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So if women like big cocks so much why are 90% of their dildos an average size?
I think us guys see all these porn cocks and think something is wrong with us sometimes when really there is something wrong with them. I mean dicks like Shane Disiels are just not natural, lol. Ask any girl you know to see her favorite dildo and I bet you at least 8 out of 10 times the dildo will be the size of your cock if not smaller. So what does that tell you?
To really get a girl off and have her really enjoy it she needs something just right. If you really want to know if a girl thinks your dick is too small or too big ask to see her dildo collection. haha ![]()
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Keep telling yourself that :P eventually you will believe it.
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Big dicks make girls feel special and stretched out. Thats how they like it.
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It's coming look busy
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My dick is not a half inch long nor can it vibrate at like 15,000 a minute.
Plus I talk and do not fit in a drawer and just stay there.
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it's for chicks that had kids
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#7 |
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Yep, I agree
![]() Would any of you guys here rather fuck a blowup doll or pocket pussy than the real thing? I wouldn't think so... Believe it or not, most girls are the same way and wouldn't choose a peice of plastic over the real thing, even though it does vibrate. ![]() Oh and just an FYI, we don't like to hear you talk about the size of your cocks (weather complaining OR bragging) anymore than you like to hear us complain about our weight or talk about the latest sale at Khols. |
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I have a really small cock but I like to cuddle.
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Big dicks feels good. But you can have a big dick and not know how to use it. Ya dig?
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I had a kid but I still dont like big penors much
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My girl doesn't need any dildo, she have me... Hahaha.
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You totally neglegt the psychological aspects. Big dicks just look better and most important: Girls know that guys like it "tight", it's like a sexual seal of quality...so it gives her more confidence as well if she fucks a big dick.
Not true? Ever heard a girls say "Oh, wonderful, your cock is so small!"? Ever heard a guy say "Oh, wonderful, you pussy is so loose!"? |
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It's a curse having a big cock
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Viva la vulva!
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Only girls who have big bucket pussies like big cocks
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It's coming look busy
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My I ask a counter question.
Why is it when men buy a dildo for their woman or go dildo shopping with them. They always head straight over to the baby's arm sized department. I would think it would be the opposite but no, seems almost every guy out there wants to buy their girl something with the girth of a soda can and a foot long.
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in the word of the diceman. When a girl says deeper deeper to me, I say honey do I say tighter tighter to you?
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Some girls like big dicks and big dildos, some girls like smaller ones. Some girls just couldn't take a big dick even if they wanted to. There is no hard and fast rule on this one. (pun intended)
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This may sound sick, but me and my sister have a very open relationship with each other, we don't hesitate to talk to eachother about anything.
That being said, she told me her husband is pretty big, but to be honest, her best time was with a guy whos dick was litterally 1 inch hard... She said he just knew how to use it. I won't lie either, my dick isn't big, actually I'm below average, but I sure as fuck know I can make my girlfriend walk bow-legged or even make her hurt because of knowing how to use it... |
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working on my tan
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obviously none of you have big dicks
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Maybe the small ones are the only ones left on the shelf for a reason. And they were only made cause guys made them, lol.
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It's 2008. With the way the medical internet is today, you have no excuse for having a small cock. Just check your email, I'm sure someone is offering to help you out with your problem.
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#34 |
It's coming look busy
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Why would someone follow that advice and end up with both a small cock and a smaller bank account?
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I've got the average white man dick, and I can make most women to cum at least by the second time I service them. Alot of them I never got the first time, you know, every one of the normal women is different but I'd say that I probably got 70% of them by the second or time.
Younger women generally want to be pounded to fucking death like a jackrabbit while older broads generally like to start off with slow slippery horribly pleasurable sex leading into a hard fast mind fucking crushing death in orgasm every time. My woman right now she is only 35 which is young for me but she lika the sex to be varied. I've made it into her brain and I know that she never did it for her ex husband, I know that she really enjoyed one guy with a big huge one for awhile and then ended up greatly enjoying sex with someone with a tiny one for three years. That's right man, women are confusing.. She liked the sex with some horsecock and she liked the sex with sharpie dick... I'm in the middle of those two towards the better side of the scale and was confused at first.. Some women just ain't going to give their orgasm to you right away no matter what you do - it took me awhile to get her, I love a challenge, it too me a TWO MONTHS to get her to let go of herself and cum for me. It was worth it. I've never spent so much time getting there with someone. It's funny because I'm not as fat as I was a few years ago but my curve has improved so that I can get to the orgasm spot most women like alot easier now. The two important first steps are: 1. Know where you are at in her brain 2. Learn how to make her 100% comfortable with you and trust you 100% 3. Know where you're at in her sex 4. She will probably do it for you |
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It's coming look busy
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Nothing.. I didn't pay attention too much to the topic before I went off rambling on my own. I'm old, so, I can do that... and I do it alot. But I usually never talk to any one. So it probably won't happen again, here. |
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The only women who REALLY like big cocks are the ones who can accomodate them, and to be perfectly honest, they are much fewer than those who can. Guys with big cocks will tell you, with a lot of women they don't even get to put the whole thing in. Average is more realistic with the normal female anatomy... without pain, that is.
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I keep telling myself this
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I wish I had a little cock..
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They're trying not to hurt your feelings or make you feel insecure. They aren't showing you the real dildo they use.
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deep inside you're a fag
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Size may not be the #1 factor but you can bet every girl is at least somewhat interested in size.
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I would be lying if i said size wasn't at least somewhat important to women. If it's really small, it's just not going to be fun.
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