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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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What is the best way to get rid of a almost "stalking" chick???????
What a fucking mess.... too long of a story...
Any ideas??????????? I am down for anything at this point. thanks -Juicy |
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: LA
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shit Juicy, shit your pants in front of her.
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Let her think she's winning you over then be the biggest prick you can be. Call her fat, make her cook for you and then for the icing on the cake, fart when she gives you head.
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hi
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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New phone number. If she knows your home address you're fucked. Maybe hook her up with someone else?
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Pounding Googlebot
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 34,481
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Unload her unto the next guy...
WG
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
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tell her you just found out you have aids...
btw, i have heard that you can get rid of an agressive tranny by buying "it" a fur coat... |
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I need a beer
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Make out with your b/f in front of her
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#9 |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
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Did you convince her to do degrading sex and to have her 3some you with one of her friends first?
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#10 |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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lol going with the lines of thinking in this thread, just mention something about your boyfriend accidentally busting a nut in your ass and him leaving poo stained underwear on your floor
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Location: Daytona Beach
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give her an angry pirate
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Location: Tampa, FL
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file a restraining order. I had ot do that last week. it has worked so far:-)
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 18,399
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tell her the "truth", that your gay
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Location: San Francisco
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Stalk her back. Send her a pig's heart in a box. Be way crazier than she could ever be.
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I am an Alien from space
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
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or piss in her mouth.
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#16 |
in a van by the river
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Join Date: May 2003
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Invite her over and have Izzy stop by for a supposed unannounced visit. Let her see you and Izzy making out in the kitchen by accident.
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Do the crazy things that she does for her to realize her self.
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