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So Fucking Banned
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Do you have any super skills aside from webmastering?
I'm a foosball wizard! What's yours?
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hahah... my buddy had a foosball table. some good games were played on that! no trick shots were ever done, just a shitload of one-timers and bank shots.
Im an ace in multiplayer pc fps games, though.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I do mime on the radio...
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Face Down in Pussy
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I beat off with my left hand.
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No Refunds Issued.
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I can design, program, and implement whole house audio/video control systems using Crestron, Elan, Universal, Sonance, and RTI based technologies.
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I'm a pretty good soccer player ;)
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Location: Here There and Everywhere
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I know how to get really drunk and act stupid
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Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
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skateboarding
my anti-skill is singing... can't sing onkey to save my life
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So Fucking Banned
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#10 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Adult Marketing Mecca
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I've been skateboarding since I was like 6... It'd likely be my career if i didn't break my femur and hurt my back on a half pipe.. My anxiety took over and I don't have the confidence to take risks like that anymore..
I've also been doing autocross with my pops since I was 16... so i'm a pretty damn good driver.. Aside from that I can roll a beautiful joint ![]() |
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Webmaster
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porn is my life time skill
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So Fucking Banned
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mmm yeah!
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nope im exceptionally normal
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I can tell the future!
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mrwilson 2.0
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I am a certified diesel, lpg and electronics engineer.
I can also design and code designs in to tabless valid xhtml/css. and i am ace at football! And ofcourse fucking, but that goes with out saying :D |
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mrwilson 2.0
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So Fucking Banned
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I'm surprised noone has said Pussy eating yet :P
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'm good php coder, but I can code in many other languages...
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I can fold a pizza in half and eat it like a taco.
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See sig....
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best designer on GFY
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Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
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I have a viscious cock.
But I also can work on cars and do restoration work on them. I am also a Certified Electricians Apprentice. I been playing guitar since I was 19 or so and still play every day and rehearse and Jam twice a week.
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Super Mario
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I'm a journeyman plumber, and I play the bass.
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I need a beer
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I can play the skin flute
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I can build computers from scratch and play the pianos while doing it.. yo!
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Jscott you can't claim to have any skill at webmastering!!
I'm pretty good at spotting a stupid idea... |
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So Fucking Banned
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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I have a passion for the culinary arts, and I'm pretty good at siting on my ass.
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jellyfish
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I am a Sitar king
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Retired
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I build & restore things. Arcade games, motorcycles, cars, lots of things.
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wtf
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i'm good at counting buttspokes
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Viva la vulva!
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Leaner, Meaner, Faster
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I could sew my own dress.
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Making sweet love to my wife of twenty-six years and getting the same in return.
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Viva la vulva!
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Viva la vulva!
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sex is good
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I have the super skill ability to piss off any women with out even trying or knowing
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I'm a highly trained Ninja assassin .
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I need a beer
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I consider my day job of building massive pumps for the mining industry worldwide interesting. sent a couple 3k per min submersibles to LA to help out the floods
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Viva la vulva!
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Im a good photographer. Ive had a few pics published in main stream magazines.
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Viva la vulva!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I good at speling
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highly trained assassin
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I can sleep for 24 straight
(if my alarm or phone doesn't go off)
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So Fucking Banned
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Mikey you're a freak! LOL
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I think mikey has the most impressive skill in this entire thread. :-)
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I have been brewing beer for about 10 years and I think I have it down pretty well. I make a killer stout!
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