cancer.
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at 99 in a jacuzzi with 25 naked girls aged 23-30
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in a blaze of glory
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I need a beer
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Probably a heart attack or stroke
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emperor of my world
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#21 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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and no one even commented
![]() personally I'm not sure what to say, I don't really know you digifan, but I remember reading how you've been battling your condition and I definitely wish you all the best...
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#22 |
Old broad
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I died several times in December (one was apparently long enough where they had to paddle me, but I wrote down that there were several times that I was passing out, having an out of body experience, then coming to not realizing where I was). No, I don't remember anything and I didn't even know about the out of body experience until my father showed me where I had written it down (I was filled with tubes and STILL I wouldn't shut up).
I hope whenever I go for good, it's fast and painless and doesn't leave a strain on my family. For instance, if I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I couldn't get that bottle of pills down me fast enough. My mother lives in a very ritzy "to the grave" retirement community. She is currently in the first phase where she has a 2 BR house. Then there's assisted living that's like a 1BR condo then 24/7 nursing home with 2 rooms and she even has a grave plot already picked out there. She took me around to meet her "friends" in the assisted living and 24/7 and even though this is supposed to be one that's the cream of the crop, I do NOT want to be there!! Again, the bottle of pills will taken if that's my other option. I'd love to know before hand when I was going to die so I could say goodbye and get all the porn off my computer ;) but going in my sleep wouldn't be such a bad idea either. Car crashes where you hang on for days would be the worse, IMO, especially if there's someone else involved. All in all, I'm not afraid of death. |
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Pretty sure cancer will get me unless I piss off the wrong person in traffic and get myself shot.
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Nuclear fire
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peacfully
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Drive by
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suffocated by some big butt ... or a big pair of boobs!!
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No! I don´t work for SPACash anymore so stop asking.
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#28 |
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Id say this sums it up nicely
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Now choke yourself!
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I dunno why I'm asking, but.. Mr. Hands, or female horse?
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So Fucking Banned
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After working at my computer for 48 hours straight, a blood clot in my leg will travel to my lungs.
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I am not diabetic yet, but I think it will happen to me at some point and then my kidney will fail slowly.
:-/
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Eaten by sharks while on fire... and choking on a hot dog. Yeah, that sounds about right.
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My heart will stop beating.
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The Profiler
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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PE's suck.
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lurker
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a heart attack hopefully quick.
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fucked to death by my wife....
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Exploiting human weakness
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However it is that I die I promise it will end up on the 6 pm news.
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hi
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Plane crash. I will not die instantly tho, I would survive for years and the moment I get rescued I'd die in the arms of the paramedics. They will be scarred for life.
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hi
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Oh and they will also write books about me.
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#42 |
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heart attack
probably cancer
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#43 |
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heart attack, I' m going to die old.
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i'm gonna drive my SL into a wall when its time to go. figure with that 400 horsepower i should be able to get up to at least 140 before i hit it. should do the trick.
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what a morbid fucking thread
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#1 Adult Content Provider
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If i knew , i would try to prevent it....
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TRUEAMATEURMODELS.COM
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yeah, no kidding.
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The one and only!
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i'm hoping it's in my sleep when i'm really really old.
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#49 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2008
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Fuck off! I aint gonna die.
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Plane crash. Once a month I dream about a plane crash. However, somehow I always survive..
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