How can all of you believe in Jesus and at the same time - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Holly · 07-18-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

See skulls getting dug up from people who lived a million years ago.

I'm sure that at least 50% or more of people reading this thread believe in Jesus. So that means by your logic those skulls/bones are fake or planted there by god or something?

I believe they were planted by god. To fool the Dutch.

xmas13 · 07-19-2008, 01:50 AM

Do you celebrate Christmas? Why would you if you have such high esteem for Christian culture.

I bet you want all advantages minus ethics/morality, like most ex Christians, new atheists.

xmas13 · 07-19-2008, 01:54 AM

Parents don't want to raise their kids, and reject any form of responsability. It's no wonder they are turning against schools, religion, the government and so on.

Scott McD · 07-19-2008, 02:09 AM

Jesus loves the cock !

So i heard...

Socks · 07-19-2008, 02:32 AM

So whose more stupid frank, the Christians for believing it was 6,000 years, or you, thinking it was millions of years?

The oldest human bones date from about 200,000 years, and the oldest human skull remains we have are around 160,000 years old.

Dirty F · 07-19-2008, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Socks

So whose more stupid frank, the Christians for believing it was 6,000 years, or you, thinking it was millions of years?

The oldest human bones date from about 200,000 years, and the oldest human skull remains we have are around 160,000 years old.

Or are you more stupid?

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2...news_7243.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/106192.stm
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0208/feature1/

The amount of retards on gfy is unbelievable. It amazes me every fucking day.

bloggingseo · 07-19-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

Look, why even fight the none sense that is human kind.
You're a mutha-fucking "Troll Manager" for fuck's sake!
People are dumb.
What?
You don't see it? Especially in this industry of the circle-jerk monster that keeps the lucky in a position of influence and the surfer bent-over without lube.
Yea, yea, there's the cum-gobblers who suck up to those in the circle jerk on the boards who make it all worse, yet there are those who actually are savage at their craft.

You may think I went all tangent and shit... No.

Take a Catholic family man in his Catholic Home:
"I love Jesus! I just pissed all over the toilette seat and am not cleaning it up. My wife will. I don't need to tell her I pissed on the toilette seat, but I'll confess that shit to Father FuckStick on Sunday and I'm good to go."

Take a sponsor during a regular weekly meeting:
"We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. I don't give a fuck if we have no cumshot content in the member's area, GODDAMNIT! We need more projectile cumshots on this tour. And get another fucking pre-checked cross-sell on our join page!"

Yea... I guess I went all tangent... I'm retarded.
I should just stop posting.
My bad. :-(

WTF?

you just went off

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-19-2008, 04:08 AM

I believe in nothing but myself!
Cant go wrong with that...

Barefootsies · 07-19-2008, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

why is this thread wasting hate on christians when it can be better directed at muslims?

Antonio · 07-19-2008, 04:34 AM

for all of you non-believers, let me prove to you once and for all that God does indeed exist:

you felt the magic too, didn't you?

nico-t · 07-19-2008, 06:13 AM

"fuck you looooord is how i say a fucking prayer!"
~ nico-t - I'm a hater, 2003

dav3 · 07-19-2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

Why *wouldn't* anybody believe that Jesus existed when it's been well documented that he did?

It's been well documented that 1,000's of men named Jesus lived within the past 2000 years. Big deal. His 'miracles', however, are based on 'stories' told by priests, and are not well documented, except in the collection of 'stories' written by priests who claim to hear God speak to them.

One thing that is documented about Jesus, is when he went into a town square and saw sacrificial lambs for sale, he over-turned the table in rage because that person was profiting on religion. Yet some how today's preachers are some how exempt from this, or they choose not to acknowledge this.

It's funny that people believe that the bible is actually the word of God. When, in fact, it was written by drunken priests by candle light, not enlightenment.

Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.

Dirty F · 07-19-2008, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.

Pretty fucked up isnt it?

The Judge · 07-19-2008, 06:45 AM

Christianity is one of the greatest Jew scams in history but to their dismay it backfired on them.

bushwacker · 07-19-2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Or are you more stupid?

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/about-us/news/2...news_7243.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/106192.stm
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0208/feature1/

The amount of retards on gfy is unbelievable. It amazes me every fucking day.

PWNED!!

dav3 · 07-19-2008, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Pretty fucked up isnt it?

Very much so.

eroticsexxx · 07-19-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Well, I'm sorry that you feel that way...

I take the Over Time literally, although when it's Sudden Death OT, I know that even though one team is going to win, and the other lose, that the losers are not going to be suddenly put to death. Can you imagine how many new players would have to be drafted each year to keep a league viable if they did that?!?

As to the original question, as long as Jesus keeps my lawn green and mowed, and digs out the weeds, I don't care if he pulls out a few ancient skulls now and then along with the weeds. I will still believe in him...

ADG

baddog · 07-19-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

One thing that is documented about Jesus, is when he went into a town square and saw sacrificial lambs for sale, he over-turned the table in rage because that person was profiting on religion. Yet some how today's preachers are some how exempt from this, or they choose not to acknowledge this.

I love your selectiveness. Are you a chick?

baddog · 07-19-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by dav3

Every preacher on TV talks about Gods will, and God said this. This is where shit gets dangerous for malleable minds. These TV preachers take the bible literally. Yet they indulge in sin, at the same instance, right in front of you on TV, and the viewers are too fucking blinded to realize it.

At no point has anyone ever suggested that preachers are not human. All humans sin.

notoldschool · 07-19-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

Baddog, why dont you answer me? Do you believe in heaven or not?

Because hes a dumb human who at his age knows his time is running short so like most old people he needs to believe that there is something after he leaves his tired fat old body.

Baddog NEVER offers any rebuttal, he just calls people stupid.

Doctor Dre · 07-19-2008, 10:05 AM

Franck, there is a big difference between beeing christian and catholic

P.S. I don't beleive in neither

dav3 · 07-19-2008, 10:06 AM

Embrace the multi-dimensional energy recycling baddog. It's better that you find out this way, instead of being disappointed of the lack of pearly gates.

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