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09-02-2008, 04:14 AM
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Modesto Man Walks into Denny's and Tries Amputating His Arm
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A man in Modesto, CA who was afraid that he got air in his bloodstream from shooting up cocaine late last Friday entered a Denny's restaurant and tried amputating his arm, thinking it necessary in order to avoid death. Michael Lasiter, 33, grabbed a butter knife from a table and began to stab his arm to no success. He then entered the kitchen and and started digging a butcher knife into his arm. His severe cuts were treated at a nearby hospital. Source: www.modbee.com |
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09-02-2008, 04:51 AM
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next time he should try that with his head, would make this world a better place
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09-02-2008, 04:56 AM
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Have you ever actually been in a Denny's? I'd try to stab myself with a butter knife too.
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09-02-2008, 05:04 AM
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damn sounds like his dealer added something extra
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09-02-2008, 05:36 AM
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09-02-2008, 12:33 PM
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who here has tried amputating a limb? it's very difficult.
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09-02-2008, 12:34 PM
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09-02-2008, 12:39 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Whattt the fuck. That's a panic attack taken to a whole other level.
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09-02-2008, 12:40 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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Sweet Jesus, that's horrible. The poor guy
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09-02-2008, 12:41 PM
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What an idiot
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09-02-2008, 12:42 PM
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I Invented personnal amputation with a butter knife.
But not at Denny's.
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09-02-2008, 01:12 PM
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COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG.
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09-02-2008, 01:14 PM
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Hahahaha. Awesome.
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09-02-2008, 01:20 PM
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Yeah, too much cocaine
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09-02-2008, 01:27 PM
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Pay It Forward
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maybe he heard somebody say give me a hand
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09-02-2008, 02:31 PM
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You should have gone with "Well, Denny's DOES cost an arm and a leg!" *budoomchh*
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09-02-2008, 02:35 PM
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cool .
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09-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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WTF?!? Dude needs to lay off the blow for a minute.
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09-02-2008, 04:30 PM
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Geez,I think buddy needs more than his arm to be amputated
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09-02-2008, 06:27 PM
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did anyone know that amputating a penis is quite easy?
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09-02-2008, 07:35 PM
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09-02-2008, 07:36 PM
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My friend lives 2 mins away from there ..
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09-02-2008, 07:47 PM
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09-02-2008, 07:53 PM
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Watch for their new "deep fried arm" special in a Denny's near you! It's great for breakfast!
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09-02-2008, 08:23 PM
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Pay It Forward
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i would never cut Big Tim off hes my best friend
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