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Old 09-05-2008, 02:39 PM   #1
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joke

A guy walks into a jewelry store with this hot blonde. He says to the jeweler, I want to see your finest piece. The jewler brings out this $1,000 bracelet. The guy says, "I don't think you understand, I want to see your finest piece of jewelry." The jewler says okay, and brings back this beautiful $5,000 necklace. The man irritated at this point, repeats his request. "I want to see your FINEST piece of jewelry you have in this damn place." The jewler goes back to the safe, brings out this exquisite $10,000 diamond ring.

The man writes to jewler a check and says, "Now, I know what your are going to think, that the check is bad. That's why I'm going to leave the check, and the ring with you. Come monday morning when the check clears, I'll be in to get the ring." The jewler is ecstatic and says absolutely and thanks the man for his business.

Come monday, the jewler calls the man and says furiously, "What the hell, the check didn't clear, you didn't have any money for that ring!" The man replies, "I know, but I had one hell of a weekend!"
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:40 PM   #2
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Someone learned one of my favorite tricks.
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:40 PM   #3
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rofl, i lold
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:42 PM   #4
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Nice tip. I'll give it a try...
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:43 PM   #5
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