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RedShoe · 07-24-2008, 01:19 AM

I've always said that only two kinds of people own macs. Hippies and faggots.

As it turns out I just got a Mac Pro. I run Vista on it because I still can't bring myself to use Mac software. It made me ill to walk into the MacMall in Santa Monica and buy one.

I sat in the shower for an hour trying to wash the gay off me. I don't ever want to suck a dick but if one fell in my mouth I wouldn't freak out like I used to.

And the worst part is... I actually stopped shaving. I didn't know why until just tonight. I'm turning into a MacHippie.

Soon, I'll be wearing berkinstocks and actually caring about sea creatures.

FFUUUUUUCCCKKK This sucks!!!!!!!

munki · 07-24-2008, 01:22 AM

4 horsemen just ran by... they are looking for you...

baddog · 07-24-2008, 01:24 AM

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

hypedough · 07-24-2008, 01:24 AM

Another convert.... muahhahahahahaha!!!

Jens Van Assterdam · 07-24-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

munki · 07-24-2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

moeloubani · 07-24-2008, 01:26 AM

fag

12345

edit: just kidding :D

baddog · 07-24-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

RedShoe · 07-24-2008, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

Yeah...

kinda how I feel.

Orgazilla · 07-24-2008, 01:35 AM

LOL wowwz

Daruma · 07-24-2008, 01:37 AM

Welcome to the family - I just bought another 5 Mac Pro's today!!!

Violetta · 07-24-2008, 04:15 AM

you are doomed!

CunningStunt · 07-24-2008, 04:21 AM

I felt the same way when I started playing a PS3 after decades of pc gaming....at least mine was free with the Bravia TV

D Ghost · 07-24-2008, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

Another convert.... muahhahahahahaha!!!

Joe BrainCash · 07-24-2008, 06:59 AM

Mac attack? You're one of them now...

MichaelP · 07-24-2008, 07:03 AM

Welcome to the dark side.. Muuuuhahhahahaha

squirtmaster · 07-24-2008, 07:09 AM

Richard Simmons just called.............

...... he wants his gayness back

Joe BrainCash · 07-24-2008, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirtmaster

Richard Simmons just called.............

...... he wants his gayness back

tranza · 07-24-2008, 07:13 AM

Hahaha...poor you...

Monique Niccole · 07-24-2008, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

PinkShoe? or RedSlippers?

TheDoc · 07-24-2008, 07:17 AM

If you put Vista on it, why get a Mac? You should have just went with a Gateway Notebook or several other brands that simply dwarf the Mac Pro.

gornyhuy · 07-24-2008, 08:05 AM

Way to overpay for crappy hardware and "design" for no apparent reason.

gornyhuy · 07-24-2008, 08:10 AM

gornyhuy · 07-24-2008, 08:11 AM

gornyhuy · 07-24-2008, 08:12 AM

markdeboer · 07-24-2008, 08:13 AM

Last week I start to use the mac theme on my pc.... oops :9

tony286 · 07-24-2008, 08:58 AM

Redshoe I just got the call,there is a emergency meeting of the Vegas Editors Union. They are talking about revoking your membership, I will see what can do but doesnt look good.

It's funny Apple has this aura of being liberal and caring. Steve Jobs gives no money to charity. Bill Gates blows him away on that.

raven1083 · 07-24-2008, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

4 horsemen just ran by... they are looking for you...

lol! I agree with you!

JP-pornshooter · 07-24-2008, 10:54 AM

you're not gay, just wannabe gay as you think its cool, happens alot to guys living around Hollywood.
if you were really gay, you would not have installed VISTA...ha ha

2012 · 07-24-2008, 10:59 AM

see what happens when you goto Trader Joes ...

Scott McD · 07-24-2008, 11:00 AM

Those vids...

96ukssob · 07-24-2008, 11:03 AM

i like my macbook pro and other apple products that i bought to seem cool to others and raise my self esteem that i am important enough to own these things

BardMan · 07-24-2008, 11:39 AM

wow fag....

RedShoe · 07-25-2008, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

If you put Vista on it, why get a Mac? You should have just went with a Gateway Notebook or several other brands that simply dwarf the Mac Pro.

8 core, the ability to switch over to Final Cut Pro, and the ability to add up to 32 gigs on the Mac side when I'm ready.

It is also a bit unprofessional of me to host clients and show them my laptop screen.

"Welcome clients, if you would please just huddle over my shoulders and I'll show you what you pay me the big bucks for... oh this little thing... it's my computer."

Fuck that noise. I want them to leave her feeling like I have a bigger dick.

RedShoe · 07-25-2008, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by gornyhuy

Way to overpay for crappy hardware and "design" for no apparent reason.

Cool thanks. The hardware was the main attraction. I've fucked with one too many PC cables in my life. Just ask "TheDirtyWhiteBoy" I built an 8 system box, from scratch, when he was here. The cables alone would give me nightmares.

When I added 2 more terabytes into this Mac, I was absolutely shocked to find there was no cables. I wasn't sure how it was going to work. I just slid the drive in, and bam it was ready to go. Totally shocked... I didn't find one fucking cable in that thing.

OG LennyT · 07-25-2008, 01:40 AM

Welcome out of the closet

RedShoe · 07-25-2008, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Redshoe I just got the call,there is a emergency meeting of the Vegas Editors Union. They are talking about revoking your membership, I will see what can do but doesnt look good.

It's funny Apple has this aura of being liberal and caring. Steve Jobs gives no money to charity. Bill Gates blows him away on that.

1) I still use Vegas, no matter how much I tell you and everyone else her how much it fucking sucks. I still use it, so don't let that cat out of the bag.

2) I couldn't care less what people do or don't do with their money. I'm a capitalist with a capital C. If Gates wants to give it away, so be it. If Jobs wants to keep his, well fuck him, I should get a little something for buying this stupid thing.

RedShoe · 07-25-2008, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fartfly

see what happens when you goto Trader Joes ...

Fuck trader Joes. Nothing but hippies and faggots in there to. If my wife goes there I wait in the car. Fuck those hippies.

RedShoe · 07-25-2008, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BardMan

wow fag....

yeah.. I know.

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