Why Do Dogs Hump Things? - GoFuckYourself.com

Blazed · 07-11-2008, 11:20 AM

My dog tries to hump my leg all the time or if im laying down even my shoulder, but the stupid thing has never had sex so how does it know what humping is? Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?

DixieDash · 07-11-2008, 11:22 AM

I used to have some girl toy poodles that acted like that. It grossed me out. I don't know maybe it feels good for them. Why do people hump things

czarina · 07-11-2008, 11:22 AM

same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

CaptainHowdy · 07-11-2008, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

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candyflip · 07-11-2008, 11:56 AM

It's a dominance thing. They're trying to put you in your place and show you that they're in charge.

Amber Kelly · 07-11-2008, 12:05 PM

Why do guys hump things.... They just want to get off

borked · 07-11-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Blazed

Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg?

I think she's trying to let you know what you should do

sniperwolf · 07-11-2008, 01:31 PM

Just practicing?

Tom_PM · 07-11-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

Watching tv, standing in the kitchen, laying in bed, sitting in a chair, walking from the kitchen to the chair, sleeping, shopping, taking out the garbage...

Peaches · 07-11-2008, 02:07 PM

My oldest neutered male has done the dominance humping of the other dogs since I got him 11 years ago. He never has humped anything else and even now with his hindlegs completely disabled, he will still try to hump the other dogs using the dog he's humping to prop him up ;) Then the other dog walks away and he falls over. I get amused so easily.........

G-Rotica · 07-11-2008, 02:45 PM

total dominance thing. Hump him, and show him who's boss.

Kudles · 07-11-2008, 09:08 PM

Because they are stupid

Spunky · 07-11-2008, 09:10 PM

Males must mate,I'd penetrate a rattle snake if I could hold it down

Some Guy · 07-11-2008, 09:15 PM

It's not a dominance issue. They're just horny, and even if they've never had sex before, it's an innate part of their nature. Kind of like how spiders know how to spin a perfect web without ever having been taught. It's just hardwired into their genetics.

07-11-2008, 11:20 AM	#1
Blazed Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,701	Why Do Dogs Hump Things? My dog tries to hump my leg all the time or if im laying down even my shoulder, but the stupid thing has never had sex so how does it know what humping is? Its a girl dog as well so what does it expect to get out of humping a leg? __________________ ☻

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DixieDash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 339	I used to have some girl toy poodles that acted like that. It grossed me out. I don't know maybe it feels good for them. Why do people hump things __________________ http://www.StickyBoxBucks.com

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candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,061	It's a dominance thing. They're trying to put you in your place and show you that they're in charge. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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sniperwolf Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 17,743	Just practicing? __________________ ~Accepting design works~

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czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	same reason guys rub their dicks when watching TV etc.

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Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	My oldest neutered male has done the dominance humping of the other dogs since I got him 11 years ago. He never has humped anything else and even now with his hindlegs completely disabled, he will still try to hump the other dogs using the dog he's humping to prop him up ;) Then the other dog walks away and he falls over. I get amused so easily.........

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G-Rotica Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 4,258	total dominance thing. Hump him, and show him who's boss. __________________

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Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Because they are stupid

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,940	Males must mate,I'd penetrate a rattle snake if I could hold it down __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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Some Guy Affordable Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,750	It's not a dominance issue. They're just horny, and even if they've never had sex before, it's an innate part of their nature. Kind of like how spiders know how to spin a perfect web without ever having been taught. It's just hardwired into their genetics. __________________ Need a Cheap Design? - Cheap Quality Content Available! Fuck you Michelle Malkin and Fox News