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Easton · 07-23-2008, 06:47 AM

Just woke up to this in my inbox this morning... he is referring to SWIRLIE GIRLS

----- Original Message -----
From: Christoph Minjalev
To: Royal Vault Webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 3:33 AM
Subject: Swirliegirls

Dear Madam or Sir,

I am very exited about your webpage SWIRLIEGIRLS. The best site I have ever seen, because I like toilets and grils. The combination of a naked girl and a toilet is great. To flush the head in a toilet is the best I have ever seen.

I am a professional artist based in Germany and I am specialized on ceramic and pottery. My newest working field is on-demand art work. I am so inspired of your Toilet Girls that I have decided to offer you a Toilet-on-demand. For example:

1) with x-tra large bowl to drop the butt into it,

2) with extra deep bowl to dive the whole head under water,

3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet,

4) with special flush for extra long diving experience in the toilet bowl.

I yust need the connection data for american toilets.

The price: for free. I offer you the toilet on demand just for free to use it in your motion pictures.

That you very much for your interest,
best regards,

Christoph Minjalev
-Artist-

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Gesendet von Yahoo! Mail.
Dem pfiffigeren Posteingang.

pornguy · 07-23-2008, 06:50 AM

Hrmmmm... That could actually be an interesting gift.

MaDalton · 07-23-2008, 06:50 AM

oh lord, my fellow germans never cease to amaze me - lol

Cyndalie · 07-23-2008, 06:51 AM

Hahahaha, WOW! How can you say now to an offier like that?

Karupted Charles · 07-23-2008, 06:51 AM

hahahaha you don't get emails like that often I bet.

Maybe you should set up a cross sale to them for other fans of your site.

MaDalton · 07-23-2008, 06:54 AM

btw - the transportation alone will be probably $500 or more - lol

but i say go for it

Juicy D. Links · 07-23-2008, 06:55 AM

lolololol

ro8in · 07-23-2008, 06:55 AM

fucking eh.. Get one for sure ..

Marie · 07-23-2008, 06:59 AM

Please tell me you're going to take that offer. Can't wait to see what that looks like!

czarina · 07-23-2008, 07:02 AM

get it and post pictures!

CuriousToyBoy · 07-23-2008, 07:02 AM

That is fucking gold.

;-)

webboy21 · 07-23-2008, 07:02 AM

thats so cool...haha

Dirty F · 07-23-2008, 07:06 AM

Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

HorseShit · 07-23-2008, 07:09 AM

this guy has issues

dropped9 · 07-23-2008, 07:10 AM

hahahahaha that fucking rocks

ro8in · 07-23-2008, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

Ah yes so far for members their privacy at your sites

qxm · 07-23-2008, 07:14 AM

well.. the german guy is inspired... lol .. give it a try

Adam_OC3 · 07-23-2008, 07:16 AM

That's great who would've thought a custom porn toilet

Barefootsies · 07-23-2008, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

oh lord, my fellow germans never cease to amaze me - lol

True dat.

I've received some weird shit in e-mails from them as well.

nekrom · 07-23-2008, 07:18 AM

German surfers gotta love them. If it's not pissing or toilets it's Extreme or Bdsm.

-N

Shaft_1971 · 07-23-2008, 07:25 AM

Hope you get it in time for the launch of SWIRLIEGIRLS2

Tjeezers · 07-23-2008, 07:28 AM

Wow

Germans are weird people.

DaddyHalbucks · 07-23-2008, 07:30 AM

Fetish is huge in Germany.

Tjeezers · 07-23-2008, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

Comes from the Dutchmen with Adolf in his signature.

carol.prime · 07-23-2008, 07:41 AM

what an awesome offer accept it and update us.

Holly · 07-23-2008, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sex2Have

Wow

Germans are weird people.

I would have guessed he was Japanese.

u-Bob · 07-23-2008, 08:01 AM

lol, fucking great

DaLord · 07-23-2008, 08:05 AM

What part of your brain said "it's perfectly okay to post the member's personal info on a board"?

Mike

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 07-23-2008, 08:11 AM

ha ha ha thats great

Easton · 07-23-2008, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaLord

What part of your brain said "it's perfectly okay to post the member's personal info on a board"?

Mike

what makes you think that was actually his real name? i changed it specifically for this post!

and where is his personal info?

O MARINA · 07-23-2008, 08:16 AM

wtf.... ?

Scott McD · 07-23-2008, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet

Now this i gotta see !!

96ukssob · 07-23-2008, 08:25 AM

thats is awesome. i would definitely take him up on an offer for that

Mike Dutch · 07-23-2008, 08:28 AM

lolll and............ those people are our neighbours

Pornopat · 07-23-2008, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

btw - the transportation alone will be probably $500 or more - lol

but i say go for it

You can pick it up and take it as luggage to Miami?
Would be funny at costums...

Easton · 07-23-2008, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

lolll and............ those people are our neighbours

ps: Mike, did you get all the files for the tube clip data? i believe there were 11 sites in all

Phil · 07-23-2008, 08:37 AM

call police

tony286 · 07-23-2008, 08:40 AM

boy he has too much free time on his hands lol

Mike Dutch · 07-23-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton

ps: Mike, did you get all the files for the tube clip data? i believe there were 11 sites in all

Got them thanks ;) Mailed you back righ away

We be in touch !

MaDalton · 07-23-2008, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

You can pick it up and take it as luggage to Miami?
Would be funny at costums...

yeah, cool, travelling with a 30 kg porcelain toilet...

"sorry, ma'm, the plane toilets are always so disgusting that i brought my own"

Manowar · 07-23-2008, 08:53 AM

hahah thats awesome

klaze · 07-23-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F

Easton, ask Ice to get rid of the guys name. Thats really not a nice thing to do.

"Hey Google my name lets see what comes up!!"

"Uhhhh? O-M-G"

Violetta · 07-23-2008, 09:16 AM

haha... PLEASE accept! Id love to see the result!

gotekix · 07-23-2008, 09:19 AM

That is hilarious. You don't even want to know some of the bizarre e-mails I've received from some members before....

xmas13 · 07-23-2008, 09:23 AM

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

sniperwolf · 07-23-2008, 09:25 AM

ROFL! Classic!

Go get one and don't forget to share the photos! lol

jmk · 07-23-2008, 09:44 AM

Hahahhahah good one

_Richard_ · 07-23-2008, 09:48 AM

you have to take the toliet.. he'd be crushed otherwise..

SykkBoy · 07-23-2008, 10:17 AM

You should ask him to give the toilet a special trapdoor so you can get a bowl's eye view of the action

;-)

mona · 07-23-2008, 10:21 AM

That would make running any site worth it! I don't get it though...He makes toilets?!? lol

07-23-2008, 06:47 AM	#1
Easton Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 9,825	Actual e-mail from a member! Just woke up to this in my inbox this morning... he is referring to SWIRLIE GIRLS ----- Original Message ----- From: Christoph Minjalev To: Royal Vault Webmaster Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 3:33 AM Subject: Swirliegirls Dear Madam or Sir, I am very exited about your webpage SWIRLIEGIRLS. The best site I have ever seen, because I like toilets and grils. The combination of a naked girl and a toilet is great. To flush the head in a toilet is the best I have ever seen. I am a professional artist based in Germany and I am specialized on ceramic and pottery. My newest working field is on-demand art work. I am so inspired of your Toilet Girls that I have decided to offer you a Toilet-on-demand. For example: 1) with x-tra large bowl to drop the butt into it, 2) with extra deep bowl to dive the whole head under water, 3) with an opening in the front to put the neck on, if you want to have the head into the bowl when someone is sitting on the toilet, 4) with special flush for extra long diving experience in the toilet bowl. I yust need the connection data for american toilets. The price: for free. I offer you the toilet on demand just for free to use it in your motion pictures. That you very much for your interest, best regards, Christoph Minjalev -Artist- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gesendet von Yahoo! Mail. Dem pfiffigeren Posteingang. __________________ New models booked and shot every week... MILFs, pornstars and teens. Girls for every niche and project. Looking for high-quality affordable exclusive content? Check me out at Easton Content for all the details.

07-23-2008, 06:50 AM	#2
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07-23-2008, 06:50 AM	#3
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07-23-2008, 06:51 AM	#4
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07-23-2008, 06:51 AM	#5
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07-23-2008, 06:54 AM	#6
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07-23-2008, 06:55 AM	#7
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07-23-2008, 07:06 AM	#13
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07-23-2008, 07:09 AM	#14
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07-23-2008, 07:10 AM	#15
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07-23-2008, 07:16 AM	#18
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07-23-2008, 07:18 AM	#20
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07-23-2008, 07:25 AM	#21
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07-23-2008, 07:28 AM	#22
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07-23-2008, 07:30 AM	#23
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07-23-2008, 08:05 AM	#28
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07-23-2008, 08:16 AM	#31
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07-23-2008, 08:25 AM	#33
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07-23-2008, 08:28 AM	#34
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07-23-2008, 08:37 AM	#37
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07-23-2008, 08:40 AM	#38
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07-23-2008, 08:53 AM	#41
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07-23-2008, 09:19 AM	#44
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07-23-2008, 09:23 AM	#45
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07-23-2008, 09:25 AM	#46
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