What's the best stuff to clean out your system for a drug test? - GoFuckYourself.com

CyberHustler · 08-26-2008, 02:33 PM

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Jens Van Assterdam · 08-26-2008, 02:43 PM

Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?

CyberHustler · 08-26-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam

Water and lots of pee pee.. what drugs your trying to get out?
Forget all those cleaners and shit, its wasted money. What you need the test for? Army?

My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-26-2008, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

How long since she last smoked?

Bryan G · 08-26-2008, 02:52 PM

LOL, good luck. If she has smoked in the last month

Libertine · 08-26-2008, 02:53 PM

Not using drugs works wonders.

Purple Haze · 08-26-2008, 02:54 PM

Lots of water and take a vitamin C, so your pee won't look watery. Purchase a pee test to test for yourself

Purple Haze

BucksMania · 08-26-2008, 02:57 PM

give her cocaine

that should get the attention away from the marijuana

CyberHustler · 08-26-2008, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MDCQ

How long since she last smoked?

Last night...

CyberHustler · 08-26-2008, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine

Not using drugs works wonders.

Yeah, but that's no fun.

Marcus Aurelius · 08-26-2008, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Last night...

Ouch. Good luck

Fucksakes · 08-26-2008, 03:02 PM

I can pee on your girlfriend and she can rub all over the test :P

drink tons of water.

Reak AGV · 08-26-2008, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

Last night...

That's just plain stupid

BusterBunny · 08-26-2008, 03:05 PM

there is no way and even if she had time and a bottle of soluble fiber it would do just as well as any "cleansers" you could buy...read the labels on all that shit it all says to take it for exactly the amount of time your body needs to do it naturally ;)...tons of water is just diluting the urine not cleaning it...they test ph levels and stuff so if it's too watered down they retest you or flat out fail you...you can take you chances with one of those drinks that say they trick tests yet advise you to dilute your urine by drinking tons of water (thats the scam)...or figure out a way to cheat which i will not lay out for you (easy to find on your own ;)....

KRosh · 08-26-2008, 03:07 PM

you need one of these

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...namicIndex.asp

LeRoy · 08-26-2008, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by KRosh

you need one of these

http://www.ureasample.com/buy-drug-t...namicIndex.asp

you need 3 days for any good flush wudever to work.

Get some of that synthetic piss.

BusterBunny · 08-26-2008, 03:15 PM

ding ding

Nicky · 08-26-2008, 03:24 PM

Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

tranza · 08-26-2008, 03:37 PM

Last night? That would be a tough one....

Marialovesporn · 08-26-2008, 03:41 PM

Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age.....

Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead

miss_jody · 08-26-2008, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

My wife needs to clean marijuana out of her system by tomorrow for a job. Pee test.

good luck on that
i would advise calling in sick

BusterBunny · 08-26-2008, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marialovesporn

Use girlfriends pee. Pick same gender, about same age.....

Make sure she is not an alcoholic or dopehead

may depend on country but it is discriminatory to test gender

CyberHustler · 09-02-2008, 02:40 PM

I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...

She got hired.

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-02-2008, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nick Decker

I went to GNC and bought this stuff for her...

She got hired.

Nice work bro..

TRe$yNFuL · 09-02-2008, 03:43 PM

Congrats on the lucky deal dude.
Thought for sure a day wasn't going to be enough time.
Now you can blaze to celebrate!

Zuzana Designs · 09-02-2008, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

Wont having a chick friend pee for her in some container work?

I think they come up different colors now ..

HomerSimpson · 09-02-2008, 03:51 PM

vodka?
milk?
aqua-detox?

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	I can pee on your girlfriend and she can rub all over the test :P drink tons of water.

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BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	there is no way and even if she had time and a bottle of soluble fiber it would do just as well as any "cleansers" you could buy...read the labels on all that shit it all says to take it for exactly the amount of time your body needs to do it naturally ;)...tons of water is just diluting the urine not cleaning it...they test ph levels and stuff so if it's too watered down they retest you or flat out fail you...you can take you chances with one of those drinks that say they trick tests yet advise you to dilute your urine by drinking tons of water (thats the scam)...or figure out a way to cheat which i will not lay out for you (easy to find on your own ;).... __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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