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DarkJedi · 07-09-2008, 08:42 PM

just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?

Some chicks =

sicone · 07-09-2008, 08:44 PM

Just fuck her in the ass and send her on her way

qxm · 07-09-2008, 08:45 PM

dat ugly uh? ..... have her turn around and bang her ass instead...........if u deffo can't do shit with her tell her you might be gay....... that might be a better way out instead of telling her: "your pussy disgusts me! hide dat shit b4 I puke!" ......

Veronica · 07-09-2008, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Davey Jones

just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?

Some chicks =

Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about ALL chicks... call me straight, but I say they can eat me and then get the fuck out...

banglacash · 07-09-2008, 08:47 PM

y? really stinky pussy?

DarkJedi · 07-09-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

.if u deffo can't do shit with her tell her you might be gay.......

That's a short-sighted view. She would tell all her friends, and your chances of scoring with them diminish greatly.

tony286 · 07-09-2008, 08:50 PM

Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.

aztecboi2003 · 07-09-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.

Dude maybe you could have asked her if you and her could take a shower together, make up some shit about how it's sexy and all. I ate a chicks pussy and then rolled her over to eat her ass, I got a brief whiff and just kissed all over her ass and fucked her.

Veronica · 07-09-2008, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by aztecboi2003

Dude maybe you could have asked her if you and her could take a shower together, make up some shit about how it's sexy and all. I ate a chicks pussy and then rolled her over to eat her ass, I got a brief whiff and just kissed all over her ass and fucked her.

Yes! A shower! I like washing my boys, then I know they're clean and smell like soaps not sweats!

As for Ms Stinky Ass, fuck her. I mean.... Oh, nevermind...

I'd shower for a boy like you

marketsmart · 07-09-2008, 09:21 PM

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

DarkJedi · 07-09-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

Kudles · 07-09-2008, 09:35 PM

Umm no! Just stick it in

mynameisjim · 07-09-2008, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

lacuna · 07-10-2008, 12:22 AM

Oh man, this thread is killing me...

bloggingseo · 07-10-2008, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

Thanks for that!

million · 07-10-2008, 12:38 AM

aggrrr smell of shit, the same happened to me once, I remember I just gave her a kiss and fucked her, I would never stick my tongue on a shitty ass

Scott McD · 07-10-2008, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

And i thought skidmarks would scare off anybody. Oh well i was wrong...

Martin · 07-10-2008, 10:54 AM

My rule is "if you can't eat it, don't beat it"

BTW if you plan to eat out her ass a shower is a must!! Always a chance of that.

shekinah · 07-10-2008, 04:56 PM

lol asked her to shit first before fucking!:D

acmg · 07-10-2008, 04:59 PM

Yeah, I think we all have had that happen atleast once.

MandyBlake · 07-10-2008, 05:05 PM

this is groossss lol

zanderkane · 07-10-2008, 05:45 PM

Shit, I was with an black girl once and everything was going great until I was about to go have myself some pink taco and I got it with the nastiest smell ever.

gotorun69 · 07-10-2008, 05:49 PM

WARTS!!!!!!!!!!!

JamesK · 07-10-2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

My man

payd2purv · 07-10-2008, 10:00 PM

The woman I deal with would never allow themselves to leave the house with a stank.

and when they do stank it smells like roses.

so yah.

CDSmith · 07-10-2008, 10:18 PM

Manlaw #71 --- Never fuck what you can't eat.

SomeCreep · 07-10-2008, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones

just can't eat her pussy under any circumstances?

Some chicks =

What was your previous nick before you had it changed?

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-10-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

I just threw up...

Poindexterity · 07-10-2008, 10:28 PM

only once.
i was on acid at the time, and i felt really bad,
cause id basically been telling her i was gonna
burble it for the whole evening up till then.

nAtuRaLbEautY · 07-11-2008, 07:32 AM

shower before fucking is still the best. take your time and let her clean everything for you.

Violetta · 07-11-2008, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

doesnt matter to me... on the rag... skidmarks in the panties... i eat that right, front and back...

hehehe

Im not very picky either!

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Met a girl on telepersonals,we spoke on a phone. I worked nights at the time, she says come over after work. So in the middle night I go to her trailer in the middle of a field. She is actually very cute, very tall. We start making out on her bed in the dark. I take off her t shirt,panties and lay her on her stomach. I start kissing my way up her long legs got to her ass and was greeted with strong smell of shit. It killed the mood for me, said something about having to go home and left.

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