When blind people take a dump, how do they know when to finish wiping? - GoFuckYourself.com

Deej · 09-14-2008, 11:00 AM

im more concerned about obese people...

L-Pink · 09-14-2008, 11:00 AM

Their fingers taste clean?

IllTestYourGirls · 09-14-2008, 11:00 AM

taste?

DarkJedi · 09-14-2008, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Their fingers taste clean?

Oh Snap!

Jens Van Assterdam · 09-14-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Their fingers taste clean?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 09-14-2008, 11:12 AM

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

Iron Fist · 09-14-2008, 11:14 AM

They don't eat enough to poop.

GirlsOnYou · 09-14-2008, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

MBS Auto · 09-14-2008, 11:17 AM

this is a sick topic...

skinnay · 09-14-2008, 11:24 AM

As long as all the major chunks are out of the hair I'm good to go.

skinnay · 09-14-2008, 11:24 AM

oh, blind people whoops

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-14-2008, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

DefaultMan · 09-14-2008, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

CurrentlySober · 09-14-2008, 11:40 AM

Thats an easy one...

Their guide dog stops licking...

Just like in much the same way that they know when its time to land, and too tuck and roll, when skydiving...

The leash goes slack...

Malicious Biz · 09-14-2008, 11:47 AM

I have no idea but that is one intriguing question.

aico · 09-14-2008, 11:53 AM

where to you think the phrase "I can't see shit" comes from?

marketsmart · 09-14-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered...

Bojangles · 09-14-2008, 12:09 PM

SexualDragon · 09-14-2008, 12:10 PM

They have a standard 10 wipe method. No more, No less

CurrentlySober · 09-14-2008, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered...

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CaptainHowdy · 09-14-2008, 12:19 PM

When the smell subsides I guess...

jpwhits · 09-14-2008, 12:22 PM

When the seeing eye dog stops licking.

Persius · 09-14-2008, 12:27 PM

Use 2 wet wipes and you'll be good to go

aico · 09-14-2008, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpwhits

When the seeing eye dog stops licking.

VeriSexy · 09-14-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Right

I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

well there you have it

bobby666 · 09-14-2008, 01:56 PM

they'll smell on their paper

Manowar · 09-14-2008, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Their fingers taste clean?

Tjeezers · 09-14-2008, 04:03 PM

when the paper slips, it is still not clean
when it slows down and you feel a burning sensation, your safe to pull up your tight panties

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