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Sid70 · 10-17-2008, 01:47 PM

now, see if u can agree with these 25 reasons :

25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic/Web Designer

(In no particular order)

1. You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.

2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.

3. You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.

4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.

5. You’ve had “Software Nightmares,” when you’ve been working way too much.

6. You consider meals interruptions.

7. You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.

8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.

9. You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.

10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.

11. You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.

12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.

13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)

14. You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.

15. You’ve actually $paid for a font.

16. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)

17. The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels.

18. You’ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn’t part of the deal.

19. You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.

20. You’ve nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately)

21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.

22. You’ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.

23. You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.

24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.

25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.

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Zuzana Designs · 10-17-2008, 01:53 PM

I like 15 and 22

very funny list.. Thanks Sid

lucas131 · 10-17-2008, 01:59 PM

20 rox :D

dailyduke · 10-17-2008, 02:11 PM

way too many of these are so true!

czarina · 10-17-2008, 02:18 PM

I love it! Number 1 is sooooooo right hehe

Zuzana Designs · 10-17-2008, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

I love it! Number 1 is sooooooo right hehe

LOL I see adventure all over the place !!

Voodoo · 10-17-2008, 02:38 PM

1. You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard.
- I also play "Name that Font" in my Day-To-Day

2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size.
- I don't usually get pissed, I just blow it up and remake it larger using the small one as a template.

3. You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say.
- Huh? She was saying something?

4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard.
- Home Row Baby! Also, I create shortcuts that run other shortcut patterns.

5. You’ve had “Software Nightmares,” when you’ve been working way too much.
- Hmm, nope.

6. You consider meals interruptions.
- And sleep.

7. You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.
- There is never a "Final" there is only "I'm sick of doing this one now. NEXT!"

8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car.
- I just buy a new one.

9. You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
- I gave up explaining anything to anyone. They just don't "Get It".

10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
- I took the 0,0,255; #0000FF; 88,77,0 0 pill.

11. You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.
- I keep my socks on my desk, so it's all good.

12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm.
- I remember that day vividly.

13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later)
- And tech brushes.

14. You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up.
- Yup

15. You’ve actually $paid for a font.
- I've paid for many fonts.

16. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)
- 7 times out of 10

17. The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels.
- Who uses burned discs anymore?

18. You’ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn’t part of the deal.
- Yep. Then I proceeded to merge styles, and a few layers, so it's not the original "source".

19. You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it.
- Who has time for concerts?

20. You’ve nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately)
- I'm a PC.

21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.
- Fun night out on the town? Fun is sitting trying to make a mathmatically perfect spiral in Photoshop from scratch.

22. You’ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away.
- 7 times out of 10

23. You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
- IMPACT!

24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.
- If only Windows could load them all!

25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago.
- More like 10 years ago.

CherryV · 10-17-2008, 03:45 PM

Great List!!!!

I am guilty of most on the list!!

HAHA

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-17-2008, 05:15 PM

"16. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer)"

But the client is always right!

Loki · 10-17-2008, 05:31 PM

Those are more like montras then anything else lol, I'm guilty of DAMN NEAR everything....

EXECPT I do NOT have a fucking short temper and any motherfucker who says otherwise I will fucking kil..... err yeah, as I was saying no short temper here, at lest when it comes to designing.... now my electric sander, well thats another sad sad story.

-Loki-

FlexxAeon · 10-17-2008, 05:40 PM

#4 holy crap that is me lol.... i still type with two fingers (aka "pecking") but i think i'm up to like 30 wpm doing it

Loki · 10-17-2008, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

#4 holy crap that is me lol.... i still type with two fingers (aka "pecking") but i think i'm up to like 30 wpm doing it

LOL, I figured I was the only one who was still doing that, well THREE if you count my spacebar finger, as for how many WPM, hell I dunno, I type fast as fuck with just the two fingers, and most times I don't even have to look at the keyboard, but gods know my spelling is fucking horrid lol

-Loki-

Yngwie · 10-17-2008, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

#4 holy crap that is me lol.... i still type with two fingers (aka "pecking") but i think i'm up to like 30 wpm doing it

I'm still a 2 finger typer also and it's been like 17 years that's I've been using a computer. haha

FlexxAeon · 10-17-2008, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

I'm still a 2 finger typer also and it's been like 17 years that's I've been using a computer. haha

wow!! 13 here haha. and i keep telling myself i'd be "so much better" if i would just take a typing class because i'd get plenty of practice and then i could do my PHP or actionscript at lightning speed

flowereater · 10-17-2008, 07:27 PM

hahaha guilty

number is so true

kahell · 10-17-2008, 07:44 PM

If you install Photoshop first and forget to install MS word in your work station

Yngwie · 10-17-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

wow!! 13 here haha. and i keep telling myself i'd be "so much better" if i would just take a typing class because i'd get plenty of practice and then i could do my PHP or actionscript at lightning speed

I feel that I'm quick enough with 2 fingers plus if I used all of my fingers I would make at least 8 times the amount of typos. lol

10-17-2008, 01:47 PM	#1
Sid70 Downshifter Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Road trip Posts: 16,413	Porn designers, step inside now, see if u can agree with these 25 reasons : 25 Reasons You Might Be A Hardcore Graphic/Web Designer (In no particular order) 1. You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard. 2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size. 3. You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say. 4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard. 5. You’ve had “Software Nightmares,” when you’ve been working way too much. 6. You consider meals interruptions. 7. You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving. 8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car. 9. You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers. 10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix. 11. You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer. 12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm. 13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later) 14. You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up. 15. You’ve actually $paid for a font. 16. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer) 17. The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels. 18. You’ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn’t part of the deal. 19. You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it. 20. You’ve nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately) 21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town. 22. You’ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away. 23. You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design. 24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper. 25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago. http://www.bittbox.com/rants/25-reas...cweb-designer/ __________________ Русня, идите нахуй!

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Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Porn Valley, CA Posts: 10,590	1. You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you because you were analyzing a font on a billboard. - I also play "Name that Font" in my Day-To-Day 2. You get pissed when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000px in size. - I don't usually get pissed, I just blow it up and remake it larger using the small one as a template. 3. You’d rather study the paisley pattern on your boyfriend/girlfriend’s shirt than listen to what he/she has to say. - Huh? She was saying something? 4. You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded, but you can’t type a paragraph of text without staring at the keyboard. - Home Row Baby! Also, I create shortcuts that run other shortcut patterns. 5. You’ve had “Software Nightmares,” when you’ve been working way too much. - Hmm, nope. 6. You consider meals interruptions. - And sleep. 7. You’ve learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving. - There is never a "Final" there is only "I'm sick of doing this one now. NEXT!" 8. You clean your keyboard more often than you wash your car. - I just buy a new one. 9. You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers. - I gave up explaining anything to anyone. They just don't "Get It". 10. You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix. - I took the 0,0,255; #0000FF; 88,77,0 0 pill. 11. You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer. - I keep my socks on my desk, so it's all good. 12. When you heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia, you had a Design Orgasm. - I remember that day vividly. 13. When you look at Album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later) - And tech brushes. 14. You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up. - Yup 15. You’ve actually $paid for a font. - I've paid for many fonts. 16. You’ve totally slaughtered a great design concept because the client thinks he/she knows best. (everyone thinks they are a designer) - 7 times out of 10 17. The amount of words you’ve written with a sharpie labeling burned discs total more than the amount of words you’ve read in novels. - Who uses burned discs anymore? 18. You’ve had to explain to a client that a layered file wasn’t part of the deal. - Yep. Then I proceeded to merge styles, and a few layers, so it's not the original "source". 19. You’ve kept a ragged concert ticket just so you could scan it. - Who has time for concerts? 20. You’ve nicknamed the OSX spinning wheel. (and not affectionately) - I'm a PC. 21. You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town. - Fun night out on the town? Fun is sitting trying to make a mathmatically perfect spiral in Photoshop from scratch. 22. You’ve intentionally overbid a project because you can sniff out a bad client from a mile away. - 7 times out of 10 23. You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design. - IMPACT! 24. You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper. - If only Windows could load them all! 25. If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a trillionaire 3 years ago. - More like 10 years ago. __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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