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![]() ![]() 1. Every guy will hit on her! There is something mysterious about a woman that attracts us to them in the first place. History tells us that most men will treat a woman differently after sleeping with her. However, porn stars seem to unlock what we?ll call the ?I?ve seen you naked? Paradox. Consider how many men watch porn (according to studies, it?s somewhere around 100%) and factor in the fact that the people who have seen you girlfriend naked will literally be everywhere you go. 2. You are going to get into fights with other dudes! No guy likes when other dudes are creeping on his girlfriend, but when guys at in the line at 7-11 start using the opening line ?I?d like to give you like a footlong? And it?s not the one in my hand?? What the hell are you supposed to do? Obviously, you would have to confront the guy. But can you blame him? 3. Everything she does will be ?well documented?! It?s not like she used to be stripper and you can maybe keep a lid on or keep a low profile. Once you go into porn, you are always in porn. 4. She will be probably be hot. People will notice that. They will whisper to each other? Many adult film actresses have had ample work done on their faces and maybe boosted a few key areas with some silicone during their time in the Valley. 5. You will almost never want to talk about her day when she gets home from work! No guy ever wants to ask, ?Hey Beautiful, what did you do at work today?? and hear ?An entire football team.? 6. Shame! I said before that I personally don?t think of adult film stars as bad or sinful people. However, a lot of people you encounter on a day-to-day basis do. The stigma of having sex for a living is still a very touchy (no pun intended) subject. 7. People are going to want pictures and autographs from her! This is probably going to be uncomfortable and borderline inappropriate. ?Can I see your piercings?? and ?Will you sign my ass?? 8. She will have award shows and film openings that you will have to go to! Imagine a room filled to the brim with people from the adult film industry. Men and women of various shapes and color all coming together to celebrate their achievements in the film industry. Full article
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Still wouldn't stop me from wanting to date most of them...
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I'd prefer to keep it to one night stands
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#9. She is most likely an escort too
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So Fucking What
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#9 Herpes
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So Fucking Banned
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Yeah, I know that feeling.
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those 8 things will happen to anyone who dates a hot model, doesn't have to be a porn chick.
no, pimporn is right, the 1 reason to not date a porn chick is STDs. |
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I agree with most of that, but not wanting to date a girl because she is hot and other guys will look at her -- sounds a little insecure.
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so very true
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I was referring to porn girls as ones who are in it as a career as opposed to those in it for rent money or drugs.
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Well said
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It looks to me like those are all the same complaints, "hey, I saw you in a porn movie, and you do porn, and I saw you doing porn".
The rest of it looks like maybe one persons poor view and assumptions and acting like other people have no responsibility for how they behave in public. Maybe it's from a bonafide spouse of a pornstar. But I seriously doubt it. But even so, let me tell you something, if someone recognizes you or your significant other in public and acts like a crude prick, you dont say "aww who can blame them".. what you do is go crack them in the face with your fist, now dont you? Thought so.
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I want....
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just knowing she fucked boneprone...
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Remember to treat them like absolute dirt. That is the only thing they respond to in a positive way. Treat them with respect and they will see you as weak. I am finished with sluts. I was raised to treat women with the utmost respect so am back to the good girls for the rest of my life. Treating sluts like garbage in order to get them to like me has gotten really old.
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I would have never believed any of this a few years ago, as it sounds insane, but alas... it is very true! Cool for one night stands, as was mentioned earlier, but you would have to be insane to think they are worthwhile for real life... unless you are damaged as well, in which case perhaps they are perfect! |
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Or how about it will ruin sex with any civilian you ever date because they will come no where near close to the insanity you experienced in the sack. I guess its a give and take.
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I havent fucked them all, but there is a good chance I hit it first.
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however, more than 3,700 STD cases over the past five years have been reported by a clinic that serves porn actors. that pretty much confirms the lion's share of porn performers have an std or 2. |
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Yay! So true.
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2 words.
Sloppy seconds.
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Agreed ![]() also, Actually if i'd be single, I would date a pornstar...If sh'es is clean and not a crazy/dumb bitch... You date the girl. NOT the job.. I know many pornstars/models who are real sweetheart and not just "bimbos. Sunny, Aria are good exemples... I know many girls who are lawyers, nurses, (insert any mainstream "normal" job here), etc who are way more fucked up than many of our pornstars ![]() |
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std's wouldnt be my main concern..consider if they are all banged out, by the time you have some one on one time with her she will be sore and not interested in sex? or the flip side would be "we are having a gangbang at our house tonite, its gonna be rad.."
fact: most porn girls have hard times keeping a boyfriend, matter fact it is one of the main reasons the girls get out of hardcore porn, they miss having an intimate relationship. the main problem is usually jealousy and that is a big one..
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Next article shall be titles "8 reasons not to merry porn star". I don't think anyone really want to date them.
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What does it say about me that all I have sex with/date is porn stars?
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hahahaha, funny post!
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If you're still figuring this out, wait until you figure out all the reasons you shouldn't be dating at all...
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honestly??? i wouldn't date a pornstar who screws other guy pornstars but i'd date a pornstar that do girl-girl scenes for the following reasons:
1- i love lesbians 2- lesbians love me 3- you don't have to look at her in the face and imagine some guy splooging all over it a few hours before. now keep in mind i was joking about lesbians loving me, if they are lesbians they don't love men.....DUH! but theres nothing on this earth better than watching 2 women embrace. and just because they do girl girl scenes doesn't mean they are lesbian, they can be bi...... talking to much
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Agreed... BTW, I thought #5 was hilarious!
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why date? see them, use them, send them their way
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Those are the 8 reasons I would.
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I am a porn star and it is not easy
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Porn Stars r for fun, not for marriage or gf, du, like we needed a 8 pages study to figure that out lol
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i can agree with all 8, but i'm sure if we wanted to we could come up with much more than just 8 reasons.
As soon as your friends know who she is and what she does, they'll probably want to go out and get any film she has been in just to see what she looks like naked! It would suck to be hanging out with your friends and thinking about the fact that there is not an inch of your girlfriend's body that they don't know to some extent or another... |
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id fuck one.
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Many of us men would like to have our cake and eat it too. So why can't a woman that we are dating have a career in sex? Open relationships. Anyone ever heard of 'em?
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I can think of way more than 8 reasons why I wouldn't want to date a porn star
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Theres good and bad in everything. You just have to be a good judge of character. You can easily blanket statement all the girls, but there are some decent girls that do porn. If all they have is looks that won't keep anyone interested for long, or drug problems, shopping problems, mental problems,sexually jaded...etc
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