Things Your Car Is Saying About You... - GoFuckYourself.com

JackJones75 · 07-29-2008, 07:42 AM

You Are What You Drive

RedShoe · 07-29-2008, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don

You Are What You Drive

Chevy Corvette: ?I?m in a mid-life crisis?

Wow.

Farang · 07-29-2008, 07:48 AM

Jeep: ?Just cause I like going to the beach with dudes doesn?t mean I?m gay?

wtf

RedShoe · 07-29-2008, 07:50 AM

I notice a busted ass Dodge Ram 50 isn't on the list. I guess porn.com hasn't gone into the classics yet.

Shaft_1971 · 07-29-2008, 07:50 AM

Cadillac: “Retirement Rocks”

I wish I could

pornguy · 07-29-2008, 07:52 AM

IM in the I dare you to cut me off group.

Ross · 07-29-2008, 07:54 AM

Mercedes SL AMG: “I own Porn.com”

LOL

Ross · 07-29-2008, 07:55 AM

My model isn't listed, but I'm a mixture of

“I don’t have sex on the first date”
“I won’t go down on you”
“I expect you to go down on me on the first date”

LauraLee · 07-29-2008, 07:55 AM

I love this list, so on par with so many of the vehicles.

They didn't have my car on there

kesha1 · 07-29-2008, 07:56 AM

Ml 500, 2006

ro8in · 07-29-2008, 08:15 AM

mine's not on there

candyflip · 07-29-2008, 08:18 AM

One of mine is on there:

Mini: “My life is so much fun you probably want to be my friend”

Cyndalie · 07-29-2008, 08:35 AM

Honda Civic: “I just graduated and have no credit yet”

Haha, I'll be forever young!

JackJones75 · 07-29-2008, 10:08 AM

any cars to add?

tranza · 07-29-2008, 10:14 AM

This is very funny!

Kudles · 07-29-2008, 10:15 AM

2009 scion xb

notime · 07-29-2008, 10:22 AM

“I own Porn.com”
why is the CL 600 amg not there ?

Xrated J · 07-29-2008, 10:24 AM

i have a dodge ram with 40" tires, where would i fit in?

RedShoe · 07-29-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J

i have a dodge ram with 40" tires, where would i fit in?

right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"

LauraLee · 07-29-2008, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"

ahahahahah

kelly kola · 07-29-2008, 12:11 PM

What a great thread. We need to add more cars to this! What does everyone drive and what WOULD you think your car said about you??????

Ross · 07-29-2008, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don

any cars to add?

Be gentle

BOSS1 · 07-29-2008, 12:20 PM

I drive a 5 series and I dont mind going down on bitches or 69ing

Big Red Machine · 07-29-2008, 02:19 PM

Great list

klaze · 07-29-2008, 02:23 PM

I am jealous of my car.. it gets all of the attention

k0nr4d · 07-29-2008, 02:24 PM

BMW 3 Series: “I don’t have sex on the first date”

i sooooo do.

Manowar · 07-29-2008, 02:25 PM

hahaha love the SL one

DateDoc · 07-29-2008, 02:35 PM

Ferrari: “I am known to prematurely ejaculate”

D Ghost · 07-29-2008, 02:56 PM

all some truth to that

RedShoe · 07-29-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BOSS1

I drive a 5 series and I dont mind going down on bitches or 69ing

With the 'economy' class BMW you'd HAVE to go down on chicks. With a cheap BMW I'm surprised you even get girls.

RedShoe · 07-29-2008, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

BMW 3 Series: ?I don?t have sex on the first date?

i sooooo do.

Fuck yeah man, right on. With the biggest beamer you could afford that puts you at having sex on the first date what, once, maybe twice a year?

Sam Granger · 07-29-2008, 03:41 PM

Alfa Romeo?

notoldschool · 07-29-2008, 03:50 PM

Lincoln Navigator: ?I have a 3 inch penis?

well we know that shit aint true or Id be out of work.

andrej_NDC · 07-29-2008, 03:57 PM

BMW 5 Series: “I won’t go down on you”
lol

Fresh · 07-29-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

BMW 3 Series: ?I don?t have sex on the first date?

i sooooo do.

does that count the M3 as well??

Xrated J · 07-29-2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

right between 3" dick and "I cum to fast"

damn it, i guess im fucked then

Elli · 07-29-2008, 04:06 PM

Hm, they didn't seem that funny to me. But I like Audis, so maybe that's my problem

silvercash amber · 07-29-2008, 04:42 PM

Honda Accord: “I lack any originality whatsoever, and I’m fine with that”

haha thats great

WiredGuy · 08-03-2008, 09:22 PM

hahaha, dead on for me:
Acura: “I value luxury, but I’m too bland for German cars”
WG

Spunky · 08-03-2008, 09:25 PM

"Chicks dig it"

Vick! · 08-03-2008, 09:54 PM

This is funny. Who wrote it? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Don

any cars to add?

Add 2008 Lexus RX 400h

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Hm, they didn't seem that funny to me. But I like Audis, so maybe that's my problem

cars are men thing.

GAMEFINEST · 08-03-2008, 09:57 PM

hyundai for life ..

poornpig · 08-04-2008, 12:43 AM

lol

Volvo: ?I?m a professor at the university?

^ESC:tabopen volvocars.com

rayadp05 · 08-04-2008, 05:04 AM

Here's mine....BMW Z3 series.

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