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Old 10-21-2008, 02:52 AM   #1
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Quoted from http://www.cuntlife.com

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When in the course of women events it becomes necessary for one bimbo to dissolve the social standards which have connected them with other women and to assume the powers of the clothes, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Shopping and One?s Pussy entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of womankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to spread.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all women can not be equal, that some are endowed by their Daddies with certain unalienable rights, that among these are a Wealthy Life, Liberty of Shopping and the purse of Happiness. That to secure this rights, media institutions are created, deriving their powers from our lifestyle. That whenever any form of media ignores us, it is the right of the cunts to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new media, laying its foundation on Daddy?s money.

We have warned them from time to time of their attempts to ignore us. We have bought new clothes every week to get the attention that we deserve. We have spread countless times. We are releasing sex tapes every other week. We are doing everything the media wants us to. They all turn a blind eye to our popularity.

We, therefore, The Founding Mother of The Cunt Union, Lindsay, Britney, Paris, appealing to the roots of the internets for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the cunts of the world, solemnly publish and declare that this site is created in order to protect our right of showing off.
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:46 AM   #3
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LMAO. Thats pretty funny
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:49 AM   #4
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too early for me to be reading
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Old 10-21-2008, 06:53 AM   #5
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I vote Lindsay for supreme cunt!
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:04 AM   #6
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Hahaha...funny text!
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:17 AM   #7
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Kind of funny.
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Old 10-21-2008, 07:32 AM   #8
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Kind of funny.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:20 AM   #9
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That was funny..but I would say most would apply to Paris because of daddies money.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:43 AM   #10
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Foundation of the Cunt Union.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:45 AM   #11
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Hehehehehe! quite funny!
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:45 AM   #12
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Old 10-21-2008, 09:16 AM   #13
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