Re: other thread about sales rep-this one is "What would be on your resume?" - GoFuckYourself.com

The Adult Broker · 10-23-2008, 07:40 AM

what would you resume say about you and of course, your experience... 10 years experience in SEO? 8 year experience looking at porn with your breakfast? You are the funniest person on GFY for 6 years? You hate stupid questions so just hire you?

hmmmm, My resume would say...

Iron Fist · 10-23-2008, 07:50 AM

... see sig.

CarlosTheGaucho · 10-23-2008, 07:55 AM

I remember a couple years ago when I was submitting a resume, the feedback I received was that it seemed like if I was applying for a position in the mob

The Adult Broker · 10-23-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

I remember a couple years ago when I was submitting a resume, the feedback I received was that it seemed like if I was applying for a position in the mob

LMAO! and I bet they loved your camera too ;)

kristin · 10-23-2008, 12:28 PM

TopBucks/Yappo Resume:

• Worked with billing processors to create new traffic avenues as well as negotiated processing fees to increase company’s revenue.
• Trained and supervised four sales and marketing team members.
• Managed affiliate program, responsible for gaining 500 new webmasters. Maintained and optimized their online traffic for increased conversions and performance.
• Developed and implemented marketing plan for product and affiliate program.
• Assisted in the development of the websites and maintenance of them. Generated new ideas and promotions to execute on websites.
• Purchased online traffic through multiple mediums and optimized campaigns. Created and maintained monthly ROI reports for all advertising campaigns.
• Served as the primary source to coordinate trade shows, conferences and events, including exhibits, promotions, packaging, logistics, and marketing staff show and travel plans.
• Spoke on seminars at corporate events and industry trade shows regarding online marketing, affiliate programs, and marketing and branding.
• Created sales and marketing manuals for employees; included operational instructions for adding promotional materials, creating newsletters, and updating news.
• Worked with programming to create tools such as RSS Feeds, whitelabel system and advanced linking codes.

kristin · 10-23-2008, 12:30 PM

EvilGeniusCash Resume:

• Created and implemented online marketing techniques and promotional campaigns. Responsible for monitoring and managing online advertising campaigns as well as using statistical data to ensure ad expenditure maximized ROI.
• Exclusively accountable for the design, inception, and implementation of trade show booths. Functions included concept design, research, vendor management, construction, supervision of promotional team, and coordination with event personnel.
• Organized entire trade show; the many facets included securing of locale, booth coordination, seminars, entertainment, transportation and lodging for attendees, security, event marketing, and secured funding through corporate sponsorships.
• Composed and published email newsletters, press releases, web site content, and various written marketing and promotional materials.
• Managed all employees and oversaw daily functions as well as long-term projects.
• Developed and facilitated marketing plans and budgets. Analyzed marketing plans and adjusted strategy and tactics to increase effectiveness.
• Provided strategic input and tactical assistance with the overall research and development, including analysis of industry and competitive trends, and the evaluation of suggestions from sales, marketing and advisory staff.
• Assisted in the full life cycle of product development, from design to implementation, and controlled product branding.
• Provided strategic creative direction and tactical execution of the development all marketing materials. Included assembling and coordinating the efforts of internal and external creative.
• Researched clientele, obtained over fifty corporate clients, negotiated pricing, and maintained all accounts.
• Managed web-based commerce through the functions of webmaster traffic trades, cross-sells and up-sells on websites, banner placements, website development and updates, and content purchasing.

pr0 · 10-23-2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

TopBucks/Yappo Resume:

? Worked with billing processors to create new traffic avenues as well as negotiated processing fees to increase company?s revenue.
? Trained and supervised four sales and marketing team members.
? Managed affiliate program, responsible for gaining 500 new webmasters. Maintained and optimized their online traffic for increased conversions and performance.
? Developed and implemented marketing plan for product and affiliate program.
? Assisted in the development of the websites and maintenance of them. Generated new ideas and promotions to execute on websites.
? Purchased online traffic through multiple mediums and optimized campaigns. Created and maintained monthly ROI reports for all advertising campaigns.
? Served as the primary source to coordinate trade shows, conferences and events, including exhibits, promotions, packaging, logistics, and marketing staff show and travel plans.
? Spoke on seminars at corporate events and industry trade shows regarding online marketing, affiliate programs, and marketing and branding.
? Created sales and marketing manuals for employees; included operational instructions for adding promotional materials, creating newsletters, and updating news.
? Worked with programming to create tools such as RSS Feeds, whitelabel system and advanced linking codes.

If i ever need a job I'm just stealing your resume. Sounds good

czarina · 10-23-2008, 12:36 PM

Im not a rep, but mine would say something like:

Extremely experienced web designer and developer... blah, blah, blah...
Developed a unique technique to cover stretch marks, c-section scars and acne. Similar technique developed to maximize boob size and diminish sagging effect.

You think I'll ever get hired by a mainstream company?

digi · 10-23-2008, 12:41 PM

I talk about boobs on my blog a lot

kristin · 10-23-2008, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by pr0

If i ever need a job I'm just stealing your resume. Sounds good

Just make sure you and Brad (Phoenix) don't apply for the same job!

Sands · 10-23-2008, 01:46 PM

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	EvilGeniusCash Resume: • Created and implemented online marketing techniques and promotional campaigns. Responsible for monitoring and managing online advertising campaigns as well as using statistical data to ensure ad expenditure maximized ROI. • Exclusively accountable for the design, inception, and implementation of trade show booths. Functions included concept design, research, vendor management, construction, supervision of promotional team, and coordination with event personnel. • Organized entire trade show; the many facets included securing of locale, booth coordination, seminars, entertainment, transportation and lodging for attendees, security, event marketing, and secured funding through corporate sponsorships. • Composed and published email newsletters, press releases, web site content, and various written marketing and promotional materials. • Managed all employees and oversaw daily functions as well as long-term projects. • Developed and facilitated marketing plans and budgets. Analyzed marketing plans and adjusted strategy and tactics to increase effectiveness. • Provided strategic input and tactical assistance with the overall research and development, including analysis of industry and competitive trends, and the evaluation of suggestions from sales, marketing and advisory staff. • Assisted in the full life cycle of product development, from design to implementation, and controlled product branding. • Provided strategic creative direction and tactical execution of the development all marketing materials. Included assembling and coordinating the efforts of internal and external creative. • Researched clientele, obtained over fifty corporate clients, negotiated pricing, and maintained all accounts. • Managed web-based commerce through the functions of webmaster traffic trades, cross-sells and up-sells on websites, banner placements, website development and updates, and content purchasing. __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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