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Old 06-14-2008, 11:23 PM   #1
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How do you think you will DIE?

I think either liver failure from all of my drinking --What about you???????
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:31 PM   #2
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:35 PM   #3
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Old 06-15-2008, 07:37 AM   #11
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:11 AM   #15
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:27 AM   #19
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:31 AM   #20
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:32 AM   #21
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personally I'm not sure what to say, I don't really know you digifan, but I remember reading how you've been battling your condition and I definitely wish you all the best...
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:56 AM   #22
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I died several times in December (one was apparently long enough where they had to paddle me, but I wrote down that there were several times that I was passing out, having an out of body experience, then coming to not realizing where I was). No, I don't remember anything and I didn't even know about the out of body experience until my father showed me where I had written it down (I was filled with tubes and STILL I wouldn't shut up).

I hope whenever I go for good, it's fast and painless and doesn't leave a strain on my family. For instance, if I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I couldn't get that bottle of pills down me fast enough.

My mother lives in a very ritzy "to the grave" retirement community. She is currently in the first phase where she has a 2 BR house. Then there's assisted living that's like a 1BR condo then 24/7 nursing home with 2 rooms and she even has a grave plot already picked out there. She took me around to meet her "friends" in the assisted living and 24/7 and even though this is supposed to be one that's the cream of the crop, I do NOT want to be there!! Again, the bottle of pills will taken if that's my other option.

I'd love to know before hand when I was going to die so I could say goodbye and get all the porn off my computer ;) but going in my sleep wouldn't be such a bad idea either. Car crashes where you hang on for days would be the worse, IMO, especially if there's someone else involved.

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Old 06-15-2008, 11:02 AM   #23
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Old 06-15-2008, 11:15 AM   #24
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:09 PM   #29
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:50 PM   #30
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personally I'm not sure what to say, I don't really know you digifan, but I remember reading how you've been battling your condition and I definitely wish you all the best...
You are very kind... no need to comment, maybe I could forget about if I was able to speak but for 3 years cannot even speak or make a damn call and it sucks big time... and I believe it was mom I haven taken care of for 4 years and I have spent all the time with her 24/7. Now it was something to battle and painful to see.. She passed away at a very young age to primary brain cancer and mine was back in less than 4 mo. Stress is bad. Unhealthy. Buy and break cheap plates or glass when you are mad, frustrated, give out the anger and whatnot or it starts eating you from inside... in an acceptable manner if possible
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