Levi Johnson is the new Kevin Federline - GoFuckYourself.com

pocketkangaroo · 09-04-2008, 05:37 AM

One moment he's some high school dropout who just knocked up an underage girl in some hick town no one cares about. The next he's on a stage in front of tens of millions of people being given a standing ovation by former Presidents, Senators, and Representatives.

This guy may be my new idol.

directfiesta · 09-04-2008, 05:40 AM

Just wait for the multi-million book deal :

" How I forgot to put a safe and got famous "

Sarah_Jayne · 09-04-2008, 05:49 AM

poor kid and *his* parents

pocketkangaroo · 09-04-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

poor kid and *his* parents

Best thing to ever happen to him. He'll end up with a cushy government job and be set for life. If that girl isn't the Governor's mother, he'd be flipping burgers at McDonalds having his child support taken out every month.

09-04-2008, 12:27 PM

HAHA I was thinking the same thing. This guy knocked up the right golden goose!

Sarah_Jayne · 09-04-2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Best thing to ever happen to him. He'll end up with a cushy government job and be set for life. If that girl isn't the Governor's mother, he'd be flipping burgers at McDonalds having his child support taken out every month.

Best thing ever to happen to him IF they win the election. If they don't how long you think until fingers start getting pointed in his direction and everything falls apart?

theharvman · 09-04-2008, 12:37 PM

well deserved...

pa ha ha.

pocketkangaroo · 09-04-2008, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

Best thing ever to happen to him IF they win the election. If they don't how long you think until fingers start getting pointed in his direction and everything falls apart?

She still will be governor of Alaska and a major star in the Republican party.

I still can't get over it though. What a fucking trip for this kid. He has accomplished more by not wearing a rubber one night than most politicians could ever dream of in a career.

Sarah_Jayne · 09-04-2008, 12:48 PM

I was hoping we would find out she was one of those silver ring thing kids.

09-04-2008, 05:37 AM	#1
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Levi Johnson is the new Kevin Federline One moment he's some high school dropout who just knocked up an underage girl in some hick town no one cares about. The next he's on a stage in front of tens of millions of people being given a standing ovation by former Presidents, Senators, and Representatives. This guy may be my new idol.

09-04-2008, 05:40 AM	#2
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,687	Just wait for the multi-million book deal : " How I forgot to put a safe and got famous " __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

09-04-2008, 12:37 PM	#7
theharvman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,366	well deserved... pa ha ha. __________________ Email:[email protected] Site: http://TheScreamingO.com Program: http://http://www.idevaffiliate.com Skype: theharvman ICQ: 150092593

09-04-2008, 05:49 AM	#3
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	poor kid and his parents

09-04-2008, 12:27 PM	#5
Vexes Guest Posts: n/a	HAHA I was thinking the same thing. This guy knocked up the right golden goose!

09-04-2008, 12:48 PM	#9
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	I was hoping we would find out she was one of those silver ring thing kids.