Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops - GoFuckYourself.com

Nasty · 10-06-2008, 02:19 AM

In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities.

It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value.

It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene.

But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit.

Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place.

Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment.

http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hir...st-fools-cops/

kmanrox · 10-06-2008, 02:38 AM

that is what i like to call a bittersweet symphony

brassmonkey · 10-06-2008, 02:43 AM

did their homework make plans

reggiemassive · 10-06-2008, 02:47 AM

gotta admit it is clever

papill0n · 10-06-2008, 03:27 AM

Fuck me that is so clever it is crazy. However if it turns out the guy created his Craigslist account with his ISP then it's a certain Darwin award.

cherrylula · 10-06-2008, 03:38 AM

wow pretty good.

JamesK · 10-06-2008, 04:00 AM

Hope he used proxies.

Klen · 10-06-2008, 04:22 AM

Damn this could be theme for movie.

Drake · 10-06-2008, 04:29 AM

Robbery is bad but damn that's funny

natas · 10-06-2008, 06:29 AM

lol nice

pornguy · 10-06-2008, 06:40 AM

Going to start to see a LOT more of that in the near future.

EscortBiz · 10-06-2008, 06:46 AM

the movie "Inside man" comes to mind

pimpdaddysammy · 10-06-2008, 07:57 AM

he got away... so i guess you could say the idea worked for him... who would of thought...

SmokeyTheBear · 10-06-2008, 08:03 AM

i saw one a few years ago that was pretty clever like that.

The guy had phoned old people , claiming to be a 911 supervisor. He said they were testing response times to various calls. He told the people they would be paid a cash reward if they called up on a certain date at a certain time and pretended like they needed 911, but they had to be realistic so they would get realistic re4sponse times.

So anyways the guy robs an armoured car and at the same time hundreds of people are calling in various fake crimes.

AllstarDarren · 10-06-2008, 08:17 AM

I can see all the new ads popping up in craigslist right now

JamesK · 10-06-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i saw one a few years ago that was pretty clever like that.

The guy had phoned old people , claiming to be a 911 supervisor. He said they were testing response times to various calls. He told the people they would be paid a cash reward if they called up on a certain date at a certain time and pretended like they needed 911, but they had to be realistic so they would get realistic re4sponse times.

So anyways the guy robs an armoured car and at the same time hundreds of people are calling in various fake crimes.

Ethersync · 10-06-2008, 08:43 AM

Inspiring stuff ;)

Lonely immortal · 10-06-2008, 08:47 AM

Dam I left my lucky inner tube behind

foghead · 10-06-2008, 08:51 AM

Clever idea...the money should legally belong to him

..

Eric_ALSSCAN · 10-06-2008, 08:55 AM

lol awesome

Shap · 10-06-2008, 09:54 AM

awesome story. thanks for posting

JP-pornshooter · 10-06-2008, 09:57 AM

walks up and peppersprays an armed guard.. guy has balls and isnt there always two guards, one actually unloading the truck and the other on lookout?
sounds to me like he was lucky not to get shot...

fuzebox · 10-06-2008, 10:17 AM

best story I've heard in a while.

pr0 · 10-06-2008, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foghead

Clever idea...the money should legally belong to him

..

I've always said "clever people don't need to rob banks because they're clever"

But in this case I'm sure the profilers realize this guy is 25-35 & an ex IT-professional with a 75k+ salary. Which is even harder for them to find right now. As that description makes up a bulk of the middle class

96ukssob · 10-06-2008, 10:30 AM

that is a pretty good plan

Doctor Dre · 10-06-2008, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben

Fuck me that is so clever it is crazy. However if it turns out the guy created his Craigslist account with his ISP then it's a certain Darwin award.

He probably did it from a cybercafe or hacked wireless connexion ...

Penthouse Tony · 10-06-2008, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter

walks up and peppersprays an armed guard.. guy has balls and isnt there always two guards, one actually unloading the truck and the other on lookout?
sounds to me like he was lucky not to get shot...

I was thinking the same thing. Taking out one guard with pepper spray shouldn't be all it takes.

BOSS1 · 10-06-2008, 10:53 AM

great success

TubeTitans_SusieQ · 10-06-2008, 11:10 AM

wow thats funny

Bojangles · 10-06-2008, 11:28 AM

That's insane. Hahaha. Very clever.

mike-al · 10-06-2008, 11:29 AM

feel sorry for the victum of the open wireless hijack....

Z · 10-06-2008, 11:42 AM

Inside man...all the way

Bama · 10-06-2008, 11:51 AM

All I'm saying...

It wuzzent me!

Triple10Terry · 10-06-2008, 11:55 AM

That will definitely be in a movie. Gotta love the creativity

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-06-2008, 01:31 PM

and people say you can't make money on craigslist these days!

Kudles · 10-07-2008, 11:21 AM

Pretty smart

woj · 10-07-2008, 11:48 AM

That's pretty smooth actually

10-06-2008, 02:19 AM	#1
Nasty Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sunny Fucking California Posts: 1,575	Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops In an elaborate robbery scheme that's one part The Thomas Crowne Affair and one part Pineapple Express, a crook robbed an armored truck outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash., by hiring decoys through Craigslist to deter authorities. It gets better: He then escaped in a creek headed for the Skykomish River in an inner tube, and the cops are still looking for him. "A great amount of money" was taken, Monroe police said, but did not provide a dollar value. It appears to have unfolded this way, according to a Seattle-based NBC affiliate: around 11:00 a.m. PDT on Tuesday, the robber, wearing a yellow vest, safety goggles, a blue shirt, and a respirator mask went over to a guard who was overseeing the unloading of cash to the bank from the truck. He sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed his bag of money, and fled the scene. But here's the hilarious twist. The robber had previously put out a Craigslist ad for road maintenance workers, promising wages of $28.50 per hour. Recruits were asked to wait near the Bank of America right around the time of the robbery--wearing yellow vests, safety goggles, a respirator mask, and preferably a blue shirt. At least a dozen of them showed up after responding to the Craigslist ad. "I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," one of the unwitting decoys, named Mike, said to the NBC station. As it turns out, they were simply placed there to confuse cops who were looking for a guy wearing a virtually identical outfit. Authorities eventually found the getaway inner tube (a getaway inner tube!) and suspect that accomplices may have picked up the robber in a boat. According to the NBC affiliate, police hope to track him down by figuring out who posted the Craigslist ad in the first place. Craigslist founder Craig Newmark was not immediately available for comment. http://news.cnet.com/bank-robber-hir...st-fools-cops/ __________________ “Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we know about living. If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.” ― Omar Bradley (1948)

10-06-2008, 02:38 AM	#2
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,291	that is what i like to call a bittersweet symphony __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

10-06-2008, 02:43 AM	#3
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,160	did their homework make plans __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

10-06-2008, 04:00 AM	#7
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Hope he used proxies. __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

10-06-2008, 06:40 AM	#11
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Going to start to see a LOT more of that in the near future. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

10-06-2008, 02:47 AM	#4
reggiemassive Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 706	gotta admit it is clever

10-06-2008, 03:27 AM	#5
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	Fuck me that is so clever it is crazy. However if it turns out the guy created his Craigslist account with his ISP then it's a certain Darwin award.

10-06-2008, 03:38 AM	#6
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	wow pretty good.

10-06-2008, 04:22 AM	#8
Klen Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Little Vienna Posts: 32,235	Damn this could be theme for movie.

10-06-2008, 04:29 AM	#9
Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Robbery is bad but damn that's funny

10-06-2008, 06:29 AM	#10
natas Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: : unknown Posts: 3,375	lol nice

10-06-2008, 06:46 AM	#12
EscortBiz Fuck Checks, CASH only! Join Date: May 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 19,422	the movie "Inside man" comes to mind __________________ Spanking, Medical Fetish, Sleeping, Strap-on Anal Lesbians, Girls Fucking Guys, Handjob site REAL HOT, Shemales, Anal and Ass Licking sites 100% Real EXCLUSIVE with amazing retention, ccbill payouts, lots of content FREE FTP HOSTING Promote the largest and oldest member paid escort site, Converts 10 times better then any dating site, CCBill payouts ICQ# 158802076

10-06-2008, 07:57 AM	#13
pimpdaddysammy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ USA Posts: 411	he got away... so i guess you could say the idea worked for him... who would of thought...

10-06-2008, 08:03 AM	#14
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	i saw one a few years ago that was pretty clever like that. The guy had phoned old people , claiming to be a 911 supervisor. He said they were testing response times to various calls. He told the people they would be paid a cash reward if they called up on a certain date at a certain time and pretended like they needed 911, but they had to be realistic so they would get realistic re4sponse times. So anyways the guy robs an armoured car and at the same time hundreds of people are calling in various fake crimes. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

10-06-2008, 08:17 AM	#15
AllstarDarren Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 166	I can see all the new ads popping up in craigslist right now __________________ www.allstarcontent.com ICQ: 259-939-828 [email protected]

10-06-2008, 08:43 AM	#17
Ethersync Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: London, Saint-Tropez, Bermuda, Moscow Posts: 5,289	Inspiring stuff ;)

10-06-2008, 08:47 AM	#18
Lonely immortal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: here Posts: 417	Dam I left my lucky inner tube behind __________________ Coming soon

10-06-2008, 08:51 AM	#19
foghead Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: toronto Posts: 113	Clever idea...the money should legally belong to him ..

10-06-2008, 08:55 AM	#20
Eric_ALSSCAN Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Baltimore Posts: 153	lol awesome

10-06-2008, 09:54 AM	#21
Shap Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 8,313	awesome story. thanks for posting

10-06-2008, 09:57 AM	#22
JP-pornshooter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: westcoast usa Posts: 4,007	walks up and peppersprays an armed guard.. guy has balls and isnt there always two guards, one actually unloading the truck and the other on lookout? sounds to me like he was lucky not to get shot...

10-06-2008, 10:17 AM	#23
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,072	best story I've heard in a while.

10-06-2008, 10:30 AM	#25
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	that is a pretty good plan __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

10-06-2008, 10:53 AM	#28
BOSS1 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Montreal / Sparta Posts: 4,331	great success __________________ NEW SITE: Stockings Kingdom Lesbians in Latex, Lesbians in Stockings, Granny Sex, BDSM Porn, Latex and Sex, Custom Foot Fetish, Femdom Movies and Kinky Porn Pass. 300+ hosted flvs, 500+ hosted galleries, Page Peel ADs.. NATS export and payouts twice a month

10-06-2008, 11:10 AM	#29
TubeTitans_SusieQ Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sunny Florida Posts: 3,884	wow thats funny __________________ Make $40 on Every FREE Lifetime Registration ICQ: 370399852

10-06-2008, 11:28 AM	#30
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	That's insane. Hahaha. Very clever.

10-06-2008, 11:29 AM	#31
mike-al Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 691	feel sorry for the victum of the open wireless hijack.... __________________ Delete this account, i am done here

10-06-2008, 11:42 AM	#32
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Inside man...all the way

10-06-2008, 11:51 AM	#33
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	All I'm saying... It wuzzent me!

10-06-2008, 11:55 AM	#34
Triple10Terry Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The MIeAsy Posts: 1,024	That will definitely be in a movie. Gotta love the creativity __________________ ICQ 477945942

10-06-2008, 01:31 PM	#35
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	and people say you can't make money on craigslist these days!

10-07-2008, 11:21 AM	#36
Kudles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Here There and Everywhere Posts: 5,477	Pretty smart __________________ Free to Play MMOs and MMORPGs

10-07-2008, 11:48 AM	#37
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	That's pretty smooth actually __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager