So i was going thru my cards from the Xbiz Summer Forum and this one.....(PIC) - GoFuckYourself.com

Dwreck · 07-15-2008, 01:30 PM

So i was going thru my cards from the Xbiz Summer Forum and this one caught my attention and made me laugh at the same time.

Anyone guess whos card this is? hehe

RyuLion · 07-15-2008, 01:32 PM

that's mine!
I hate Sales peeps..

Dwreck · 07-15-2008, 01:36 PM

Alex i understand where your coming from 100%.

But I think that to be an effective sales rep in the biz you have to be a webmaster first or being very well versed in the game to make sales work.

To many rep are sales people first webmasters second.

Isradude · 07-15-2008, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

that's mine!
I hate Sales peeps..

great card

Jennyfer · 07-15-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

that's mine!
I hate Sales peeps..

Really?? I'm pretty sure it was produced and printed in Costa Rica

RyuLion · 07-15-2008, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck

Alex i understand where your coming from 100%.

But I think that to be an effective sales rep in the biz you have to be a webmaster first or being very well versed in the game to make sales work.

To many rep are sales people first webmasters second.

I have never in my life been in Sales. nor fast food industry.
I've always been technical/geeky since high school..
don't get me wrong I know where your coming from..

MaDalton · 07-15-2008, 01:40 PM

you make more money buying my content - question 5 answered and i see no rule for content provider - hehe

(and no, i have no feeds to offer)

JFK · 07-15-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Isradude

great card

Yeah, seen it somewhere before

RyuLion · 07-15-2008, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jennyfer

Really?? I'm pretty sure it was produced and printed in Costa Rica

Como estas Chica!!!! miss u guys!
Give Various a kick in the balls for me..

fuzebox · 07-15-2008, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

that's mine!
I hate Sales peeps..

Better you take credit than I do

Jennyfer · 07-15-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Como estas Chica!!!! miss u guys!
Give Various a kick in the balls for me..

Pura Vida y vos? It will be my pleasure to kick him in the balls for you

Kudles · 07-15-2008, 01:52 PM

Thats great!

Penny Flame · 07-15-2008, 01:54 PM

I'll feed you all something.

BALLS BALLS BALLS. BALLS ON YOUR CHIN.

STAY OFF CRACK

Anthony · 07-15-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck

So i was going thru my cards from the Xbiz Summer Forum and this one caught my attention and made me laugh at the same time.

Anyone guess whos card this is? hehe

Rob's.

Fuze

Socks · 07-15-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny Flame

I'll feed you all something.

BALLS BALLS BALLS. BALLS ON YOUR CHIN.

STAY OFF CRACK

Overdue on the ganja hon.

mona · 07-15-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck

It doesn't say, "No I don't want to advertise with Klixxx..."

AaliyahLove · 07-15-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Como estas Chica!!!! miss u guys!
Give Various a kick in the balls for me..

It was good seeing u at the show baby I love that card LOL.. you gna be in FLA?

Sosa · 07-15-2008, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks

Overdue on the ganja hon.

i was going to say the same thing

starpimps · 07-15-2008, 02:06 PM

me and that guy were fighting american gladiators style on two beds at the venetian and i coulda sworn he didnt have a tom selleck stash...im just sayin

Violetta · 07-15-2008, 02:13 PM

lol... nice!

~zombiegirl~ · 07-15-2008, 02:15 PM

lol. dude, wait til you see my card. that card above is inspired by mine...

starpimps - i did not hear this ghey Roman greco wrestling thing in vegas. Please explain. is he ghey? are you ghey? is it your fault he could possibly be ghey?

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-15-2008, 02:16 PM

That has class. I like that.

RyuLion · 07-15-2008, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

It was good seeing u at the show baby I love that card LOL.. you gna be in FLA?

yeah I'll be there hun!
Will be celebrating my b-day VIP style..where do I send u your invite?

_Richard_ · 07-15-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Better you take credit than I do

haha.. that card kicks ass dude

JenniDahling · 07-15-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~

lol. dude, wait til you see my card. that card above is inspired by mine...

Zombiegirl, my favorite line on your card is, "I'm the fucking owner you sexist pig."

BigBen · 07-15-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Better you take credit than I do

So how was the show for you? That card is spot on.

fuzebox · 07-15-2008, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBen

So how was the show for you? That card is spot on.

It was what it was

Saw tons of friends I don't get to see too often, met some new people, enjoyed myself thoroughly. Any excuse to go to Vegas, you know?

~zombiegirl~ · 07-15-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Zombiegirl, my favorite line on your card is, "I'm the fucking owner you sexist pig."

thanks! Ladies love that one.

starpimps. i am still waiting on this explanation!!!

Varius · 07-15-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jennyfer

Pura Vida y vos? It will be my pleasure to kick him in the balls for you

Uhm do I get a say in this ?

seeric · 07-15-2008, 02:43 PM

the bottom one is where you leave yourself open to hearing about the crap you don't want to hear about.

everyone thinks they can make you more money.

seeric · 07-15-2008, 03:29 PM

Heres the back of mine.

MeganS · 07-15-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Heres the back of mine.

LOL ... LOVE it!!

and don't lie .. you'd totally fuck me ......

JK .. that was shane's world family incest for a second!!! LOL

fuzebox · 07-15-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

the bottom one is where you leave yourself open to hearing about the crap you don't want to hear about.

everyone thinks they can make you more money.

Yeah well, I'd hate to them to think I was there for the free shit

stickyfingerz · 07-15-2008, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Better you take credit than I do

I knew it before you posted. lol Partly cause its so Rob, and partly cause I was in the thread where you were thinking of getting a new biz card. lol

seeric · 07-15-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Yeah well, I'd hate to them to think I was there for the free shit

free shit is the meaning of life.

DWB · 07-15-2008, 04:48 PM

fucking GREAT card!!!

VeriSexy · 07-15-2008, 05:08 PM

haha.. love it

respect · 07-15-2008, 05:12 PM

great card

starpimps · 07-15-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ~zombiegirl~

thanks! Ladies love that one.

starpimps. i am still waiting on this explanation!!!

we arent ghey per se...just two stunningly hot young men having a pillow fight on beds

Kevsh · 07-15-2008, 07:38 PM

Funny, and good idea.
But he/she shouldn't have added the last line "How are you going to make me more money?" ... That's just the opening every rep needs ...

"So you have only midget tranny traffic? Well we're a VOD site with 1 billion videos and blah blah blah ... So dude, I know we can make you cash money!!!"

"Yeah, but do you have midget tranny videos?"

Blank stare ... "Here have another vodka/redbull!"

Princess Ellisa · 07-15-2008, 08:15 PM

Funny card yes (definitely made me laugh) we all love enjoy ego and attitude in this biz or we would not be here.

That said...it sort of does away with needing to attend a show if you don't feel anyone there has anything to offer except friendship? And if that is the case then why attend adult webmaster conventions? Why not attend a surfer show? Or perhaps a travel conference?

I am a program owner, I am a sales person and a I am a webmaster. I like to see every person as an opportunity to make more business. In this industry we are unique in that often in making business for yourself the person you are working with is also receiving a benefit even if there is a cost attached.

So riddle me this fellow "Business Men and Women" what is that you hope to achieve at a show if you aren't buying and you aren't selling? Then what would be the point of networking exactly?

Anthony · 07-15-2008, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

me and that guy were fighting american gladiators style on two beds at the venetian and i coulda sworn he didnt have a tom selleck stash...im just sayin

My Merse carrying Brother. AND the 2nd hottest asian on GFY.

seeric · 07-15-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Funny card yes (definitely made me laugh) we all love enjoy ego and attitude in this biz or we would not be here.

That said...it sort of does away with needing to attend a show if you don't feel anyone there has anything to offer except friendship? And if that is the case then why attend adult webmaster conventions? Why not attend a surfer show? Or perhaps a travel conference?

I am a program owner, I am a sales person and a I am a webmaster. I like to see every person as an opportunity to make more business. In this industry we are unique in that often in making business for yourself the person you are working with is also receiving a benefit even if there is a cost attached.

So riddle me this fellow "Business Men and Women" what is that you hope to achieve at a show if you aren't buying and you aren't selling? Then what would be the point of networking exactly?

Well, all the free drinks of course. lol.

my card i made in PS was a joke. everything is what you make it.

i go to shows with certain predetermined roles and missions to accomplish.

every one is different.

Phoenix · 07-15-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

Funny card yes (definitely made me laugh) we all love enjoy ego and attitude in this biz or we would not be here.

That said...it sort of does away with needing to attend a show if you don't feel anyone there has anything to offer except friendship? And if that is the case then why attend adult webmaster conventions? Why not attend a surfer show? Or perhaps a travel conference?

I am a program owner, I am a sales person and a I am a webmaster. I like to see every person as an opportunity to make more business. In this industry we are unique in that often in making business for yourself the person you are working with is also receiving a benefit even if there is a cost attached.

So riddle me this fellow "Business Men and Women" what is that you hope to achieve at a show if you aren't buying and you aren't selling? Then what would be the point of networking exactly?

logic is not often the creed here....

Princess Ellisa · 07-15-2008, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Well, all the free drinks of course. lol.

my card i made in PS was a joke. everything is what you make it.

i go to shows with certain predetermined roles and missions to accomplish.

every one is different.

Yes that is the best way to go to shows ... with a plan.

There are, however, genuinely a lot of people who abhor sales reps. Reps, who by the way are mostly just trying to do a job, are viewed as the lowest rung on the ladder while a lot of them are likely making more money then the webmasters refusing to speak with them.

I did not mean to come across critically but I think it is a valid question?

What's in a show?

I still find conferences invaluable for any of my B2B products because there is a different mind set that comes with those sales pitches... I am dealing with other people who want to actually hear a pitch.

I guess I am wondering.. based on conversations, comments and posts outside of this thread as well as within:

What do the guys who are solely working in this biz as affiliates think about achieving when they go to shows?

I mean Rob's card shared some incite... he wants to know how the rep can make him more money...that is valid. How does he expect this to happen though if he is not open to adding new sponsors? Maybe that sponsor that isn't on your site COULD make you more money... obviously the ones you work with are productive but could it not also follow that other sponsors could be as or more productive? Could you not hear that rep out and then demand a huge bonus incentive to get the deal working in your favor?

Just some food for thought.

E.

fuzebox · 07-15-2008, 08:55 PM

Maybe I was just inviting the receiver of the card to use some creativity in their approach...

joefriday · 07-15-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

Heres the back of mine.

Sly · 07-15-2008, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Maybe I was just inviting the receiver of the card to use some creativity in their approach...

How about a late-night at a seedy "club"?

Quotealex · 07-15-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Princess Ellisa

So riddle me this fellow "Business Men and Women" what is that you hope to achieve at a show if you aren't buying and you aren't selling? Then what would be the point of networking exactly?

I only network to see what people are up to but I have no real interest in buying or selling anything...

Princess Ellisa · 07-15-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Quotealex

I only network to see what people are up to but I have no real interest in buying or selling anything...

Okay so you go for research. Then what you turn up does it affect how you then sell things to consumers?

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	Funny, and good idea. But he/she shouldn't have added the last line "How are you going to make me more money?" ... That's just the opening every rep needs ... "So you have only midget tranny traffic? Well we're a VOD site with 1 billion videos and blah blah blah ... So dude, I know we can make you cash money!!!" "Yeah, but do you have midget tranny videos?" Blank stare ... "Here have another vodka/redbull!"

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Princess Ellisa Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In my own lil' bubble. Posts: 1,883	Funny card yes (definitely made me laugh) we all love enjoy ego and attitude in this biz or we would not be here. That said...it sort of does away with needing to attend a show if you don't feel anyone there has anything to offer except friendship? And if that is the case then why attend adult webmaster conventions? Why not attend a surfer show? Or perhaps a travel conference? I am a program owner, I am a sales person and a I am a webmaster. I like to see every person as an opportunity to make more business. In this industry we are unique in that often in making business for yourself the person you are working with is also receiving a benefit even if there is a cost attached. So riddle me this fellow "Business Men and Women" what is that you hope to achieve at a show if you aren't buying and you aren't selling? Then what would be the point of networking exactly? __________________ Skype: PrincessEllisa1 ellisa at pink label dot .com Princess of Everything, Pink Label

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