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Old 08-02-2008, 05:38 PM   #1
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The Chinese Food Deliveryman Said I Should Get A Chinese Wife...

...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me.
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Old 08-02-2008, 05:40 PM   #2
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might be cheaper too! lol
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:40 PM   #3
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probably a good deal
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:42 PM   #4
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I've had that said to me alot of times too, and when they say it it does have an appeal for a moment or two
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:43 PM   #5
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That would make a lot of sense
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:53 PM   #6
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Are you heavily overweight by any chance?
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Old 08-02-2008, 07:00 PM   #7
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Are you heavily overweight by any chance?
Yup. Do you think that will help my chances in landing that sexy Chinese wifey?
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Old 08-02-2008, 07:44 PM   #8
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I know how you feel man, I'm sure the local chinese place is sick of seeing my face every day... heh
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Old 08-02-2008, 07:46 PM   #9
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cook for you or cook you?
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Old 08-02-2008, 07:53 PM   #10
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Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.

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Old 08-02-2008, 08:01 PM   #11
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Learn cooking chinese yourself, and get a better wife with bigger boobs and ass.

Gitmo - heh?

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Old 08-02-2008, 08:06 PM   #12
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Yep, fell in love with "spring rolls" so I picked up a Viet girl...lol jk, more like the other way around. Fell in love with a Viet girl and introduced me to one of the healthiest meals ever...spring rolls.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:10 PM   #13
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yeah, no good boobies here ..
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:11 PM   #14
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just finished my own stir fry... was good shit
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:26 PM   #15
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I eat Panda Express waaaaaay to much. Their Orange Chicken is amazing! Too bad there are no actual Chinese people working there.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:46 PM   #16
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Careful.. he may have a sister he's trying to pawn off
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Old 08-02-2008, 09:10 PM   #17
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You guys realise that chinese food restaurents don't sell real chinese food right ?
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Old 08-02-2008, 09:20 PM   #18
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When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:44 PM   #19
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When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
I love it
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:49 PM   #20
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...because I order so much Chinese food and it'd be easier to get a Chinese wife to cook it for me.
Hmmm... would that not be eating out ?


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Old 08-03-2008, 12:04 AM   #21
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:28 AM   #22
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When I lived in cocoa beach , I used to order from this really great place called Yen Yen's. I ordered so much, when I would give them my name they would repeat it as "Betty no can cook"
That's hilarious
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