How can all of you believe in Jesus and at the same time - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:03 PM

See skulls getting dug up from people who lived a million years ago.

I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus. So that means by your logic those skulls/bones are fake or planted there by god or something?

BVF · 07-18-2008, 05:04 PM

They don't think they're fake, they just think that the bones are only 6,000 years old max......Yes, It's ridiculous...I already know.

baddog · 07-18-2008, 05:06 PM

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

they just think that the bones are only 6,000 years old max.......

Are there really people out there saying that? No??

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Oh wait, ofcourse people like you turned religion into something as easy as possible. You pray a bit and you go to heaven right? So you just skip all the crazy stuff and for your own benefit you keep the heaven part because thats what its all about in the end right?

Eriic · 07-18-2008, 05:08 PM

I can't even comment and why should I? I think you are very ignorant so there

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Eriic

I can't even comment and why should I? I think you are very ignorant so there

You believe in Jesus and call me ignorant?

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:11 PM

So shitdog, what are you saying? You read the bible, believe in Jesus but the Adam and Eve for instance was a lie? How does that work in your mind, please explain.

Peaches · 07-18-2008, 05:17 PM

It's been VERY recent (at least IME) that the Christians have started this "The world is only 6000 years old" BS. And with a nation that's 80% Christian, there's a very, very small fraction of a small percentage of Christians who feel this way. I think I've met 2 and I live in the Bible Belt.

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

It's been VERY recent (at least IME) that the Christians have started this "The world is only 6000 years old" BS. And with a nation that's 80% Christian, there's a very, very small fraction of a small percentage of Christians who feel this way. I think I've met 2 and I live in the Bible Belt.

So what do they think instead?

Qbert · 07-18-2008, 05:23 PM

I know Jesus, he cuts my lawn every Wed.

baddog · 07-18-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

So shitdog, what are you saying? You read the bible, believe in Jesus but the Adam and Eve for instance was a lie? How does that work in your mind, please explain.

Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

So you only believe in a dude called Jesus who lived and died, thats it i assume then. You dont believe in heaven...i mean that would be just as stupid then. Am i right?

moneybiz · 07-18-2008, 05:29 PM

interesting do they talk about dinosaurs in the bible?

1off · 07-18-2008, 05:30 PM

CyberHustler · 07-18-2008, 05:44 PM

Some people believe in Jesus, but not in a magical prophet son of god born from a virgin's cooch type of way...

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 05:53 PM

Come on shitdog, tell me if you believe in heaven.

psili · 07-18-2008, 06:16 PM

Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 06:17 PM

So anybody else got something to say about the subject. Preferably a christian.

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(

Take another beer

psili · 07-18-2008, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Take another beer

Yea. I spazzed out... my bad.
Sorry.

Deej · 07-18-2008, 06:22 PM

Franck, do some fuckin work you lazy fuck!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-18-2008, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Anyone dumb enough to take the OT literally is too dumb for me to even waste my time discussing it with.

Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way...

I take the Over Time literally, although when it's Sudden Death OT, I know that even though one team is going to win, and the other lose, that the losers are not going to be suddenly put to death. Can you imagine how many new players would have to be drafted each year to keep a league viable if they did that?!?

As to the original question, as long as Jesus keeps my lawn green and mowed, and digs out the weeds, I don't care if he pulls out a few ancient skulls now and then along with the weeds. I will still believe in him...

ADG

Walrus · 07-18-2008, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Some people believe in Jesus, but not in a magical prophet son of god born from a virgin's cooch type of way...

I think Little Franck doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't born at the beginning of time... And he's getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils.

BVF · 07-18-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Where did I say EVERYONE that is a Christian believes it? My mother is Christian and she doesn't believe it.....

So who's the ignorant one for reading into something that isn't even there and lashing out because someone hid your Geritol this morning?

John. · 07-18-2008, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

Exactly.. I would ever goes as far as to say that those who do believe it's 6,000 years old are in the minority amongst Christians on this planet.

07-18-2008, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by John.

Exactly.. I would ever goes as far as to say that those who do believe it's 6,000 years old are in the minority amongst Christians on this planet.

and the rest just have their heads half way up their asses

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 06:59 PM

why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

07-18-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

because in reality it's religion that's the problem. not which space daddy you believe in.

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by esnem

because in reality it's religion that's the problem. not which space daddy you believe in.

no you are horribly wrong and when towel head comes flying in on their carpet dropping bombs and smelling like curry you will wish you would have listened to me.

baddog · 07-18-2008, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Where did I say EVERYONE that is a Christian believes it? My mother is Christian and she doesn't believe it.....

So who's the ignorant one for reading into something that isn't even there and lashing out because someone hid your Geritol this morning?

I can see how you may have thought I was addressing you because I included the 6,000 years. I apologize. I was speaking to Franck.

jollyperv · 07-18-2008, 07:10 PM

Religion is a big fucking throbbing tumor on society

07-18-2008, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

no you are horribly wrong and when towel head comes flying in on their carpet dropping bombs and smelling like curry you will wish you would have listened to me.

so you hate them because they wear towels on their heads, fly carpets and smell like curry?

i hate them, and everyone else who believes in made up shit that never happened yet has to go around and spread it like the plague.

Nicky · 07-18-2008, 07:36 PM

It's all made up, just like any other religion, all made up. People take life to seriously I'm telling ya.....

Deej · 07-18-2008, 07:53 PM

i got franck whipped

Drake · 07-18-2008, 07:58 PM

I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.

broke · 07-18-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.

Why do you care?

jollyperv · 07-18-2008, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

I wonder if televangilists like Benny Hinn really believe what they preach.

I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.

broke · 07-18-2008, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv

I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.

You should stop wasting your time.

OG LennyT · 07-18-2008, 08:03 PM

someone deleted my post fuck
]l[

jollyperv · 07-18-2008, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

You should stop wasting your time.

And why is that?

Drake · 07-18-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by broke

Why do you care?

I'm curious to know what motivates somebody to preach what they preach. It speaks to their credibility.

07-18-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jollyperv

I often wonder that, and I highly fucking doubt it. Fear is such a fucking killer business model.

pay me or i'll burn you. forever.

CheeseFrog · 07-18-2008, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus.

Why *wouldn't* anybody believe that Jesus existed when it's been well documented that he did?

btrav04 · 07-18-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Qbert

I know Jesus, he cuts my lawn every Wed.

I've seen him at the

the content guy · 07-18-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

LOL Baddog, is it just me or have you gotten a little nasty in recent days?

I believe in Jesus because he bought an AdultCheck Gold membership from me in 1998.

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Walrus

I think Little Franck doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't born at the beginning of time... And he's getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils.

Who let this moron in?

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 08:38 PM

Baddog, why dont you answer me? Do you believe in heaven or not?

Dirty F · 07-18-2008, 08:39 PM

Walrus, are you getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils maybe?

You have no idea what this thread is about do you?

MetaMan · 07-18-2008, 08:42 PM

why the hate on jesus Fronk?

he taught acceptance and forgiveness, what exactly is wrong with that message?

jesus lived with the forgottens and prostitutes trying to help people better their lives and give hope.

what have you done lately to help your fellow mankind?

07-18-2008, 05:03 PM	#1
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	How can all of you believe in Jesus and at the same time See skulls getting dug up from people who lived a million years ago. I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus. So that means by your logic those skulls/bones are fake or planted there by god or something?

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind. You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake! People are dumb. What? You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube. Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft. You may think I went all tangent and shit... No. Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home: "I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go." Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting: "We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!" Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded. I should just stop posting. My bad. :-( __________________ Your post count means nothing.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	Not everyone that is Christian believes that the world is only 6,000 years old, but you are too ignorant to acknowledge that.

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Eriic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,995	I can't even comment and why should I? I think you are very ignorant so there

07-18-2008, 05:11 PM	#8
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So shitdog, what are you saying? You read the bible, believe in Jesus but the Adam and Eve for instance was a lie? How does that work in your mind, please explain.

07-18-2008, 05:17 PM	#9
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	It's been VERY recent (at least IME) that the Christians have started this "The world is only 6000 years old" BS. And with a nation that's 80% Christian, there's a very, very small fraction of a small percentage of Christians who feel this way. I think I've met 2 and I live in the Bible Belt.

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07-18-2008, 05:53 PM	#17
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Come on shitdog, tell me if you believe in heaven.

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	So anybody else got something to say about the subject. Preferably a christian.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Baddog, why dont you answer me? Do you believe in heaven or not?

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Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Walrus, are you getting human skulls confused with dinosaur fossils maybe? You have no idea what this thread is about do you?

07-18-2008, 08:42 PM	#50
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	why the hate on jesus Fronk? he taught acceptance and forgiveness, what exactly is wrong with that message? jesus lived with the forgottens and prostitutes trying to help people better their lives and give hope. what have you done lately to help your fellow mankind?