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The Chinese Food Deliveryman Said I Should Get A Chinese Wife...
...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me.
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Ah My Balls
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might be cheaper too! lol
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probably a good deal
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I've had that said to me alot of times too, and when they say it it does have an appeal for a moment or two
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I need a beer
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That would make a lot of sense
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Are you heavily overweight by any chance?
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I know how you feel man, I'm sure the local chinese place is sick of seeing my face every day... heh
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cook for you or cook you?
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Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.
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Yep, fell in love with "spring rolls" so I picked up a Viet girl...lol jk, more like the other way around. Fell in love with a Viet girl and introduced me to one of the healthiest meals ever...spring rolls.
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I make pixels work
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just finished my own stir fry... was good shit
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I eat Panda Express waaaaaay to much. Their Orange Chicken is amazing! Too bad there are no actual Chinese people working there.
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Careful.. he may have a sister he's trying to pawn off
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You guys realise that chinese food restaurents don't sell real chinese food right ?
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When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
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fantastic fucking advice....
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