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Join Date: Jun 2007
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70+ YEARS OLD you are no longer allowed to drive- GOT ME? John McCain = Bag of Death
Can old man McCain stay alive long enough to see the November Election results??
That dusty, rusty bones and decaying matter John McCain wants to be the President of the United States? How many 72 year olds would you trust to drive on the same road as you? Now one of those old sacks of death wants to sit in the White House? John McCain would break a hip just trying to turn the channel on his Television. A near death, decaying, alzheimer's infected skeleton to lead the world's greatest power? Nooooo thank you. |
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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We have fucking assholes who are over 80 years old driving around here.
One woman we know for a fact is almost fucking blind, yet still gets into her car to get around. It's a joke! Surely there should be some age limit for people driving cars... ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
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Yes he's a mouldy old pervert but eh - he's not a muslim niger
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Young people can't drive when they can't see, yet Old fucking bags of dust just keep on driving no matter what. A vote for McCain is a vote for one more ancient fucker to annoy you at every turn. |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: San Diego
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And, we have a 68 year old porn star, e.g., http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Dav...p=mss&ei=UTF-8
Are those of us posting in this thread immune from ever aging (and having thread-posters see and comment about OUR age-related fault lines, wrinkles, and other natural-and-normal results of aging)???
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Midwest
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My Grandfather doesn't wan't to run the Country, but he will be 92 in November. Still drives. Plays 18 holes of golf twice a week. Plays bridge twice a week. He's faught in 2 wars, and was a cop for 32 years. My Gramps would whip the shit out of McCain both mentally and physically.
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My gramps lived to be 100 years old. He played golf and all up until his mid to late 90's. When he hit 100, he got a free haircut from a local shop that offered free hair cuts to anyone who lives to be 100. I am going to try to live to be 200! |
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#9 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I don't agree with the driving thing that much. But yeah, sometimes old folks take a century to pull out of a parking spot. I'm really more concerned about the 18-21 crowd . . . I see a lot of young guys driving way over the speed limit near school zones. For some reason, they are always driving beat-up Hondas that look like absolute shit. Don't even get me started on the dumb baseball caps they wear or the blarring rap music that they listen to.
But back to McCain: I remember a few years back that he was on some late night (live) talk-radio show. Every now and then he would drift off as if he was entering some sort of semi-sleep/dream state. Don't know if he took too many eight balls before the show or whether he was just tired after a long day. |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
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I don't really have anything against the guy, but you are right, he really should be looking into retirement not running for presidency....
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Put Shoe On Head Plz
Posts: 4,575
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John McCain is a top notch, stand up bro.
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
Posts: 57,559
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How old is John McCain?
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I always laugh when I see them. Shhhhhh . . . . . . . John McCain is napping now. |
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#14 |
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Join Date: May 2007
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lol he had to have Bush's Daddy drive him around in a golf cart and looked older than him too!
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How many of his teeth are "real"? |
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