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Farang · 07-26-2008, 04:30 AM

So after my health check I went for std check. The doc made some notes, took a close look at my cock and... he takes this long fucking stick and sticks it in my fucking penis OOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!! And then he goes 'Hold on boy, I have another one'. Omg, everytime I think about it my balls shrink.

Farang · 07-26-2008, 04:34 AM

Goddamnit, I'd rather take black cock up my ass

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 05:07 AM

Sissy, go back and demand a 18 Fr catheter or for shits and giggles and to make sure your bladder is doing ok for health and all ask for a cystoscopy to be on the safe side.

Farang · 07-26-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Sissy, go back and demand a 18 Fr catheter or for shits and giggles and to make sure your bladder is doing ok for health and all ask for a cystoscopy to be on the safe side.

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 05:16 AM

Best comparison would be your swab you had = splinter, catheter = baseball bat, cystoscopy = 2x4

Tat2Jr · 07-26-2008, 05:39 AM

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Best comparison would be your swab you had = splinter, catheter = baseball bat, cystoscopy = 2x4

Ouch! My MS is really fucking with my pissing. I had my prostate checked (OUCH!) and it's fine, so I know it's the MS. I'm hoping I don't have to start doing catheters. My mom (also has MS) has to do it each time.

Tat2Jr · 07-26-2008, 05:43 AM

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So after my health check I went for std check. The doc made some notes, took a close look at my cock and... he takes this long fucking stick and sticks it in my fucking penis OOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!! And then he goes 'Hold on boy, I have another one'. Omg, everytime I think about it my balls shrink.

This is your first time???? Getting the ol' q-tip up the pee hole is just a regular part of being a responsible sex partner. When I was young and raw dogging every other chick I saw the q-tip/pee hole thing was a monthly occurrence. Now that I'm older (wiser) I jimmy up and only have to do the q-tip yearly.

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 05:53 AM

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Ouch! My MS is really fucking with my pissing. I had my prostate checked (OUCH!) and it's fine, so I know it's the MS. I'm hoping I don't have to start doing catheters. My mom (also has MS) has to do it each time.

I am beyond catheters now. Quick recap was catheters 4 times a day (fun). Then I eventually got a super pubic catheter (this means a hole through your abdomen, below your belly button that just has a catheter inserted in it and changed periodically). Now since I had the big C and all which was contained in my bladder and never left it nor penetrated the walls I no longer even have a bladder. Yes I know way to much information for some people.

Now many doctors will not let you in on some shit but you can get liquid lidocaine mixed into your lubrication. This will relieve about 99% of all your discomfort if/when it comes down to it. PS if you ever do have to make that step, hit me up. You will want to make a back wash to flush your bladder out if you catheter often. Few people ever tell you this very important step and unless you really enjoy bladder infections it is highly recommended.

Tat2Jr · 07-26-2008, 05:54 AM

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I am beyond catheters now. Quick recap was catheters 4 times a day (fun). Then I eventually got a super pubic catheter (this means a hole through your abdomen, below your belly button that just has a catheter inserted in it and changed periodically). Now since I had the big C and all which was contained in my bladder and never left it nor penetrated the walls I no longer even have a bladder. Yes I know way to much information for some people.

Now many doctors will not let you in on some shit but you can get liquid lidocaine mixed into your lubrication. This will relieve about 99% of all your discomfort if/when it comes down to it. PS if you ever do have to make that step, hit me up. You will want to make a back wash to flush your bladder out if you catheter often. Few people ever tell you this very important step and unless you really enjoy bladder infections it is highly recommended.

Fuck man.... I feel for ya. I will definitely hit you up if it comes to that.

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 05:58 AM

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Fuck man.... I feel for ya. I will definitely hit you up if it comes to that.

All part of the gig and it is so damn normal for me now that I barely remember anything else. Hell last time I took a normal piss was um 25 years ago. Ya try imagine being 12 and having to deal with using a catheter 4 times a day. Other kids are practising jacking it and I was perfecting sterile techniques.

Farang · 07-26-2008, 06:07 AM

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All part of the gig and it is so damn normal for me now that I barely remember anything else. Hell last time I took a normal piss was um 25 years ago. Ya try imagine being 12 and having to deal with using a catheter 4 times a day. Other kids are practising jacking it and I was perfecting sterile techniques.

What are you suffering from?

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 06:19 AM

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What are you suffering from?

Spinal cord injury that left me a paraplegic. Though as I stated I also had a small little bout with bladder cancer that I beat with flying colors. Still have to have cat scans every 6 months though to play it safe. My only other real issue is/was anemia yet that has been much better these last two years.

Would not really call it suffering though.

Tat2Jr · 07-26-2008, 06:30 AM

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Spinal cord injury that left me a paraplegic.

I'm sure you've already seen this, but knowing there's a chance I could be in a wheel chair in the future.... I'm loving what is on the horizon.

http://gizmodo.com/5027546/video-exo...n-twenty-years

After Shock Media · 07-26-2008, 06:42 AM

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I'm sure you've already seen this, but knowing there's a chance I could be in a wheel chair in the future.... I'm loving what is on the horizon.

http://gizmodo.com/5027546/video-exo...n-twenty-years

The text is a bit misguiding im sure by accident unless a t-8 injury is now considered the basis to being a quad. If so he is one of the most ambulatory quads I ever seen

I am super damn curious though why the fuck would it even need FDA approval or is the author again off his rocker some (I will admit i watched it with no volume). Just can not see how or why the food and drug administration would have any authority over such a device.

Side note, it looks a hell of a lot better than the old school braces they had me try a couple decades ago. No flexibility at all in the joints (totally rigid). Zero power, you just got to use your arms via crutches and lift and toss your legs forward which is a workout from hell. So much so that I said screw braces all together.

Scott McD · 07-26-2008, 07:00 AM

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Goddamnit, I'd rather take black cock up my ass

You sure about that...

Kudles · 07-29-2008, 10:50 AM

Thats sounds horrible!!!

Farang · 07-29-2008, 10:54 AM

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Thats sounds horrible!!!

What even more horrible is waiting 3 days for the results.

Persius · 07-29-2008, 10:57 AM

damn i bet you haven't got hard since that day

F-U-Jimmy · 07-29-2008, 11:08 AM

Would you guys like to hear about Prostate examinations, you know when they stick a camera ( 3/4 inch diameter ) up the eye of your penis and through your bladder. Oh and then if they find that its grown too big ( the Prostate ) and is causing flow issues they also stick in a micro wave unit ( at the same time ) to boil it back down to size !!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does that make you feel ?

Farang · 07-30-2008, 02:16 AM

All negative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Farang · 07-30-2008, 02:20 AM

Fuck Yeah!

tranza · 07-30-2008, 06:19 AM

Must be awful!!!!

Farang · 07-30-2008, 06:29 AM

tranza, please, shut the fuck up already

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	Ouch!!! So after my health check I went for std check. The doc made some notes, took a close look at my cock and... he takes this long fucking stick and sticks it in my fucking penis OOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!! And then he goes 'Hold on boy, I have another one'. Omg, everytime I think about it my balls shrink.

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	All negative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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