Is Mohammed the sniper? - GoFuckYourself.com

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 09:00 PM

Investigators hunting the sniper blamed for 10 killings in the Washington area have identified two men they want to talk to, one of whom may have previously served in the U.S. Army, federal government officials said on Wednesday.

Television networks quoted law enforcement sources as naming the men as John Allen Williams, also known as Mohammed Williams, and John Lee Malvo.

jimmy3way · 10-23-2002, 09:04 PM

Doubtful.

Do the police hold press conferences saying: "We now know who you are, we are closing in, you now have a head start: make for Mexico."

boneprone · 10-23-2002, 09:05 PM

Yeah its all a trick.
My money says Jesus is the sniper.

[Labret] · 10-23-2002, 09:06 PM

Who would have thought it was a couple black guys?

jimmy3way · 10-23-2002, 09:07 PM

They say he's driving a 1990 Caprice...if he is the sniper he should ask the cops for a new ride, something cool like a Benz AMG E55 with Brabus dubs.

jimmy3way · 10-23-2002, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Who would have thought it was a couple black guys?

Earlier today todamnfli said to give Moose a break cos he was trying to find a crazy white guy, LOL.

Rasta!

Zebra · 10-23-2002, 09:10 PM

If this Mohammed/Williams guy turns out to NOT be involved in the sniper attacks I think he needs to get a really damn good lawyer and sue someone. Chief Moose comes on and tells people this guy is wanted on a Federal warrant, is considered Armed & Dangerous but is NOT a suspect in the case? WTF? Every cop in the country is going to be looking for this guy and the car he is driving. What if some Rambo vigilante spots him first and tries to run him off the road and kills him and the 17 year old he is possibly with? If I was that guy I would be scared shitless to talk to anyone with a gun.

This situation is quickly becoming a joke. The authorities involved had better hope they haven't make some really stupid decisions because you know that once this is over their actions are going to be heavily scrutinized. They say they trust the public but they refuse to give shit for info. They tell the guy to write them at a post office box? WTF? In a situation like this you would think snail mail would be the last option they would offer.

Something tells me this is going to get messy for everyone involved. Still trying to decide if the Feds taking over the investigation would be a good or bad thing.

jimmy3way · 10-23-2002, 09:12 PM

The cops are this talented:

Keystone Cops

I'm Slim · 10-23-2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Yeah its all a trick.
My money says Jesus is the sniper.

I tought he was a carpenter

KingK7 · 10-23-2002, 09:29 PM

A black guy named Mohammed... Perfect...

Honeyslut · 10-23-2002, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7
A black guy named Mohammed... Perfect...

qoute from new york times on Mohammed

"A federal official said the two were being sought for questioning about possible ties to "skinhead militia" groups. "

LOL.. He's a black man..

Honeyslut · 10-23-2002, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
Who would have thought it was a couple black guys?

you mean black skinhead militia

hahaha... Freaking news reporters

ChrisH · 10-23-2002, 09:37 PM

It seems that the guys in Tacoma may have sold the gun to the snipper, and/or was invovled in a hold up in Alabama of a liquore store with the clerk being killed. In that robbery on Sept 22 this year there was a credit card stolen.

It now seems that this guy has been using the card on the Belt Way. It's also the card that the snipper wanted the 10 million to be deposited in.

clickpimp · 10-23-2002, 10:04 PM

this guy's picture is all over the news ... it's dkembe mutumbo.

Sly_RJ · 10-23-2002, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH
It seems that the guys in Tacoma may have sold the gun to the snipper, and/or was invovled in a hold up in Alabama of a liquore store with the clerk being killed. In that robbery on Sept 22 this year there was a credit card stolen.

It now seems that this guy has been using the card on the Belt Way. It's also the card that the snipper wanted the 10 million to be deposited in.

Nice!

Why didn't they cancel their card when they found it stolen?

PornoDoggy · 10-23-2002, 10:36 PM

I personally think the sniper is the only Enron exectuive left unindicted that has NOT gotten a job with the Bush administration ...

nocostporn · 10-23-2002, 10:37 PM

I bet there's some chargedback porn on that card

ChrisH · 10-23-2002, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Nice!

Why didn't they cancel their card when they found it stolen?

I guess the dead person didn't tell the cops the gunman took his card

Joe Sixpack · 10-23-2002, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I'm Slim

I tought he was a carpenter

He was, until he went over the edge and picked up a sniper rifle.

clickpimp · 10-23-2002, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH

I guess the dead person didn't tell the cops the gunman took his card

actually, the reason they couldn't comply 'electronically' with the sniper's request is that the feds haven't paid the visa franchise fee and the 10 million was charged back ...

Brown Bear · 10-23-2002, 11:56 PM

Mohammed is gonna get fucked

dickblast · 10-23-2002, 11:56 PM

dude billy graham said Mohammed was a terrorist, it must be true!

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10-23-2002, 09:00 PM	#1
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10-23-2002, 09:04 PM	#2
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	Doubtful. Do the police hold press conferences saying: "We now know who you are, we are closing in, you now have a head start: make for Mexico." __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

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10-23-2002, 09:10 PM	#7
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	If this Mohammed/Williams guy turns out to NOT be involved in the sniper attacks I think he needs to get a really damn good lawyer and sue someone. Chief Moose comes on and tells people this guy is wanted on a Federal warrant, is considered Armed & Dangerous but is NOT a suspect in the case? WTF? Every cop in the country is going to be looking for this guy and the car he is driving. What if some Rambo vigilante spots him first and tries to run him off the road and kills him and the 17 year old he is possibly with? If I was that guy I would be scared shitless to talk to anyone with a gun. This situation is quickly becoming a joke. The authorities involved had better hope they haven't make some really stupid decisions because you know that once this is over their actions are going to be heavily scrutinized. They say they trust the public but they refuse to give shit for info. They tell the guy to write them at a post office box? WTF? In a situation like this you would think snail mail would be the last option they would offer. Something tells me this is going to get messy for everyone involved. Still trying to decide if the Feds taking over the investigation would be a good or bad thing. __________________ Old School

10-23-2002, 09:12 PM	#8
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	The cops are this talented: Keystone Cops __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

10-23-2002, 09:29 PM	#10
KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	A black guy named Mohammed... Perfect...

10-23-2002, 09:37 PM	#13
ChrisH Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,355	It seems that the guys in Tacoma may have sold the gun to the snipper, and/or was invovled in a hold up in Alabama of a liquore store with the clerk being killed. In that robbery on Sept 22 this year there was a credit card stolen. It now seems that this guy has been using the card on the Belt Way. It's also the card that the snipper wanted the 10 million to be deposited in.

10-23-2002, 10:04 PM	#14
clickpimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,159	this guy's picture is all over the news ... it's dkembe mutumbo.

10-23-2002, 10:36 PM	#16
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10-23-2002, 11:56 PM	#22
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