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Martin · 08-29-2008, 08:20 AM

Tons of snow, -40 tempatures.

"The coming Canadian winter will be crueller than usual even catastrophic, according to the US based farmers Almanac. It says in 2009 Canadian edition that most of the country will experience -40C weather weather or worse."

Article I read in the news paper this morning.. I think I'm going to move to Mexico.

Joe BrainCash · 08-29-2008, 08:23 AM

Isn't that what we had last winter?

I know we beat every record of snow.

PennyLane (not Flame) · 08-29-2008, 08:23 AM

Ahhh geeze....I hope they are wrong.....I love winter but I hate when i go outside and my nostrils sticks together or my eye lashes....

O MARINA · 08-29-2008, 08:24 AM

ugghhhh don't remind me

Martin · 08-29-2008, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BrainPat

Isn't that what we had last winter?

I know we beat every record of snow.

When they're using words such as "catastrophic" it can't be good.

MetaMan · 08-29-2008, 08:25 AM

what about global warming?

Martin · 08-29-2008, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

ugghhhh don't remind me

Enjoy the remaining days of warmth. Going to be nice this weekend..

CDSmith · 08-29-2008, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

what about global warming?

This is the side of the problem no one's talking about....

Global coldening.

vidvicious · 08-29-2008, 08:37 AM

That's it .. I'm outta here

Joe BrainCash · 08-29-2008, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

When they're using words such as "catastrophic" it can't be good.

It sure sounds like we will be suffering each time we'll open the door!

dready · 08-29-2008, 08:39 AM

Good news, maybe it'll kill off some of the beetle infestations, refreeze the arctic a little, etc. Too cold for snow though, that'll suck.

Bryan G · 08-29-2008, 08:40 AM

Fuck off you ruined my weekend LOL

CDSmith · 08-29-2008, 08:45 AM

Won't be the first bad winter here, and won't be the last either.

Bring it on I say. Year-round warm weather is for WIMPS!

Iron Fist · 08-29-2008, 08:46 AM

I live in WInnipeg.... no one knows cold better than I do.. trust me... -40 is a REGULAR occurance every winter here. I think we had one day where we hit -56 with wind chill and my cars engine temperature wouldn't stay in the WARM region unless I was driving. Kinda scary, because if it broke down, I wouldn't last more than 15 minutes outside.

Isradude · 08-29-2008, 08:46 AM

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dollarmansteve · 08-29-2008, 09:10 AM

the sour makes the sweet even sweeter? Or is that just a rationalization :P

Martin · 08-29-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Won't be the first bad winter here, and won't be the last either.

Bring it on I say. Year-round warm weather is for WIMPS!

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I live in WInnipeg.... no one knows cold better than I do.. trust me... -40 is a REGULAR occurance every winter here. I think we had one day where we hit -56 with wind chill and my cars engine temperature wouldn't stay in the WARM region unless I was driving. Kinda scary, because if it broke down, I wouldn't last more than 15 minutes outside.

I got that thin Ontario blood guys.. I can't deal with that on a regular basis.

HomerSimpson · 08-29-2008, 09:15 AM

-40 doesn't sound like global warming to me

Vegas Ken · 08-29-2008, 09:16 AM

Back to Back bad winters would suck.... sorry guys

BradM · 08-29-2008, 09:21 AM

Another reason I left that shithole country.

Hazlewood · 08-29-2008, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

Tons of snow, -40 tempatures.

"The coming Canadian winter will be crueller than usual even catastrophic, according to the US based farmers Almanac. It says in 2009 Canadian edition that most of the country will experience -40C weather weather or worse."

Article I read in the news paper this morning.. I think I'm going to move to Mexico.

fuck im only half hour from you in toronto...guess i should move too

Quagmire · 08-29-2008, 09:37 AM

I call bullshit on this one. Either its cold or it snows in Canada, not both. Once it drops below a certain temperature its too cold to snow.

Kenny B! · 08-29-2008, 09:38 AM

Bring it bitches, I have my winter tires, shovel, hat and gloves!

Martin · 08-29-2008, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Another reason I left that shithole country.

What shit hole contry did you move too?

Raja · 08-29-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

ugghhhh don't remind me

I have a room waiting for you in LA.

_Richard_ · 08-29-2008, 10:01 AM

thank god i live in vancouver.. the worst we'll get is minus 10.. for 6 hours.. one night lol

tranza · 08-29-2008, 10:03 AM

-40C sounds terrible.

Twistys Tim · 08-29-2008, 10:10 AM

I hate winter in Toronto

Shoveling snow sucks!

A pic of me and my son last winter

I bought the warmest and lightest coat I could for winter. The M65 Parka -- I highly recommend one for any Englishmen living in Canada!

Martin · 08-29-2008, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

I call bullshit on this one. Either its cold or it snows in Canada, not both. Once it drops below a certain temperature its too cold to snow.

Last winter was crazy cold out and we still got 12-15 foot snow banks.

BradM · 08-29-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Martin

What shit hole contry did you move too?

California. ;) ;)

CDSmith · 08-29-2008, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

I call bullshit on this one. Either its cold or it snows in Canada, not both. Once it drops below a certain temperature its too cold to snow.

Never been to Winterpeg I see. Here it warms up a little one day, snows a few feet, then the temp drops that night to -40.

There is no either/or here. It's both.

shake · 08-29-2008, 03:37 PM

sounds like it will be cold

Fucksakes · 08-29-2008, 03:52 PM

I live in a house with heat, I go into the garage .. it has heat, i go into my car and it has heat, don't matter how fucking cold it is..

now when i was a kid.. and had to stand out and wait for the bus.. and only to find out it been cancelled.. grrrr

BucksMania · 08-29-2008, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

I live in WInnipeg.... no one knows cold better than I do.. trust me... -40 is a REGULAR occurance every winter here. I think we had one day where we hit -56 with wind chill and my cars engine temperature wouldn't stay in the WARM region unless I was driving. Kinda scary, because if it broke down, I wouldn't last more than 15 minutes outside.

your car started at -56? lol, what model is that?

Martin · 08-29-2008, 06:08 PM

Hey Tim, the little guy seems to be enjoying it lol.

BlackCrayon · 08-29-2008, 06:12 PM

Municipalities are gonna be broke as shit if we get tons of snow again this winter.

The Sultan Of Smut · 08-29-2008, 07:02 PM

Ahhh whatever I used to work in the ag industry and I didn't know a single farmer that read the farmer's almanac, it's usually off by a bit.

Spunky · 08-29-2008, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SBR Richard

thank god i live in vancouver.. the worst we'll get is minus 10.. for 6 hours.. one night lol

Or just even more rain

Drake · 08-29-2008, 07:13 PM

Tell Al Gore to increase global warming

After Shock Media · 08-29-2008, 07:17 PM

We all know the Farmers Almanac is wrong as often as it is right. Thing is a fucking joke.

buzzy · 08-29-2008, 07:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_cooling

Iron Fist · 08-29-2008, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

I call bullshit on this one. Either its cold or it snows in Canada, not both. Once it drops below a certain temperature its too cold to snow.

Sorry man, i've seen it snow in -40 as well. Not heavy huge flakes type snow but blizzard type thin and cold and fuck kind of snow.. so it does happen

Hit me up in January when were in the deep freeze and i'll take some pics and video to prove it to you.

Iron Fist · 08-29-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BucksMania

your car started at -56? lol, what model is that?

Yeah we have "block heaters" installed by default in Canada... so we plug in the car at night and it gives the engine just warm enough to keep the oil from freezing up, so it'll turn over the next morning.

I drive a Dodge SX 2.0 (same type as the Dodge Neon, just Canadian version). Bought it for the gas mileage to be honest and i'm thanking my lucky stars every damn day with gas at $1.35 a liter now.

Jim_Gunn · 08-29-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

what about global warming?

Ironically enough global warming will not cause a nice even warming all over the planet, but instead it will cause exactly the situation the world has now- extreme temperature swings; stronger and more frequent hurricane activity due to the warmer equatorial oceans; melting ice caps and eventually a change in the salinity of the ocean that will potentially break the ocean current system which will cause truly catastrophic devastation across the globe.

sexy-frenchie · 08-29-2008, 08:11 PM

Go south now!! It's not too late!!

pornask · 08-29-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

I live in WInnipeg.....

Winnipeg is a warm hole, you should try Edmonton for one day in Winter so you know what the real one feels like

Mutt · 08-29-2008, 08:37 PM

haha - Canadians fighting over who has the coldest winter weather

if the Farmer's Almanac is saying it's going to be a bad winter it's a good sign it will be a mild one - seems to me they are always wrong.

TTiger · 08-29-2008, 08:42 PM

SilentKnight · 08-29-2008, 08:49 PM

Only -40c ?!

I've seen 44 canuck winters. Born 'n bred in Alberta.

Bring it on. It'll separate the pussies from the men.

Elli · 08-29-2008, 11:27 PM

Sweet polar bear on a hockey stick! That's no good!

http://www.almanac.com/weather/weather.canada.php
Southern British Columbia
Annual Weather Summary
November 2008 to October 2009

Winter will be milder than normal, with above-normal rainfall in the west, above-normal snowfall in the southeast, and below-normal snow and precipitation in the northeast. The coldest temperatures will occur in mid- and late January, with the heaviest snows in mid-December and mid-January.

April and May will be cooler than normal, with below-normal precipitation in all areas but the northeast.

Summer will be cooler and rainier than normal, with the hottest temperatures in early July.

September and October will be cooler than normal, with precipitation below normal near the coast and above normal inland.

********

Shit, that ain't so bad!

08-29-2008, 08:20 AM	#1
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	Canadians, get ready for a nasty winter.. Tons of snow, -40 tempatures. "The coming Canadian winter will be crueller than usual even catastrophic, according to the US based farmers Almanac. It says in 2009 Canadian edition that most of the country will experience -40C weather weather or worse." Article I read in the news paper this morning.. I think I'm going to move to Mexico. __________________ Last edited by Martin; 08-29-2008 at 08:22 AM..

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Sweet polar bear on a hockey stick! That's no good! http://www.almanac.com/weather/weather.canada.php Southern British Columbia Annual Weather Summary November 2008 to October 2009 Winter will be milder than normal, with above-normal rainfall in the west, above-normal snowfall in the southeast, and below-normal snow and precipitation in the northeast. The coldest temperatures will occur in mid- and late January, with the heaviest snows in mid-December and mid-January. April and May will be cooler than normal, with below-normal precipitation in all areas but the northeast. Summer will be cooler and rainier than normal, with the hottest temperatures in early July. September and October will be cooler than normal, with precipitation below normal near the coast and above normal inland. ******** Shit, that ain't so bad! __________________ email: [email protected]