My Week in Vegas at XBIZ- This will be a long thread with many many pics

[Porno Dan]

I am finally getting around to posting and telling my very insane tale of what my week in Vegas was like.

Yes I said a week, I arrived in Vegas last Tuesday all happy and smiley as my friend Adult Film Superstar Flower Tucci, yes she squirts on my small little cock, was staying with me.

Flower and I right after getting in Vegas, yes I am still sober here




I also had Lexi Belle's best friend stating with me as well, much more on her later.

Lexi Belle's BFF - Rya



So the first night Flower, Rya and I hung with and went to a great dinner compliments from Joe from AMA. We were joined by my good friends Rick Shamless, Just Dave, Bad Dog and a bunch of hot girls

Joe from AMA with Nikki Jaymes and Rachel Roxxx



Yes both these hotties were staying in my suite, no I did not have sex with both of them.




After a great dinner Flower and I went to the circle and hung out with a bunch of friends including Easton, Dutchy, Bg D Donnie, Robbie, Claudia Marie, Alex, Dan of Camz, Anthony of Boss Bucks, Ram, Munki, Jerry of Intense Cash. Rye said she felt sick so went back to our room to crash.

Flower, Easton and I




I decided not drink that night as I knew I had a long week of drinking ahead of me and didn't want to be hung over for the XXX Iron Man Boat Race that was the next day.

Robbie, Claudia-Maire, Jerry and I



I helped Penny Flame oganize the greatest beer drinking team ever assembled, and there was no way the my uber competitive, egomaniac self was going to be the weak link on our team. As a result I walked my very drunk buddy Flower back to our room and went to bed at 2 am a very reasonable hour. When Flower and I got back to go to sleep crazy young Rya was feeling better, so she got dressed and went out.

[Miss Munki]

It was awesome kickin' it with you again Flower is a total sweetheart, I really enjoyed meeting her

[nosey]

nice pics

[Porno Dan]

The morning Flower and I were woken up Rya when she came in all hyper telling us some crazy sex filled story, she didn't have sex, her friend fucked her other friends boyfriend, or something like that. Oh yeah I forgot that Flower and took Rhino 51 pills the day before, these pills make Viagra look like pez, she was kind of enough to let me releave my cock in her cunt and to squirt all over me.

Any way I was ready first, so I went to CVS across the street to go get things that the girls and I forgot when you travel.

The day was the first day of the XXX Iron Man Boat Race competition, Penny Falme and I had assembled the greatest drinking team ever. We had a very deep team that included.

Jay, "I am proud to be a scoundrel" Rock; official videographer, XXX "Sir Jay Sir-Slap-Ho" Jay to team disciplinary, Sebastian "I am Dutch what's your excuse" Sands, quality control supervisor, Porno ?Porno ?I?ve been practicing for this moment since 1985? Dan, of Porno Dan, Tim ?the Hand? Siner of Video Secrets, Alex ?RyuLion cuz I?ll slap you in the face if you are bitch? insert last name here, Rocky, "I want to be male talent" Bigham, Jerry ?I?m not Dean Martin you drunk slut? Lewis, and Penny ?I think I?ve fucked everybody at this pool except you?..so?.hey?.? Flame.

Plus our support group of Team Flame Spiritual Advisor Airek, personal trainer Just Dave and nutritionist Rick Shamless, and quality control supervisor Sebsatian Sands.

We also had our own cheerleaders Trisha Uptown, Rya, and Flower Tucci, plus Big Steve, note he had not earned his new nickname at this point.

Alex and our cheerleaders



We went with the team of myself, Jerry, Shameless, Rocky and Alex, as we were all there on time and sober. Note Penny was not around as she was having sex.

Team Flame before the first race



Team Falme destroyed both of the teams we competed against the first day so we were assured a place in the finals.

Team Flame already done with their beers way way ahead of everyone else



After wining I hung out at the pool and got pretty drunk with my buddy Dave Sutton from VCX at his cabana.

Licking Flower's ass in Dave's cabana



After a long day of drinking, we went back and got changed.

Drinking at the circle bar with Donnie and Coin



Yes Alex and I are drunk here




Flower went to hang out and stay with her best friend Sunny Lane, and Rya went off to raise hell again, I went to hang out with a nameless friend and my buddy Dave from VCX. My nameless friend told me a girl was coming over who wanted to have sex with him because she was a fan of his website. I stayed around because I really didn't believe him. Well this girl comes over and she is OK, and my nameless friend is trying to talk her into having sex with us on film. Then she says if there is no camera she will fuck us both for free!!!!Of course being the man whore that I am, we did her.


Dave from VCX, the girl who was a fan and me




After we fucked the girl Dave and I went to the XBIZ opening Sutra party, I was pretty beat up from drinking all day and didn't stay out that long that night. I saw a ton of friends XXX Jay, Shamless, Big Steve, Natalie Sparks who is a good sport, the rest of my drunks on Team Flame, and drank a fair amount. I also passed out a bunch of samples of www.rhino51.com this new male enhancement pill that I am the spokesperson for. This stuff really really works because I was able to fuck the fan girl after drinking and partying all day.


XBIZ Sutra Party Alex, Flower, Me, Sunny Lane and Slim



I went back to my room at a pretty decent hour I think it was around 2 and went to bed as I had a morning meeting with Liz from AEBN, who I work with and a client about a project I can't talk about.

[Porno Dan]

The third and final day of the show I had an eleven meeting that went very well, all I can is that this is going to a win -win for both companies

After my meeting I went to shoot video and support all the girls that I am friends with who were in the Miss Xbiz competition.

My buddies Penny Flame, Trisha Uptown, Sunny Lane, Moxxie Maddron, Kayden Kross and Puma Swede were all in the competition.

Penny Flame - President of Earth



Puma Swede making a fool of Alex and I, like we need help doing that



After the Miss XBIZ competition, the new Vivid girl won, we got ready for the finals of XXX Iron Man compeition.

Our team of myself, Shamless, Jerry and Rocky were ready to drink as fast as possible and make Penny proud of the time that she spent making us our super cool team shirts. Alex was already blacked out drunk, so we were a little nervous he would remember to drink the beer and then put it over his head when he was finished.

Team Flame in our shirts before the competion.




We were more than ready to win, and the other teams acknowledged that we had a dream team of drunks, except for this smack talking ass clown




Needless to say Team Flame kicked ass and we won - Team Flame wins




After we won spilt up the $2,500 we got for winning, I stayed around to watch the Iporn best body contest as my buddy Dave from VCX was a judge. My buddy Heidi Mayne was in the contest as was Kayden. Kayden won the judges over and took home the $1,000 prize.


Kayden Kross wins the best body contest

[Porno Dan]

At some point during my drinking I told the guys from IPorn, I would shoot a scene for them for their, "Fuck a Fan" site. I found this hilarious since I have done almost 500 scenes, been nonimiated for AVN awards, and had numerous top selling movies....but the reality is I am the furthest thing from a male porn star. I am what I look like, an out of shape ex jock who loves to drink and have fun.

I went to dinner with Kayden, Rya, Dave from VCX, Peter Reynolds and Ashley Fires as I figured I better try and sober up before fucking on film. That was an excercise in fultility as I was hammered.

I got a phone call and went upstairs to shoot my scene. I have to give it to Jim Lane the director, he worked the fact I was drunk into the scene and even used the trophy I had won from the XXX Iron Man boat race.

My co-star

http://haileyyoung.com/MCE/default/0/aboutme

I thought the scene was going to be real simple, as they told me it would take 15 minutes. I knew I was bamboozeld when I was doing 5 positions during the stills. Anyway Hailey Young deserves an award for putting up with me, as I was way drunk. Francis from IPorn thought the scene was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and it looks like we will do business together. Thank God for www.rhino51.com as I fucked Hailey for two hours.

After the scene my buddy Shameless came up and I slammed two beers and got ready for the Player's Ball. I pulled it together and went to the Player's Ball with Penny Flame, Shamless, and Megan and Carrie of Shane's World.

Penny Flame, Megan and Carrie from Shane's World at the Player's Ball



Penny Flame and I being ourselves at the Player's Ball



None of them were feeling the Player's Ball so they left and I stayed to hang out with Kayden Kross.

Fuck yeah I am happy I am with Kayden Kross



Kayden and I went to another party and hung out untiil 4 30 am when I dropped her off at her room. No i didn't have sex her with her, if you are wondering. She is uber prerry and fun to hang out with though.

[Porno Dan]

On friday It was the birthday of my buddy JC from OC Cash. I started the day off by having breakfast with Francs from IPorn, who very much appreciated the gift I gave him. I then went with my friends Just Dave, Shamless, and Anthony to go hang out with JC.

I had no idea but this was the begining of the, "The Man Party". It was durinf that Big Steve was given was his new name Huggie McCuddles, the Corey had his ass kicked by both Penny and Anthony and we all laughed our asses off.

I left, The Man Party early as I was staying at a huge suite in the Palms with one of my best friends from DC. While I was gone I was given the task of finding Airek.

Here is my take on what happended written in third person with matching pics

It all started on Friday afternoon in the midst of, "The Man Party". This is the party where Cory had his ass kicked by Anthony and the President of Earth, Penny Flame, in a span of fifteen minutes. It was also the party where many great laughs were had by those that attended.

JC and Rick Shameless were both going to be celebrate their birthdays at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. In the midst of many great stories being told, someone got the brilliant idea that they should give Porno Dan the task of finding the artist formerly known as DJ Airek. Given his quest Porno Dan departed the Man Party and set off on his perilous journey to find Airek..

JC, XXX Jay, Big E and Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve were eating dinner when who should walk into Nobu, but Porno Dan and Airek!!! Airek complained that he didn't food and wanted to party right away. Being the good pals they are XXX Jay and JC obliged his request and feed him Bolivian Army Marching Power so he would his long night. Airek then started pounding vodka and Red Bull's like a mad man, Airek was possessed to have a good time.






Porno Dan was given the task to look over Airek and make sure that there were plenty of pics of him, so he would never ever blow off his buddies birthdays again.














Airek lead the huge crew that was out to celebrate JC's birthday and started making his way up the pants and skirts of every girl he could find the minute he got in the club.




He couldn't hide his love for XXX Jay moved his mouth dangerously close to Jay's ....at one point.



Airek was all over the club, he even tried his best to climb Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve.


Even JC was shocked by Airek's behavior. Nothing could stop Airek, he kept partying and so was of control he even let the least respected man in porn - KB make out with him. Others that spent time with Airek included Jay Styles, Ron of CC Bill, Big E of Fuck You Cash, Cory of Weg Cash, recovered from his ass kicking and the staff of Body English

Airek tired his best to get his girl Lia 28 to get naked for him, but he failed.




He was much luckier with Claudia-Maire and for awhile was lost in her massive boobs.





His co-workers from Shane's World and Penny Flame almost got into a wrestling match for his love.







Airek was really working the club.



At the end of the night he was so of control that he had to be restrained by Anthony AKA Silver Cash Albert and Just Dave.










Porno Dan lost Airek at the end of night, good idea to leave Airek with a guy whose bac is higher than his IQ, and he was finally was put to sleep by Anthony before he could do further harm to society

[Porno Dan]

The next night Saturday night, I went to dinner with Just Dave, Dave from VCX, Shamless and my friend from DC, plus a bunch of people who don't want to be identified.

I am glad there are no pictures from that night as I was a drunk hot mess, it ended around noon, with some ladies that advertise on eros.

I suffered on Sunday and finally pulled it together and got back to LA on Monday afternoon.

I have had enough of Vegas until January.

Dan

[JFK]

Funny Stuff Dan

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Hubba hubba !!!

[seeric]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

On friday It was the birthday of my buddy JC from OC Cash. I started the day off by having breakfast with Francs from IPorn, who very much appreciated the gift I gave him. I then went with my friends Just Dave, Shamless, and Anthony to go hang out with JC.

I had no idea but this was the begining of the, "The Man Party". It was durinf that Big Steve was given was his new name Huggie McCuddles, the Corey had his ass kicked by both Penny and Anthony and we all laughed our asses off.

I left, The Man Party early as I was staying at a huge suite in the Palms with one of my best friends from DC. While I was gone I was given the task of finding Airek.

Here is my take on what happended written in third person with matching pics

It all started on Friday afternoon in the midst of, "The Man Party". This is the party where Cory had his ass kicked by Anthony and the President of Earth, Penny Flame, in a span of fifteen minutes. It was also the party where many great laughs were had by those that attended.

JC and Rick Shameless were both going to be celebrate their birthdays at Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. In the midst of many great stories being told, someone got the brilliant idea that they should give Porno Dan the task of finding the artist formerly known as DJ Airek. Given his quest Porno Dan departed the Man Party and set off on his perilous journey to find Airek..

JC, XXX Jay, Big E and Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve were eating dinner when who should walk into Nobu, but Porno Dan and Airek!!! Airek complained that he didn't food and wanted to party right away. Being the good pals they are XXX Jay and JC obliged his request and feed him Bolivian Army Marching Power so he would his long night. Airek then started pounding vodka and Red Bull's like a mad man, Airek was possessed to have a good time.






Porno Dan was given the task to look over Airek and make sure that there were plenty of pics of him, so he would never ever blow off his buddies birthdays again.














Airek lead the huge crew that was out to celebrate JC's birthday and started making his way up the pants and skirts of every girl he could find the minute he got in the club.




He couldn't hide his love for XXX Jay moved his mouth dangerously close to Jay's ....at one point.



Airek was all over the club, he even tried his best to climb Huggie Mccuddles AKA Big Steve.


Even JC was shocked by Airek's behavior. Nothing could stop Airek, he kept partying and so was of control he even let the least respected man in porn - KB make out with him. Others that spent time with Airek included Jay Styles, Ron of CC Bill, Big E of Fuck You Cash, Cory of Weg Cash, recovered from his ass kicking and the staff of Body English

Airek tired his best to get his girl Lia 28 to get naked for him, but he failed.




He was much luckier with Claudia-Maire and for awhile was lost in her massive boobs.





His co-workers from Shane's World and Penny Flame almost got into a wrestling match for his love.







Airek was really working the club.



At the end of the night he was so of control that he had to be restrained by Anthony AKA Silver Cash Albert and Just Dave.








Porno Dan lost Airek at the end of night, good idea to leave Airek with a guy whose bac is higher than his IQ, and he was finally was put to sleep by Anthony before he could do further harm to society

[Persius]

Nice Thread with some awesome pictures and stories...

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Dan, you really need to learn to relax and enjoy life more.

I mean, you're so uptight that your hair has prematurely turned white. I think you should quit being such a wallflower. and start living it up.



You can thank me later for the advice...

ADG

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by JFK

Funny Stuff Dan

Thanks for taking all the great pics of me.

Fubarwebmasters.com is the best!

[nikki99]

nice pics

[MichaelP]

Nice Pics Dan.

Thanks amillion for bringing stunning Kayden to our party at the Palms

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by MichaelP

Nice Pics Dan.

Thanks amillion for bringing stunning Kayden to our party at the Palms

It was my pleasure, thanks for having us at your party

[Big_D]

Now those are some GREAT fucking pictures. Always a pleasure Partying with you Dan!

[MeganS]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

This is the picture on my MySpace right now with the quote ... I was shocked to hear Porno Dan question Penny "President of Earth" Lame's Authoritaaaaaaaaaaaay!

xoxo,
Megan

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

...

[RyuLion]

Fuckin' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......lol..

[ASSistant]

That picture of all of us cracks me up!!! Megan's face is classic!! Hey what did you say to get her to look at you like that?! Looks like I'm about to give you the look of death too!!! LMAO!!!!!!

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by SWorldASSistant

That picture of all of us cracks me up!!! Megan's face is classic!! Hey what did you say to get her to look at you like that?! Looks like I'm about to give you the look of death too!!! LMAO!!!!!!

I said it was the best party I had ever been to.

[VeriSexy]

Great looking pics

[RAM]

Well done and I must say you had a BLAST !!!!

I also would like to mention Rihno 51 Kicks ASS !!!

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by SWorldASSistant

That picture of all of us cracks me up!!! Megan's face is classic!! Hey what did you say to get her to look at you like that?! Looks like I'm about to give you the look of death too!!! LMAO!!!!!!

huh? did I say hi in Vegas?

[C H R I S]

Dan you amaze me with your stamina,,, great shots and great week ....see you soon

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Thanks for taking all the great pics of me.

Fubarwebmasters.com is the best!

THANKS

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by AVNChris

Dan you amaze me with your stamina,,, great shots and great week ....see you soon

Better living through chemistry baby.

BTW- I am a thoroughbred.

I didn't take those pictures JFK and Bad Dog of www.fubarwebmasters.com

Originally Posted by RAM

Well done and I must say you had a BLAST !!!!

I also would like to mention Rihno 51 Kicks ASS !!!

The fact that you are endorsing www.Rhino51.com means that I made the right choice in working with them.

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by Porno Dan

Better living through chemistry baby.

BTW- I am a thoroughbred.

I didn't take those pictures JFK and Bad Dog of www.fubarwebmasters.com



The fact that you are endorsing www.Rhino51.com means that I made the right choice in working with them.

WTF you talking about?
I took the pics!!!!!

[Shameless]

Originally Posted by SWorldMegan

This is the picture on my MySpace right now with the quote ... I was shocked to hear Porno Dan question Penny "President of Earth" Lame's Authoritaaaaaaaaaaaay!

xoxo,
Megan

No Dan I do the jaw breakers on this side.

[tranza]

It seems you had a great time...

[Luca_Triple 10]

That was awesome!

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

WTF you talking about?
I took the pics!!!!!

Alex, you know I love you, but if you had taken all the pics they would have been sideways

Originally Posted by Shameless

No Dan I do the jaw breakers on this side.

I shouldn't have read this comment as I have to call her in a minute, and that's all I am going to think about

[whatthef]

Look at all the evidence

[JustDaveXxx]

you are too funny!!! I had a great time with you and the whole bunch..

[Porno Dan]

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

you are too funny!!! I had a great time with you and the whole bunch..

I tell like it really happens my friend

Great seeing you in Vegas, let's go check out the new crop of models tonight.

[ASSistant]

Originally Posted by RyuLion

huh? did I say hi in Vegas?

Yes. We took a pic. Me, you and Penny..lol

[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by SWorldASSistant

Yes. We took a pic. Me, you and Penny..lol

ok now I feel owned..