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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
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Ever wanted to give somebody the crabs intentionally?
i know many people on here have crabs so this site isn't going to be necessary for you but for some it might be useful
http://www.revengecrabs.com the modern version of Sea Monkeys
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I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 851
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"We can custom breed aggressive species Inquire Today!"
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
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crabs are real? thought it was urban legend
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North Coast Pimp
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 304-534-757
Posts: 9,395
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GOLD:
NEW! We now are able to offer a limited supply of Shampoo-Resistant Crabs! These guys can still be killed using the traditional methods, but instead of two shampoo treatments and two washings of everything the victim owns, this particular crop can take as much as 10-days to kill off, even by the most diligent shampooing scrubber. We’ve bred them specially in our lab, and we are glad, proud and confident in our ability to guarantee that anything but a 100% coverage of delousing solution will simply not kill them off. Ships with detailed instructions, one 10-ounce bottle of delousing shampoo (in case you accidentally get some on yourself,) and all yours for the low cost of just $298 plus shipping (plus sales tax in New York only.) |
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North Coast Pimp
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 304-534-757
Posts: 9,395
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Testimonial
“I’m a shaver so I never thought I’d get crabs. My ex still seeded my bed, and he got me good because my other boyfriend caught them instead of me. I was so embarrassed.” Jessica R. Hilldale, CA |
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jellyfish
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Posts: 71,528
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hahaha, legendary
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