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Have you ever douched your face?
So I haven't been feeling well right? And my hombre said I should get this thing called Neti Pot. I like it because it has the word "pot" in it, and am a general sucker for anything involving....well, pot. But this doesn't have anything to do with pot. This is a little TEApot that you douche your face with.
A face douche. The lady on the box had a great fucking time douching her face. ![]() I did not. ![]() Who else in here douches their faces?
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wtf... haha
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Not with one of those anyway.
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would work better if I came in your nose
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It's a neti pot. It's good for people who suffer from congestion or who have allergies. A lot of users say they feel way better after using it.
Not my cup of tea, but good luck with it!
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perhaps....
are you salty? cuz too much salt will irritate the cavity
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I gotta ask you know that is for when you have a nasal infection / congestion right?
Not for general "not feelin good" ???? P.S. you look like the chick on the box.. but like the opposite.. it's jokes..
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now I heard it really works but i dont know if I could do that.
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Oh dear god why
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and "by not feeling good" I was downplaying the fact that I've had a fat sinus infection and possibly bronchitis that has had me laid up for a week. This is the best I've felt in days, hence the jokes.... I think I'm going to make an instructional video on face douching.
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OMG! I got sick after the PHX Forum and my doctor made me douche my nose. Actually the thing he made me buy looks more like a bottle with a squeeze top with a straw connected. I was like WTF at first but it actually felt good. I don't like getting water up my nose when I swim but this is nothing like that and it really makes a difference!
Penny, do I get a Douche your Face Club sticker?
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Mikeyddd with the little ejaculating sig could even make his sig say "Let mikey douche your face" I think it will be a huge hit. T-shirts for Xbiz? hmmmm
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HAHA.. Face Douche... Never heard of that before..
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FUCK! you're ugly
put some make up on |
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Penny, you never fail to make me laugh. I will never be able to listen to my yoga instructor talk about using a neti pot to new students without thinking "Face Douche".
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So what kind of flame is Penny Flame smoking?
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WTF??? Never seen that before....
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hum Not with the Neti pot, but I have some problems with the inner walls in my nose ( Insert joke about my HUGE nose here, if you feel like it, hehe) I think they call that "vegetations (in French actually)
But I do snort some warm water in the shower and Blow it out.. I can breath great after that but only for a hour or so, After it comes back. I know there is a minor laser surgery for this now. I should go there some day |
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That is probably the funniest thing I've ever read on this forum.
And a lot of people use a Neti Pot daily, even if they feel fine. Face-Douching is not limited to the sick. Everyone can douche their face every day! I've never tried it but friends have and swear by it. |
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BTW Penny your video on your page is TOTALLY HILARIOUS
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I never had the urge to try it
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Thanks MichaelP, the site is going to be dope....once we get it on its sexy little feet.
And I can't wait to see the sig MIkeyddddsfddddd
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tried it once, it rocks!!!!!
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Sooooo Looking Forward to seeing Miss Flame in Vegas so get that face of yours all Douched up !!!
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i want one of those if it will help me not get sick.
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I usually use a saline spray when sick, but that looks even better.
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You are the best. I am looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.
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You should try these!
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Ive done it...
it worked...
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My best friend and her husband are both chiropractors, so she's constantly buying me these type things. I have that exact one still sitting in a box, from last year. She SWEARS I will love it and it will make my sinuses feel so much better if I use it.
I love to get adjusted, but I normally ignore all her other holistic shit she's always yapping about. Maybe I'll have to try it out.
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flamer!!! get ready. friday is july 4th.
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NICE! I thought I'd hit Google to see who else douches their face but so far you're alone. I got some pretty funny results though.
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why???????????
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penny flame, you are crazy-funny..
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LMAO
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Hey Penny! This dude seems to enjoy his face being douched
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Lollololololol
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I love you girl, you're making me hot!!
you're so funny.
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![]() Have an ex that does the Neti pot thing and swears by it.
It simply washes out the nasal cavity, eliminating any build up of allergens or foreign bodies...
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