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Compdoctor · 07-07-2008, 11:24 AM

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

pornguy · 07-07-2008, 11:40 AM

Hmmm. Not that funny. But still worth a chuckle.

ali25extreme · 07-07-2008, 11:41 AM

Groaner..but silly enough

sniperwolf · 07-07-2008, 12:24 PM

I chuckled!

ProducerCashDave · 07-07-2008, 12:25 PM

i laffed

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-07-2008, 12:32 PM

lmao nice

Vick! · 07-07-2008, 01:00 PM

*smiled*

FPW · 07-07-2008, 01:02 PM

Funny...

07-07-2008, 11:24 AM	#1
Compdoctor Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: True 3D Content Posts: 1,937	Monday's Joke A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." __________________ Content By Compdoctor- Original 3D Cartoon Work 3D Comics Anime Resource Accepting Toon/Hentai Links

07-07-2008, 11:40 AM	#2
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