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Free advice until 8 AM.. Ask me anything
Ask your tough SEO questions or advice on anything you lke
I even welcome my haters to ask me reasonable questions lets go |
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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?
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Do you like my new palm pilot?
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This thread just became the tootsie roll thread. Post all the tootsie roll pics you guys got.
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As evidenced by some recent threads, forums seem to be in your repertoire, and I'm going to be starting a resource forum soon. This will run on a custom script of my own design, so perhaps you can give me some insight into forum SEO and features I can build into the script right from the get-go.
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I bought the same one but I jerked off before shutting it down and it ruined my display.
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Well contrary to popular belief the 3 lick theory as it relates to tootsie pops has yet to be proven in a controlled scientific experiment. Proponents on both sides of the issue have effectively argued the feasibility of their case ? yet no group or individual has proven without a doubt that 3 licks is in fact the number of physical licks when combined with saliva to penetrate the outer shell of hard candy surrounding the tootsie roll within the pop itself. Therefore any answer to this question would be pure speculation and has no place within the contents of a published work such as GFY Next?.. |
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The very best advice I can give you in regards to forum SEO is this: Do not build the forum with SEO on your mind In order to build any type of viable community be it a forum or MySpace type website? you must be able to identify with the potential members / visitors. Fall in love with the subject at hand and build the forum from scratch as if user experience is your only concern. If you concentrate on SEO from the start, your forum will die? I guarantee it. Fall in love with you subject and build a real destination. Once you reach 100 members then you can start the process of SEO and promotions for the community Your users are your friends and friends are good for more than a ride to the store or a drink at the bar?? besides word of mouth ( or word of type is worth more) Don?t be afraid to ask for the favor FYI ... SEO 1.0 applies after the forum is up and running... never before |
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Back at 1:35 A est for more questions
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What are some sites you run?
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What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
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how do i get 1-10 spot in google for a less popular keyword. top 5 things to do?
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Will you kindly reinstall your head into your ass and begin chewing?
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Micheal Jackson suffers from some form of deep insecurity bought on by symptoms of self hatred issues that he experienced early in childhood. Like most child stars, Michael Jackson was not only pushed too hard to achieve Olympic level results? he was also mentally abused in the process. His juvenile brain was programmed early on to believe that his outer image was all he consisted of and this forced him to strive for improvement in the only area he believed to matter in life. ( his looks) Back then? when he was a child? the caucasian female was presented as the perfect image of beauty and the end all be all as to what constitutes attractiveness Most of his life?s issues are a direct result of him attempting to emulate this perceived beauty in hopes of receiving the same level of affection and appreciation |
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hehehe I dunno if I should give this away ![]() but I did say anything... so here it is here are the top 5 things in my book 1. Unique Content 2. Fresh Content 3. Unique Content 4. Fresh Content 5. Correct site structure from the top down, Correct Page info for each page, Zero external SEO tricks, Work your site across the net ![]() Hope this help... I cant giveaway too much |
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I am sorry but your request would cause damage to my anus, and seeing as how self survival is a non flexible aspect of human nature... I will not be able to copmplete your request. Please resubmit your question after removing any questionable content / request. |
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watching three kings it was kinda a joke but...
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Wow it's almost like nobody takes you serious at all. I wonder why that is?
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Since Mr. Jackson has yet to undergo any publicly accessible mental evaluation I will agree that this scenario is quite possible, however?. The bleaching of skin and shaving of atoms apple along with attempts to alter the texture and appearance of his hair lends more credence to my original opinion |
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