The weird search terms thread. - GoFuckYourself.com

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 04:16 AM

Everybody's got some in their logs, let's share.

Here's mine for the week :

flashing knickers in train
“master barry” slave
steve pavlina sucks
cheektocheek spanking
slutty susan
“cum without permission”
“down grazing” labia
“forced her to kiss”
“let them grope me”
“pimp whip” hanger
“puppygirl” + “cum”
“steel collar” helpless dildo
“still wearing her jeans”
“your master’s cock” piss cunt
buttfucked while choking
depoulos secretary
her-over-his-knee chinese-girl
she cow pig had kittens (heh only kidding on this one)
im going to suck his tender cock
naked on all fours degrading
tiny sald cunt

ro8in · 08-19-2008, 04:28 AM

errrr you have too much time?

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 04:36 AM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

jollyperv · 08-19-2008, 04:47 AM

"golfball anal"
"t"
"sdfh"

jollyperv · 08-19-2008, 04:52 AM

"girls fucked in ass till they shit"

The Duck · 08-19-2008, 04:55 AM

his balls plopped

?????????

bobby666 · 08-19-2008, 06:23 AM

some urgent searches :-)

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 06:23 AM

lol plopped.

Jeka · 08-19-2008, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

she cow pig had kittens (heh only kidding on this one)

is that a search term or did you write that

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeka

is that a search term or did you write that

That one I wrote. her-over-his-knee chinese-girl was too irresistible not to parody.

pornguy · 08-19-2008, 07:06 AM

For some reason I often see series of numbers with more than one person searching that.

something like 75695842355

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 07:43 AM

That's kinda bizzare. Also http://www.google.com/search?client=...utf-8&oe=utf-8

Your search - 75695842355 - did not match any documents.

ro8in · 08-19-2008, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Hehe no bad thing

spanky part 2 · 08-19-2008, 07:50 AM

I've had one that was

"chicken lips blowjob"

Didn't really optimize for that, but they still found it

theharvman · 08-19-2008, 07:51 AM

she cow pig had kittens

ha ha sounds interesting.

rowan · 08-19-2008, 08:24 AM

"9 inches long" dick
"i need anal sex" "my pussy"
"lick my rod"
vagina picture
Clitorus photos
Girl Wearing Sexy Panties Shows Cock Hungry Muff - Spreads
I will eat your pussy if you suck my dick
SUYCK MY COCK WHILE I EAT YOUR CLITORIS
The cat got your mother tongueThe cat got your mother tongue
black buttock and smal clitiris
cum on clothws
does the vigina have to be wet to put yoyur penis in
eggs in * cunt -vibrating -easter
gigantic gay cock
horny perth moms who want to give head only
kinky transvestites
nasty very old moms that is retarded
open vigina spread
sex hot 2007 dick ass fuk pussy
sexy nood girls viginas
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, bitch, tard, turd, and twat
suck my cock and lick my balls bitch
suck my hot cunt baby
women fuckinking men in the ass free
yuop porn seks

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan

shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, bitch, tard, turd, and twat

Carlin may be dead, but Carlin lives on forever.

bbm · 08-19-2008, 10:45 AM

Nothing weird, there are more weirder

Deej · 08-19-2008, 10:47 AM

I had a comedy blog once and i posted a camel climbing up on another camel while it was laying down on the ground.

I got traffic from east india for months for the search term "Camel Sex"

seeandsee · 08-19-2008, 10:47 AM

im going to suck his tender cock

wtf???

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 11:40 AM

Right after the sand paper ?

spacedog · 08-19-2008, 12:18 PM

I have a free hosted blog where I made a post talking about that judge who had women painted as cows.. next thing I know I had visitors whom were looking for people fucking cows

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 02:34 PM

MOO! Lmao

DS250 · 08-19-2008, 02:45 PM

Why would a man pretend to be a woman on a message board? Are you a mental patient?

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DS250

Why would a man pretend to be a woman on a message board? Are you a mental patient?

Let's split the difference. I'm patient and you're mental.

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 03:29 PM

And by the way, your proof is still awaited in this thread ---> http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=760481

baddog · 08-19-2008, 03:33 PM

need to get used to awstats

fluffygrrl · 08-19-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

need to get used to awstats

Whadda ya mean ?

Mike Semen · 08-19-2008, 04:31 PM

one of my favourites over the years has been

"compliment for my cock"

lol

baddog · 08-19-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

Whadda ya mean ?

The way they do their words vs phrases. I see the words are just the phrases broken down. Misleading.

fluffygrrl · 08-20-2008, 01:23 AM

That it is.

D Ghost · 08-20-2008, 01:38 AM

"steve pavlina sucks" LMFAO AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

fluffygrrl · 08-20-2008, 11:04 AM

Have some more, today's crop :

"fondle her" aunty sleeping
"crushed nipples"
"her mother's" "toilet slave"
"the dog's knot"
dangling labia

Very specific tastes displayed by today's surfer...

rowan · 08-23-2008, 07:48 AM

violetspork
my husband let our dog lick and fuck my cunt
love dogs sperm in my cunt and mouth
"swallow my balls"
man sauce ass
wicked clit licker

The Duck · 08-23-2008, 07:52 AM

this one is a good one..

"musky sweet smell of untouched pussy"

:D

qxm · 08-23-2008, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

MOO! Lmao

dam... I would most definitively fuck that cow

kane · 08-23-2008, 01:12 PM

I had a post on one of my blogs where two hotties were getting it on in the back of a truck. For a couple of months I got about 20 hits a month for the search term "sexy truck" I envisioned rednecks looking for a hot Ford F150 to beat off to.

fatfoo · 08-23-2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

MOO! Lmao

Moo indeed

fatfoo · 08-23-2008, 03:18 PM

"fluffygrrl" + "cum"

fluffygrrl · 08-23-2008, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

this one is a good one..

"musky sweet smell of untouched pussy"

:D

Eww fucking hell.

08-19-2008, 04:16 AM	#1
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	The weird search terms thread. Everybody's got some in their logs, let's share. Here's mine for the week : flashing knickers in train “master barry” slave steve pavlina sucks cheektocheek spanking slutty susan “cum without permission” “down grazing” labia “forced her to kiss” “let them grope me” “pimp whip” hanger “puppygirl” + “cum” “steel collar” helpless dildo “still wearing her jeans” “your master’s cock” piss cunt buttfucked while choking depoulos secretary her-over-his-knee chinese-girl she cow pig had kittens (heh only kidding on this one) im going to suck his tender cock naked on all fours degrading tiny sald cunt

08-19-2008, 04:28 AM	#2
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08-19-2008, 07:06 AM	#11
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08-19-2008, 07:43 AM	#12
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	That's kinda bizzare. Also http://www.google.com/search?client=...utf-8&oe=utf-8 Your search - 75695842355 - did not match any documents.

08-19-2008, 07:50 AM	#14
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08-19-2008, 07:51 AM	#15
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08-19-2008, 10:45 AM	#18
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08-19-2008, 11:40 AM	#21
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08-19-2008, 12:18 PM	#22
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08-19-2008, 02:34 PM	#23
fluffygrrl So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,187	MOO! Lmao

08-19-2008, 02:45 PM	#24
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08-19-2008, 03:29 PM	#26
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08-19-2008, 03:33 PM	#27
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08-20-2008, 01:23 AM	#31
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08-20-2008, 11:04 AM	#33
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