Dark side of a teen life story :) - GoFuckYourself.com

Sid70 · 07-21-2008, 01:24 PM

Well, i was trying to say that many american JOKES they are made to LOL, to have fun and many those I hear they come from dark side of humor and here I tried translating from Russian:

" ... an intelligent family, 17 yo girl is pregnannt, mother is taking pills, dad is drinking fine cognac vodka shots , all waiting for a fucker... it comes a limo, they see a well dressed guy, all the brands, golden watch and shit. He comes in and says, im married and will never leave my family but if she gets a boy he will inherit my 2 plants and 10 bills of cash + her life time payouts, if she gets a girl she will get 5 mills, my airline stocks and life time payouts, but if she gets no baby.... here comes her dad, walks closer to the guy, puts his arm on his shoulder and says: " Then you gonna fuck her and get her pregnant again.."

Michaelious · 07-21-2008, 01:26 PM

lol!

shekinah · 07-21-2008, 07:31 PM

true that!!

NickXXX · 07-21-2008, 07:43 PM

Spunky · 07-21-2008, 07:44 PM

Heh heh..that was good for a laugh

J. Falcon · 07-21-2008, 07:47 PM

klaze · 07-21-2008, 07:50 PM

I think you forgot the punch line...

Did the father have a gun?

tranza · 07-22-2008, 08:12 AM

Hahaha...great joke!

truthless · 07-22-2008, 08:16 AM

Hahaha in some places that is the only good reason to have a daughter

viencarl · 07-23-2008, 05:04 AM

Violetta · 07-23-2008, 05:29 AM

hahahaha

irinasp · 07-23-2008, 07:56 AM

yeah, I've heard it already... lol

Iron Fist · 07-23-2008, 08:01 AM

adonthenet · 07-24-2008, 09:29 AM

lol nice one

07-21-2008, 01:24 PM	#1
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	Dark side of a teen life story :) Well, i was trying to say that many american JOKES they are made to LOL, to have fun and many those I hear they come from dark side of humor and here I tried translating from Russian: " ... an intelligent family, 17 yo girl is pregnannt, mother is taking pills, dad is drinking fine cognac vodka shots , all waiting for a fucker... it comes a limo, they see a well dressed guy, all the brands, golden watch and shit. He comes in and says, im married and will never leave my family but if she gets a boy he will inherit my 2 plants and 10 bills of cash + her life time payouts, if she gets a girl she will get 5 mills, my airline stocks and life time payouts, but if she gets no baby.... here comes her dad, walks closer to the guy, puts his arm on his shoulder and says: " Then you gonna fuck her and get her pregnant again.." __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

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klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	I think you forgot the punch line... Did the father have a gun?

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