JDL's TIPS on how to handle fucknuts on the roadways - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:13 PM

whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass...

Lets start:

Tip 1

Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..

more coming now...give me a few

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:15 PM

A cigarette butt is your friend...

This needs practive but tou can nail the fucker behind you dead center on his windshield..

If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

Strickie · 08-20-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass...

Lets start:

Tip 1

Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..

more coming now...give me a few

I'm a big fan of this one

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Strickie

I'm a big fan of this one

I go through 5 gallons of washee fluid a week

TurboAngel · 08-20-2008, 04:20 PM

A handful of change tossed out the window works well.

BusterBunny · 08-20-2008, 04:20 PM

this is like some redneck spyhunter shit right here

ukxtra · 08-20-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

A handful of change tossed out the window works well.

no no!!!!!!!!!!! that might hurt them ....ketchup packets are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jimmy-3-way · 08-20-2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

A handful of change tossed out the window works well.

Some faggot did that to me. He was trying to pass me on a one lane on-ramp. When I didn't move over he chased me down and started flinging change at me.

I found it ironic - the guy was driving a diesel GMC with a 2 foot lift, he probably really needed that change for gas.

jimmy-3-way · 08-20-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Tip 1

Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray..

Didn't you post in another thread that you never use your blinkers and when you want to pass you ride someone's ass until they move over?

aico · 08-20-2008, 04:37 PM

Disable your Anti-lock brakes (fuse box). Put car in neutral or take out of gear, turn sharply to right, pull up on the handbrake, spin 180 degree release handbrake, roll down window, pull out 9mm, shoot several times out the window at the car now in front of you. Turn sharply to the right, tap foot brake hard once, spin 180, put car back in gear. Smile.

Spunky · 08-20-2008, 04:37 PM

I like the washer fluid trick.I usually start hitting the brakes..that freaks them out too

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Didn't you post in another thread that you never use your blinkers and when you want to pass you ride someone's ass until they move over?

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also use my high beams flickering on n off fast if they dont move

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 04:39 PM

i only signal when i am doing a POWER MOVE (when there is a tight squeeze)

TurboAngel · 08-20-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

I found it ironic - the guy was driving a diesel GMC with a 2 foot lift, he probably really needed that change for gas.

I'm sorry but that cracked me up.

jimmy-3-way · 08-20-2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! I also use my high beams flickering on n off fast if they dont move

Now high beams are totally legal - I love rolling up on some fool dozing in the fast lane and lighting up the inside of his car like a tanning booth with my xenons.

bbm · 08-20-2008, 08:04 PM

Buy yourself a plane, my suggestion

klaze · 08-20-2008, 08:44 PM

I let my driver worry about shit like that while I watch Seinfeld on my 42" plasma..

Iron Fist · 08-20-2008, 08:54 PM

Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.

Juicy D. Links · 08-20-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.

I am still working on a solution for that one

Marcus Aurelius · 08-20-2008, 10:50 PM

Bump for late night drivers.

Bojangles · 08-20-2008, 11:00 PM

+Rep!!!!

The Judge · 08-21-2008, 02:39 AM

you need sunroof for that

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

A handful of change tossed out the window works well.

NickB. · 08-21-2008, 03:29 AM

my recent was classic - Getting cut off by an empty bus on the highway middle of the night no other cars on the road, told my driver to get in front and keep it steady

I reached down.....

Grabbed my bag.....

Opened it,

Grabbed my most valuable friend......

My Big mAc .... and threw it on the guys windshield

THAT WILL TEACH HIM!

I wish I had a paintball gun at the time.....

NickB. · 08-21-2008, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now.

I repeat - Painballgun - Aim for the where you put the GAs in..... when he parks the car and sees the paint he'll realize it could have been his death

08-20-2008, 04:13 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	JDL's TIPS on how to handle fucknuts on the roadways whether its the dumb bitch yapping on her phone who just cut you off or that jerkoff riding your ass... Lets start: Tip 1 Your windshield wiper fluid is a great tool. Lets say you are doing like 70 and a jerkoff is riding your ass like 2 feet from your bumper.... Start the windshiled wipers!!!!!!! Spray that fluid!!!!!!!!!! it will spray the fucker behind you good but be sure to have like a car length one u spray.. more coming now...give me a few

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BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	this is like some redneck spyhunter shit right here __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

08-20-2008, 04:37 PM	#11
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Disable your Anti-lock brakes (fuse box). Put car in neutral or take out of gear, turn sharply to right, pull up on the handbrake, spin 180 degree release handbrake, roll down window, pull out 9mm, shoot several times out the window at the car now in front of you. Turn sharply to the right, tap foot brake hard once, spin 180, put car back in gear. Smile. Last edited by aico; 08-20-2008 at 04:41 PM..

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,934	I like the washer fluid trick.I usually start hitting the brakes..that freaks them out too __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

08-20-2008, 08:54 PM	#19
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Juicy do you have any solution for the fucknut ahead of you who decides to come to a full stop when turning into a merging lane? Those people drive me crazy. If it was lawful to put a Gatling Gun on the dashboard, I would already be at the hardware store by now. __________________ i like waffles

08-20-2008, 04:15 PM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	A cigarette butt is your friend... This needs practive but tou can nail the fucker behind you dead center on his windshield.. If he has convertible even better you cann fling your butt and watch in your mirror as he tries to fidn it after it lands in his car

08-20-2008, 04:20 PM	#5
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	A handful of change tossed out the window works well.

08-20-2008, 04:39 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i only signal when i am doing a POWER MOVE (when there is a tight squeeze)

08-20-2008, 08:04 PM	#17
bbm So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 3,710	Buy yourself a plane, my suggestion

08-20-2008, 08:44 PM	#18
klaze So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2008 Location: Adult Marketing Mecca Posts: 2,167	I let my driver worry about shit like that while I watch Seinfeld on my 42" plasma..

08-20-2008, 10:50 PM	#21
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Bump for late night drivers.

08-20-2008, 11:00 PM	#22
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	+Rep!!!!

08-21-2008, 03:29 AM	#24
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	my recent was classic - Getting cut off by an empty bus on the highway middle of the night no other cars on the road, told my driver to get in front and keep it steady I reached down..... Grabbed my bag..... Opened it, Grabbed my most valuable friend...... My Big mAc .... and threw it on the guys windshield THAT WILL TEACH HIM! I wish I had a paintball gun at the time.....