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darksoul · 10-21-2008, 02:52 AM

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When in the course of women events it becomes necessary for one bimbo to dissolve the social standards which have connected them with other women and to assume the powers of the clothes, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Shopping and One?s Pussy entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of womankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to spread.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all women can not be equal, that some are endowed by their Daddies with certain unalienable rights, that among these are a Wealthy Life, Liberty of Shopping and the purse of Happiness. That to secure this rights, media institutions are created, deriving their powers from our lifestyle. That whenever any form of media ignores us, it is the right of the cunts to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new media, laying its foundation on Daddy?s money.

We have warned them from time to time of their attempts to ignore us. We have bought new clothes every week to get the attention that we deserve. We have spread countless times. We are releasing sex tapes every other week. We are doing everything the media wants us to. They all turn a blind eye to our popularity.

We, therefore, The Founding Mother of The Cunt Union, Lindsay, Britney, Paris, appealing to the roots of the internets for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the cunts of the world, solemnly publish and declare that this site is created in order to protect our right of showing off.

viencarl · 10-21-2008, 04:38 AM

lol

thats great!!!

Vicious_B · 10-21-2008, 06:46 AM

LMAO. Thats pretty funny

brassmonkey · 10-21-2008, 06:49 AM

too early for me to be reading

WinstonTriplexcash · 10-21-2008, 06:53 AM

I vote Lindsay for supreme cunt!

tranza · 10-21-2008, 07:04 AM

Hahaha...funny text!

pornguy · 10-21-2008, 07:17 AM

Kind of funny.

Iron Fist · 10-21-2008, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Kind of funny.

Dame · 10-21-2008, 08:20 AM

That was funny..but I would say most would apply to Paris because of daddies money.

emac · 10-21-2008, 08:43 AM

Foundation of the Cunt Union.

CaptainHowdy · 10-21-2008, 08:45 AM

Hehehehehe! quite funny!

cherrylula · 10-21-2008, 08:45 AM

hmm interesting

TurboAngel · 10-21-2008, 09:16 AM

Not bad.

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10-21-2008, 06:46 AM	#3
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10-21-2008, 06:49 AM	#4
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10-21-2008, 07:04 AM	#6
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10-21-2008, 06:53 AM	#5
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10-21-2008, 08:20 AM	#9
Dame Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 354	That was funny..but I would say most would apply to Paris because of daddies money.

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	hmm interesting

10-21-2008, 09:16 AM	#13
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