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Old 07-01-2008, 12:58 PM   #1
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Had a bicyclist try to chase me down after I squirted him with my turned out windshil

windshil washers.

I kept slowing down to let him catch up and then speed up, he was yelling and screaming the whole time.

I fucking hate bicyclist that think they own the road. I think i'm gonna fill the reservoir with piss to squirt those pricks.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:00 PM   #2
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windshil washers.

I kept slowing down to let him catch up and then speed up, he was yelling and screaming the whole time.

I fucking hate bicyclist that think they own the road. I think i'm gonna fill the reservoir with piss to squirt those pricks.
Obvious bullshit.

It's fucking July - any biker would wave thanks for a cool spray.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:01 PM   #3
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Obvious bullshit.

It's fucking July - any biker would wave thanks for a cool spray.
Not that asshole
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:06 PM   #4
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Obvious bullshit.

It's fucking July - any biker would wave thanks for a cool spray.
lollllzzz not if you clean your windshield with hydrochloric acid
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:07 PM   #5
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look at the idiots get owned

http://www.break.com/index/demonstra...-run-over.html

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Old 07-01-2008, 01:19 PM   #6
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Nice story, we all know you don't have a car.
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:22 PM   #7
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Translation: "I'm not a tough guy in real life, but I play one on the internet"
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Old 07-01-2008, 01:59 PM   #8
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Its a critical mass ride, that one is a VERY small one. In most cases a critical mass ride has hundreds of bikes and they cover the whole street.

I'm a cyclist and also do some bike racing and most drivers are cool but once in awhile you get some asshole who throws something or doesn't may any attention and kills someone. Its not funny when a bottle hits you at 50mph, although I've never been hit.

Maybe with $4 gas some folks will get a clue and ride a bike.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:08 PM   #9
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windshil washers.

I kept slowing down to let him catch up and then speed up, he was yelling and screaming the whole time.

I fucking hate bicyclist that think they own the road. I think i'm gonna fill the reservoir with piss to squirt those pricks.
You are more full of shit than a porta potty at Woodstock. You don't have to guts to do shit to anyone.

Pussy.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:12 PM   #10
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hahaha funny story
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:20 PM   #11
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Nice story, we all know you don't have a car.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:22 PM   #12
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it used to annoy teh fuck out of me people on their bikes when i lived in marina del rey. they would just jump out in the middle of the street with no warning. kids were the worst. im surprised not more people got ran over
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:23 PM   #13
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oh look, all of my idiot stalkers are here

lazycash / StuartD / baddog

gont have anything better to do? stupid trolls.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:25 PM   #14
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You are more full of shit than a porta potty at Woodstock. You don't have to guts to do shit to anyone.

Pussy.
i'd bash your fucking head against your bike to wipe that cocksucking smirk off your face, thats for sure
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:26 PM   #15
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thats pretty much the story of your worthless life, dork
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:56 PM   #16
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thats pretty much the story of your worthless life, dork
Wow, that's a (very minor) step up from "I know you are but what I am I".
Keep up the good work!
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:23 PM   #17
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had me to your list of stalkers you juvenile fuck
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:33 PM   #18
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