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tony286 · 08-26-2008, 04:43 PM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16.

2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter

L-Pink · 08-26-2008, 04:44 PM

thanks .....

Marcus Aurelius · 08-26-2008, 04:47 PM

Either that or leave a pair of pink leather wrist straps on the porch. A copy of Gay Bondage / Sado / Fetish monthly, and a note that reads, "Ball gags and lube are in the closet (tee hee) all the boys are inside waiting, the king kong dong is warming up by the sex swing, be back soon honeybuns don't have too much fun without me... PS the key to the handcuffs won't do you any good, those big hairy man bears in there are gonna tear us apart...EWWWW I can't wait!"

MandyBlake · 08-26-2008, 05:10 PM

we should do that!!!!

08-26-2008, 04:43 PM	#1
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	How To Install A Home Security System HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14-16. 2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine. 3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Cooter

08-26-2008, 05:10 PM	#4
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08-26-2008, 04:44 PM	#2
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08-26-2008, 04:47 PM	#3
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Either that or leave a pair of pink leather wrist straps on the porch. A copy of Gay Bondage / Sado / Fetish monthly, and a note that reads, "Ball gags and lube are in the closet (tee hee) all the boys are inside waiting, the king kong dong is warming up by the sex swing, be back soon honeybuns don't have too much fun without me... PS the key to the handcuffs won't do you any good, those big hairy man bears in there are gonna tear us apart...EWWWW I can't wait!"