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Old 07-26-2008, 01:53 PM   #1
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I was this close in bitch slapping the dick at Modells....

Ii go buy a jump rope and lifting gloves.... I go to pay....

he says

"You have the modelss rewards bla bla bla card"

I am like no ,

"You want to sign up"


NO

"It free and takes few minutes"

NO THANK YOU


then he goes...

"We have salee on Wilson socks for bla bla yould you like a bundle"


No

"they are regulary bla bla and now they are discounted"


>>>>>>>>>>At this point i think it should be law to bitch slap the mother fucker



What u think?
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:54 PM   #2
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Did you get his phone number?
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:55 PM   #3
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It's all about the upsell.
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:58 PM   #4
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Its the same in the UK...

Went into a sports shop for a Tee-Shirt...

Time spent selecting and trying on Tee: 5mins
Time spent at the till saying NO to the upsells: 10mins...

Not GOOD!

I feel for yah !
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:58 PM   #5
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oh also he asked me if i wanted the Modells Visa card and i get 5% off or something.....
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Old 07-26-2008, 01:59 PM   #6
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Did you get his phone number?
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Old 07-26-2008, 02:05 PM   #7
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Ii go buy a jump rope and lifting gloves.... I go to pay....

he says

"You have the modelss rewards bla bla bla card"

I am like no ,

"You want to sign up"


NO

"It free and takes few minutes"

NO THANK YOU


then he goes...

"We have salee on Wilson socks for bla bla yould you like a bundle"


No

"they are regulary bla bla and now they are discounted"


>>>>>>>>>>At this point i think it should be law to bitch slap the mother fucker



What u think?
Sounds like you were trying to sign up for a porn site. Crosselllslslsslslslslslsrodoclsafgashdfhjkasf!!@!
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Old 07-26-2008, 02:27 PM   #8
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and he probably doesn't even get commission.
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Old 07-26-2008, 02:30 PM   #9
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and he probably doesn't even get commission.
He must really love minimum wage to harass customers like that
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Old 07-26-2008, 03:01 PM   #10
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I would have loved to have seen that on the local news.

In other news - Customer "Bitch Slaps" cashier, video at 11!
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Old 07-26-2008, 03:09 PM   #11
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At least they weren't prechecked!
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:09 PM   #12
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Should have upsold him a membership to Brazzers!
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:23 PM   #13
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:24 PM   #14
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:25 PM   #15
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Wow Juicy, you are green again ;)
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:29 PM   #16
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man I remember modells, he is probably told he has to do take or he doesnt have a job.
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:32 PM   #17
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you didn't buy my socks?
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:37 PM   #18
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Reminds of a video store I used to go to many years ago. Everytime I would take out a movie, the same guy would say "What other movie would you like?"
I would always say, "Only this one, thanks"
And he would always be like "Are you sure?"
So one day I get pissed and respond "Sure, is it free?"
He got kinda angry at that.
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:40 PM   #19
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Old 07-26-2008, 04:42 PM   #20
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i have a drawful of your fine product
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