FACT: If you die, and no one finds you, your pet cat will eat you - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 04-27-2005, 10:52 AM

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article183931.ece

polish_aristocrat · 04-27-2005, 10:54 AM

I am glad there are no pics

StuartD · 04-27-2005, 10:58 AM

I'm alright with that... I hope my pet survives long enough to be found and taken in and cared for.

pornguy · 04-27-2005, 10:59 AM

Just remember to keep water down for him. That way after he eats he will have water.

Fake Nick · 04-27-2005, 11:03 AM

I hope they kill that cat and serve it for dinner

Manowar · 04-27-2005, 11:08 AM

Thurbs · 04-27-2005, 11:21 AM

that's why I like dogs.

GatorB · 04-27-2005, 11:23 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

Also, to the dog lover. Your dog would eat you too.

ModelPerfect · 04-27-2005, 11:28 AM

I heard this a long time ago...supposedly, they'd start with your face (softest tissue).

GatorB · 04-27-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ModelPerfect

I heard this a long time ago...supposedly, they'd start with your face (softest tissue).

I guess that means my penis would be last.

SomeCreep · 04-27-2005, 11:35 AM

That is so gross. If I was one of those cops who found her, I would have vomited all over her cats.

GatorB · 04-27-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

That is so gross. If I was one of those cops who found her, I would have vomited all over her cats.

What would you do when the cats started to eat your vomit?

Rich · 04-27-2005, 11:40 AM

Cats are hardcore, when they're not babied by their owners they're real scavengers. Down at my wife's parents' farm, the barn cats eat dead baby cows and shit. It's gross, I've puked more than once down there.

SomeCreep · 04-27-2005, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

What would you do when the cats started to eat your vomit?

I would wait until they finished eating it, and then eat them.

cambaby · 04-27-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

Holy fuck thats some mean pussy!

BuggyG · 04-27-2005, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Just remember to keep water down for him. That way after he eats he will have water.

that's why ya always leave bathroom door oopen and lid of toilet

GatorB · 04-27-2005, 11:50 AM

Just remember a housecat is just a smaller version of this

Nicky · 04-27-2005, 11:52 AM

Im fine with that....

uno · 04-27-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Just remember a housecat is just a smaller version of this

They should start making mini tigers.

LoriAnderson · 04-27-2005, 11:55 AM

yuk yuk yuk.

bringer · 04-27-2005, 11:56 AM

its weird how people make threads like this with weird random shit i learned watching csi

woj · 04-27-2005, 12:00 PM

shit, that's sick...

Scott McD · 04-27-2005, 12:00 PM

My cat tries to act scary. Can't pull it off though...

Dirty Dane · 04-27-2005, 12:01 PM

Thats old news - Lets say 50 million year old ?

Dalai lama · 04-27-2005, 12:02 PM

that's pretty cool isnt it.

Skillz Unlimited · 04-27-2005, 12:09 PM

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They should start making mini tigers.

jollyperv · 04-27-2005, 12:25 PM

Man that's some morbid shit

karlm · 04-27-2005, 12:28 PM

Least they diddnt start eating each other :D

DarkJedi · 04-27-2005, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by thurbs

that's why I like dogs.

dog will eat you too.

alexg · 04-27-2005, 02:01 PM

glad I don't have any pets

Basic_man · 04-27-2005, 02:02 PM

She had 32 cats !!! She's a freak and deserve to be eat !

swedguy · 04-28-2005, 05:25 AM

That's why I like cats. They're survivors

Malicious Biz · 04-28-2005, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article183931.ece

Now I know why my cat stares at me while licking her lips... She's waiting for me too die...

JerseyPuma · 04-28-2005, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Im fine with that....

I agree. Youre fucking dead, its not going to bother you. David Cross has a funny bit about that on one of his comedy albums. Basically saying theres nothing wrong with necrophilia, and when he dies he doesnt mind if the embalmer fucks him in his eyehole if he so pleases.

Marcus Aurelius · 04-28-2005, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JerseyPuma

I agree. Youre fucking dead, its not going to bother you. David Cross has a funny bit about that on one of his comedy albums. Basically saying theres nothing wrong with necrophilia, and when he dies he doesnt mind if the embalmer fucks him in his eyehole if he so pleases.

David Cross is fucking hilarious. I know which show your talking about, I think its the same one he talks about the giant pink elephant vagina so pink and wet it looks like its floating in mid air. That motherfucker is crazy as hell.

MickeyG · 04-28-2005, 07:34 AM

I know someone who killed themselves, then her two pitbulls had her for dinner. I think it was like 5 days before someone found her and when they did most of her face was missing.

Adultnet · 04-28-2005, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

This thread is useless without pics.

Also, to the dog lover. Your dog would eat you too.

he he he better with out dude

evanmorgan · 04-28-2005, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Fake Nick

I hope they kill that cat and serve it for dinner

you are wierd

gangbangjoe · 04-28-2005, 07:38 AM

why not

should it starve ?

dirtydesignz · 04-28-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD

I'm alright with that... I hope my pet survives long enough to be found and taken in and cared for.

I was thinking the same thing

$5 submissions · 04-29-2005, 03:44 AM

There's tons of organisms that would eat you when you die. It's not just cats or dogs. Even the 'harmless' microbes in your gut will start eating you from the inside out when your death triggers a destablization of your stomach enzymes, etc.

budz · 04-29-2005, 05:27 AM

fuck now I cant go to sleep !!!
rofl jk

Fake Nick · 04-29-2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by evanmorgan

you are wierd

you never served a cat for dinner ?

DarkJedi · 07-16-2008, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Now I know why my cat stares at me while licking her lips... She's waiting for me too die...

cykoe6 · 07-16-2008, 02:26 PM

I would be happy that my little princess had something to eat.

2MuchMark · 07-16-2008, 03:10 PM

I would let both of my cats eat me. Just because I went and did something stupid like DIE I wouldn't want the same for my kitties. Feast cats, feast!! (Aww so cute! a-boojee boojee boojee...) I just hope they bury me with their poop.

VeriSexy · 07-16-2008, 03:48 PM

when you gotta eat, you gotta eat

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