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Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:24 AM

I went to a disco bar with some friends yesterday

So i looked around and saw some fucking hot girls dancing together near the bar..
ahh no way you can skip such hot girls ! at all even if you are with good friends.
So i approached to the one of the women from their sweet company which off course i liked from fist glance at the body and the shaking in the air that did explode like fire works.
So just grabbed her hand and then gave her an offer she cant say no on:
A sweet really sweet drink free on the bar on my count because she is dancing so fucking amazing and i feel like i want to chat with her and have some fun discussing anything she like.
So after we finished drinking on the bar i asked:
do you like to go to my place?
then she say like.. really your place what are we going to do there?
(when you offer a girl a drink on your count what she expect that you are really so fucking really generous and full of cash so you want to share a free drink with all the hot girls in the place )
So i replayed:
we can watch a new movie you will enjoy it.
then she says really sure why not..
Like yeah a movie change the picture second ago what are we going to do there wathc a movie now that's okay

so we came to my place to watch the movie (yes) then i took some sham pain by the way sham pain is a free ticket to any girl.. everyone must have a bottle of it

then we had some of the drink and she told me she is going to take a shower..
yeah you start to smile at this point since after a shower no girl is going to walk away home since her hair is wet

and we had a fucking great night together ..

klaze · 08-22-2008, 10:26 AM

I'm not even going to bother trying to read that.

Iron Fist · 08-22-2008, 10:26 AM

So a girl you've never met decides to take a shower in a place she's never been? How interesting....

TurboAngel · 08-22-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze

I'm not even going to bother trying to read that.

mrwilson · 08-22-2008, 10:33 AM

So did you fuck her?
Or just let her have a free drink, use your shower and home and send her on her way?

The Heron · 08-22-2008, 10:36 AM

Are you in thailand? That would make more sense to me, either way your english blows.

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 08-22-2008, 10:39 AM

i cant believe i even read that.....

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Are you in thailand? That would make more sense to me, either way your english blows.

Im after some beers

BruceM · 08-22-2008, 10:40 AM

LOL sham pain

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

i cant believe i even read that.....

sweet ..

Michaelious · 08-22-2008, 10:42 AM

So glad i took the time to read that

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceM

LOL sham pain

its pain if you dont have this drink

CosmicTang · 08-22-2008, 10:44 AM

can i have my 90 seconds back?

tony286 · 08-22-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

So did you fuck her?
Or just let her have a free drink, use your shower and home and send her on her way?

Holly · 08-22-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultnet

by the way sham pain is a free ticket to any girl

I totally agree. Sham pain has gotten me out of sex many times. I usually go with head, stomach, or cramps.

Doctor Dre · 08-22-2008, 10:55 AM

Wow so you took a girl home from a bar ? congrats... that's really unusual

kmanrox · 08-22-2008, 10:58 AM

W T F kind of drugs are you on dude?

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

W T F kind of drugs are you on dude?

what drugs do you know?

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Wow so you took a girl home from a bar ? congrats... that's really unusual

its normal

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I totally agree. Sham pain has gotten me out of sex many times. I usually go with head, stomach, or cramps.

sweet

RyuLion · 08-22-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

i cant believe i even read that.....

you read it because you want to know what guys have in thier mind..

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

i cant believe i even read that.....

what drinks do you drink ?

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

So did you fuck her?
Or just let her have a free drink, use your shower and home and send her on her way?

what a girl is going to walk home with a wet hair?

The Duck · 08-22-2008, 11:13 AM

Okay so what movie?

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah

Okay so what movie?

We did not get to the movie part.. just naked..

Redmanthatcould · 08-22-2008, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson

So did you fuck her?
Or just let her have a free drink, use your shower and home and send her on her way?

Sir, the ass in your avatar is amazing.

bronco67 · 08-22-2008, 11:54 AM

Thanks for telling us you got laid.

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

Thanks for telling us you got laid.

this is porn

O MARINA · 08-22-2008, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

I totally agree. Sham pain has gotten me out of sex many times. I usually go with head, stomach, or cramps.

I sip sham pain with feonce & eat black caviar

MaDalton · 08-22-2008, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BruceM

LOL sham pain

it hurts twice

Adultnet · 08-22-2008, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA

I sip sham pain with feonce & eat black caviar

you have style

bobby666 · 08-22-2008, 12:20 PM

you are so cool

sicone · 08-22-2008, 01:11 PM

Congrats... I guess

aico · 08-22-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Are you in thailand? That would make more sense to me, either way your english blows.

too bad the girl he met doesn't.

G-Rotica · 08-22-2008, 01:27 PM

I'm still trying to figure out wtf sham pain is. Is it like fake pain? Ouch I hurt my leg in the war?

seeandsee · 08-22-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobby666

you are so cool

hjnet · 08-22-2008, 01:35 PM

Isn't it like that every few weekends?

fatfoo · 08-22-2008, 01:37 PM

I regret reading that

sniperwolf · 08-22-2008, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL_SusieQ

i cant believe i even read that.....

I also did!

fitzmulti · 08-23-2008, 01:35 AM

"sham pain"
ROFLMAO!

raven1083 · 08-23-2008, 01:42 AM

such a nice experience man! Your such a lucky

grumpy · 08-23-2008, 01:45 AM

wow, you are the man now. Come back when you have accomplished to take all three home. That would be something to brag about. How old are you?

Bojangles · 08-23-2008, 07:05 AM

Hahahahaha.

BigSicK · 08-23-2008, 07:25 AM

wow, that is so unheard of. I seriously doubt anyone else here has EVER been to a bar and picked up a chick. Please teach us the ways.

Herb Kornfield · 08-23-2008, 07:50 AM

So this babe you don't know is going to leave a club with her friends to go to your place to "watch a movie" ... what fucking movie could be more interesting than being a club. Unless of course you picked up grandmom from the local bingo palor that has not had her pussy played with since the 50's

Then you bust out sham pain - Which if you really had this - the name of the drink is on the bottle. Which is pretty much similar in most languages. I would suggest using Google in the future to spell check for items when you are making up bullshit stories.

Then she asks to get a shower at a house she's never been to with a guy she's never met before?

1. No woman is going to let her hair or makeup get jacked in the shower on a first date.
2. No woman is going to wear dirty club clothes AFTER she gets a shower.

being married a long time gives me the knowledge of the 2 statements above.

** UNLESS ***
1. Its Grandmom from the bingo palor that just overjoyed to get a young boy
2. Its a TRANNY.
3. you were so hammered you picked up a guy and you are now gay.
4. It was really a sheep or other farm animal and you were just hammered.
5. You maxed out mom's credit card to buy a cheap hooker .. Then again a hooker wont be showering in your place. Unless she's there to rip all the copper pipe out to support a bad crack problem.

I hope your sites are not as lame as your stories ...................

L-Pink · 08-23-2008, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze

I'm not even going to bother trying to read that.

I stopped after "disco bar"

.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 08-23-2008, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultnet

then i took some sham pain by the way sham pain is a free ticket to any girl....

Yeah, I always keep black guys around with big cocks too.... I know how well they work at getting the ladies naked.... I couldn't imagine how much pussy you would get with a black guy that is also a rapper around..

CaptainHowdy · 08-23-2008, 10:40 AM

The question is: why share this here?

Marcus Aurelius · 08-23-2008, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultnet

what a girl is going to walk home with a wet hair?

This thread gets funnier by the minute.

Spunky · 08-23-2008, 12:05 PM

I gotta remember the sham pain trick. thanks for the tip

08-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#1
Adultnet Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,713	Sweet girl from the bar I went to a disco bar with some friends yesterday So i looked around and saw some fucking hot girls dancing together near the bar.. ahh no way you can skip such hot girls ! at all even if you are with good friends. So i approached to the one of the women from their sweet company which off course i liked from fist glance at the body and the shaking in the air that did explode like fire works. So just grabbed her hand and then gave her an offer she cant say no on: A sweet really sweet drink free on the bar on my count because she is dancing so fucking amazing and i feel like i want to chat with her and have some fun discussing anything she like. So after we finished drinking on the bar i asked: do you like to go to my place? then she say like.. really your place what are we going to do there? (when you offer a girl a drink on your count what she expect that you are really so fucking really generous and full of cash so you want to share a free drink with all the hot girls in the place ) So i replayed: we can watch a new movie you will enjoy it. then she says really sure why not.. Like yeah a movie change the picture second ago what are we going to do there wathc a movie now that's okay so we came to my place to watch the movie (yes) then i took some sham pain by the way sham pain is a free ticket to any girl.. everyone must have a bottle of it then we had some of the drink and she told me she is going to take a shower.. yeah you start to smile at this point since after a shower no girl is going to walk away home since her hair is wet and we had a fucking great night together .. __________________ TrafficCashGold Paying Webmasters Since 1996! Awesome Conversions! Fast Weekly Payments! Over 125 Tours!

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08-23-2008, 07:50 AM	#45
Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	So this babe you don't know is going to leave a club with her friends to go to your place to "watch a movie" ... what fucking movie could be more interesting than being a club. Unless of course you picked up grandmom from the local bingo palor that has not had her pussy played with since the 50's Then you bust out sham pain - Which if you really had this - the name of the drink is on the bottle. Which is pretty much similar in most languages. I would suggest using Google in the future to spell check for items when you are making up bullshit stories. Then she asks to get a shower at a house she's never been to with a guy she's never met before? 1. No woman is going to let her hair or makeup get jacked in the shower on a first date. 2. No woman is going to wear dirty club clothes AFTER she gets a shower. being married a long time gives me the knowledge of the 2 statements above. UNLESS * 1. Its Grandmom from the bingo palor that just overjoyed to get a young boy 2. Its a TRANNY. 3. you were so hammered you picked up a guy and you are now gay. 4. It was really a sheep or other farm animal and you were just hammered. 5. You maxed out mom's credit card to buy a cheap hooker .. Then again a hooker wont be showering in your place. Unless she's there to rip all the copper pipe out to support a bad crack problem. I hope your sites are not as lame as your stories ...................

08-23-2008, 10:40 AM	#48
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