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04-11-2010, 07:51 AM
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Such Fun!
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A Woman is like a deck of cards
You need a heart to love her
Diamonds to marry her Then you need a club to kill her And a spade to bury her  |
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04-11-2010, 08:06 AM
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Check SIG!
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04-11-2010, 08:48 AM
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GFY's Halfpint
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...lol I just told that to my misses and she smacked me round the head
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04-11-2010, 08:53 AM
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Such Fun!
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You're not meant to tell them! lol |
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04-11-2010, 08:57 AM
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GFY's Halfpint
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The last time I told he she had a fat ass that made her real mad ..lol so it wasent as bad this time. You gotta wind the female species up from time to time its good fun |
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04-11-2010, 09:03 AM
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Such Fun!
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ooops! |
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04-11-2010, 09:39 AM
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Living The Dream
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And a Joker to fuck her.
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04-11-2010, 10:06 AM
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04-11-2010, 10:15 AM
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it's funny because its true
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04-11-2010, 10:57 AM
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Choice is an Illusion
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04-11-2010, 11:07 AM
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Confirmed User
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Ha ha ha, that's pretty good
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04-11-2010, 11:23 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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This reminds me of a toast I once heard.
"Here's to the women we love best We love them better when they're undressed. And when they're dead and buried they won't be forgotten, 'cuz we'll dig 'em up and fuck them rotten."
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04-11-2010, 12:47 PM
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Such Fun!
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04-11-2010, 03:16 PM
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lmfao hahahaahahha
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04-11-2010, 03:26 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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04-11-2010, 03:37 PM
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You don't need to kill her. When any woman says to me "cut off my arms and slit my wrists" my initial feeling is to leave her and not come close to her.
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04-11-2010, 04:24 PM
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Viva la vulva!
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04-11-2010, 04:39 PM
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Junior Achiever
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I like it!
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04-11-2010, 07:03 PM
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Such Fun!
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Shuffle up and deal! |
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04-11-2010, 07:56 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Har har,that made me chuckle
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04-11-2010, 08:48 PM
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Sexy Beast
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Ouch, the truth hurts literally.
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04-11-2010, 09:01 PM
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this analogy does not hold up. |
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04-11-2010, 09:14 PM
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O snap lol...
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04-12-2010, 12:51 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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you got any better ones?
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04-12-2010, 12:56 AM
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yeah, more accurate and less "woman-killy"
having a girlfriend is like having a car. there are lots of things you've got to do to keep things running smoothly and failing to do any one of them for too long makes the whole thing come to a screeching smokey halt, usually on the highway. neither will come right out and TELL you what you screwed up, but you'll figure it out eventually. |
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04-12-2010, 02:29 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Feel like I should be sliding you a beer.
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04-12-2010, 03:43 AM
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Viva la vulva!
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04-12-2010, 04:17 AM
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oepz idd ;)
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