CORY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! I TOOK A PUNCH FOR THIS?! I JUST READ PENNY's BLOG!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Anthony · 07-18-2008, 11:22 AM

BIG ASS POST about this, to get the whole back story. So read up.

Man party at JC's for OCCash's suite at the Hardrock Friday afternoon...

We are having a blast, about 10 guys, pizza, beer, water, and Penny Flame. Not thirty minutes ago, I got tired of Cory saying he could kick my ass, got up, too my watch off, emptied my pockets, and proceeded to bring Cory to the ground and choke the life out of him. When I say choke the life out of him, I'm being truthful.

You see, Cory forgot to mention he had asthma. So after taking him down, getting his back (I got accused by Cory he felt a hardon), and slapping a rear naked choke on him, Cory starts convulsing. Now, everyone knows what a tapout is. It's mainstream now, but not Cory. I couldn't see his face or what he was doing because I was grinding his back choking him out. But Just Dave, StevePP, PornoDan, and others say that Cory had the look of a drowning man, and was reaching, no rather trying to swim to the surface to get air. The kicker was that I didn't even have the choke hold tight, I was waiting for JC to get his camera, so he could film it. Soon as I felt Cory convulse, I let go.

I felt bad, I didn't know. Cory convulsed for a little bit, then popped straight up his feet, swaying like wino after a heavy night of drinking vino from the box. I hold him steady for a bit, ask him if he was okay, and he was. I apologized, he yelled at me, "I have fucking asthma man"! I apologize some more, he's okay, but then starts with Penny Flame.

Penny being the bad ass bitch she is, jumps right up and takes Cory on. Cory attempts to shoot on Penny TWICE! Penny shuts his ass down, and then proceeds to knee and kick him. Penny stops, she made her point. We all go smoke.

Cory get's this girl to come up to the man party he met the night before. He comes over to where me, Penny, Megan, and Shameless are smoking, and lights one up. Cory looks at me and says, "Bro, I really like this girl. Say something mean to her, so I can punch you in the head".

I said. No fucking way!

Cory: Come on Bro, I'd do it for you!

Me: Fuck that shit.

Cory: Please? Just say something.

Cory leaves. I bullshit with Meg, Penny, and Rick, and then decide, ok, I'll do it.

I start walking back to the living room of JC's suite, and say the only thing I could think of was while looking at her was her hair, and said...

"Hi, I'm Anthony, your roots look terrible".

It took Cory a second to get it, he pops right up, and rush to punch me, I"m expecting a punch to the head, I cover up, expecting a punch to the head, but NNNNOOO... Cory punches me in the GUT! HARD. I double over, he pushes me, and kicks me about 4 or 5 times with his foot's instep while I'm curled up fetal postion. The whole time yelling, "Don't you ever talk shit to my girl", and "You apologize to her right now fucker".

Staying in character, for MY BRO, I get up and say sorry, and then go smoke. Here I am thinking I did a good thing, I let my friend who wanted to impress a girl take a swing on me in his semi drunking fucked up state, kick me a few times, and act a character for a girl he likes.

But then I find out I took a punch to the liver, and kicks to the head and body for a fucking

HOOKER!!!

FOR 25 fucking signups.

MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Cory owes me.

Read the whole story here about the hooker in Penny Flame's BLOG:

JFK · 07-18-2008, 11:25 AM

all for a HOOKER ???

DarkJedi · 07-18-2008, 11:28 AM

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 11:28 AM

"Hi, I'm Anthony, your roots look terrible".

haha

Yngwie · 07-18-2008, 11:29 AM

now that's funny lol

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 11:29 AM

Why do I feel like this thread is going to end badly? haha

Xrated J · 07-18-2008, 11:35 AM

ok, my fucking cheeks hurt now

kristin · 07-18-2008, 11:35 AM

Hahahahahahaha

Gillespie · 07-18-2008, 11:36 AM

hahahahahahahaha

Gabriel · 07-18-2008, 11:36 AM

"I Have Asthma, Bitch!!"

Anthony, you forgot to mention his broken toe nail.

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 11:37 AM

Ok everyone haha

She wasn't a hooker until "someone" told her I could send traffic. Clearly, there needs to be a new term created!

I blame Punker Barbie. Someone has to take the fall, and clearly, I have taken one too many so far!

Lance69 · 07-18-2008, 11:38 AM

I feel dirty for giggling at this...

RyuLion · 07-18-2008, 11:41 AM

lols............

Mohawk Steve · 07-18-2008, 11:42 AM

Man Party 4 Life

Fucksakes · 07-18-2008, 11:44 AM

lol id never do that for a friend, fuck that shit, I've choked my brother out like that before thou, as a joke when he was coming down the stairs, 3 friends jumped him to put him down, and he gets up and charges at me thinking i was a part of it, 3 secs later hes not impressed and was probably sorry for trying to jump me.

Anthony · 07-18-2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

Why do I feel like this thread is going to end badly? haha

It will, if you tell me what program it is you have to send 25 signups a day too.

I deserve that much man.

Anthony · 07-18-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel

"I Have Asthma, Bitch!!"

Anthony, you forgot to mention his broken toe nail.

Yah thanks Gabe!

I broke the nail to Cory's right big toe. It was literally hanging off, bleeding everywhere. Corey was leaving his DNA for CSI to collect everywhere. It must have happened when I dragged him down to the ground.

No tail in the big toe, no traction. Penny Flame was using it to her full advantage. Hell, I think she tried to foot stomp him a few times.

tranza · 07-18-2008, 12:12 PM

Lolololololololol.... Funny stuff!!

MeganS · 07-18-2008, 12:13 PM

I wasn't at the Man Party 2008 that long (Thanks for the late invites bitches!) but for the time i was .. i don't think i've laughed harder!

One of my favorite things ..

You can shit on me .. i will lay down right now .. and you can shit on me!

Please it would be like strawberries!

xoxo,
Megan

Jman · 07-18-2008, 12:25 PM

Parts I like :

Corey says "I have fucking asthma man"!

Cory get's this girl to come up to the man party he met the night before. He comes over to where me, Penny, Megan, and Shameless are smoking, and lights one up

Corey is Hardcore.... I'm loving this story and Penny's blog, you guys ROCK!!!

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

It will, if you tell me what program it is you have to send 25 signups a day too.

I deserve that much man.

NaughtyAmerica owes 25 signups.

That's all I'm sayin.....

Elli · 07-18-2008, 12:38 PM

ahh sounds like good times all around

Makingcoin · 07-18-2008, 12:40 PM

Lmao, great story and better ending.

starpimps · 07-18-2008, 12:42 PM

LOL omg i almost shat myself reading that...too funny
i need to be invited to a man party sounds like my kinda thing

RevSand · 07-18-2008, 12:42 PM

Curious who the girl was after reading pennys blog...

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 12:44 PM

And this is where the thread will go downhill.......

jmk · 07-18-2008, 12:45 PM

Hhahahah oh boy

Mohawk Steve · 07-18-2008, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSand

Curious who the girl was after reading pennys blog...

I sale name for cheep

Quote:

Originally Posted by WEG Cory

And this is where the thread will go downhill.......

I will do my best to aid this in any fashion, you know I got your back! Valtrex or not I still love you.

Ravage · 07-18-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

"Hi, I'm Anthony, your roots look terrible".

Shoulda said your name was Albert. You probably would have gotten hugged instead.

Mohawk Steve · 07-18-2008, 12:51 PM

Kevsh · 07-18-2008, 12:52 PM

Well, I learned one lesson: Never let an asthmatic guy you just choked out punch you to impress a hooker.

And who says we can't learn anything on GFY?

Cory W · 07-18-2008, 12:52 PM

I think I'm going home now.

Yeah. Home.

Anthony · 07-18-2008, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

I sale name for cheep

I will do my best to aid this in any fashion, you know I got your back! Valtrex or not I still love you.

Even though I'm still "miffed" about being liver punched and used as a soccer ball, you know I will never divulge the young lady's name.

Unless someone gives me a really good offer on cross sales, I'm buying $30 per xsell with 2 day Free Trials!

Anthony · 07-18-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

Thinking back, the only thing that would have made the story better would have been if I said "Your Roots Look Terrible" with a heavy lisp.

Mohawk Steve · 07-18-2008, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

Even though I'm still "miffed" about being liver punched and used as a soccer ball, you know I will never divulge the young lady's name.

Unless someone gives me a really good offer on cross sales, I'm buying $30 per xsell with 2 day Free Trials!

All your cross sales are belong to me!

Deej · 07-18-2008, 01:01 PM

quality entertainment

Burnt Bacon · 07-18-2008, 01:19 PM

A+ fucking story. Wish I'd seen the live action play.

gregtx · 07-18-2008, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

umm.. steve we need to talk.. I have this copyrighted ;)

SCORE Ralph · 07-18-2008, 03:17 PM

Wow... you got pwnd.

SomeCreep · 07-18-2008, 03:27 PM

Violence is always the answer.

Penny Flame · 07-18-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

cory, I promise I won't sell her name if you send me 20 sign-ups a day.

I think that is quite a deal.

I'll even let you take the condom off when I blow you hahahhahahaha.

and if you'll just sign that paperwork before the dome action, then I won't have a guilty conscience about it all.

bbbbwwwwaaaaaahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	CORY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! I TOOK A PUNCH FOR THIS?! I JUST READ PENNY's BLOG!!! BIG ASS POST about this, to get the whole back story. So read up. Man party at JC's for OCCash's suite at the Hardrock Friday afternoon... We are having a blast, about 10 guys, pizza, beer, water, and Penny Flame. Not thirty minutes ago, I got tired of Cory saying he could kick my ass, got up, too my watch off, emptied my pockets, and proceeded to bring Cory to the ground and choke the life out of him. When I say choke the life out of him, I'm being truthful. You see, Cory forgot to mention he had asthma. So after taking him down, getting his back (I got accused by Cory he felt a hardon), and slapping a rear naked choke on him, Cory starts convulsing. Now, everyone knows what a tapout is. It's mainstream now, but not Cory. I couldn't see his face or what he was doing because I was grinding his back choking him out. But Just Dave, StevePP, PornoDan, and others say that Cory had the look of a drowning man, and was reaching, no rather trying to swim to the surface to get air. The kicker was that I didn't even have the choke hold tight, I was waiting for JC to get his camera, so he could film it. Soon as I felt Cory convulse, I let go. I felt bad, I didn't know. Cory convulsed for a little bit, then popped straight up his feet, swaying like wino after a heavy night of drinking vino from the box. I hold him steady for a bit, ask him if he was okay, and he was. I apologized, he yelled at me, "I have fucking asthma man"! I apologize some more, he's okay, but then starts with Penny Flame. Penny being the bad ass bitch she is, jumps right up and takes Cory on. Cory attempts to shoot on Penny TWICE! Penny shuts his ass down, and then proceeds to knee and kick him. Penny stops, she made her point. We all go smoke. Cory get's this girl to come up to the man party he met the night before. He comes over to where me, Penny, Megan, and Shameless are smoking, and lights one up. Cory looks at me and says, "Bro, I really like this girl. Say something mean to her, so I can punch you in the head". I said. No fucking way! Cory: Come on Bro, I'd do it for you! Me: Fuck that shit. Cory: Please? Just say something. Cory leaves. I bullshit with Meg, Penny, and Rick, and then decide, ok, I'll do it. I start walking back to the living room of JC's suite, and say the only thing I could think of was while looking at her was her hair, and said... "Hi, I'm Anthony, your roots look terrible". It took Cory a second to get it, he pops right up, and rush to punch me, I"m expecting a punch to the head, I cover up, expecting a punch to the head, but NNNNOOO... Cory punches me in the GUT! HARD. I double over, he pushes me, and kicks me about 4 or 5 times with his foot's instep while I'm curled up fetal postion. The whole time yelling, "Don't you ever talk shit to my girl", and "You apologize to her right now fucker". Staying in character, for MY BRO, I get up and say sorry, and then go smoke. Here I am thinking I did a good thing, I let my friend who wanted to impress a girl take a swing on me in his semi drunking fucked up state, kick me a few times, and act a character for a girl he likes. But then I find out I took a punch to the liver, and kicks to the head and body for a fucking HOOKER!!! FOR 25 fucking signups. MOTHER FUCKER!!! Cory owes me. Read the whole story here about the hooker in Penny Flame's BLOG: __________________

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