Non-Asian Words (new joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 10-26-2008, 08:55 PM

In Microsoft Word, type a document, click "Tools" then "Word Count". You’ll see how many words you typed, and a separate count that says "Non-Asian words". For me, it always shows the same number as the regular word count. Why would it count Asian words separately?

So I wanted to see which Asian words it would count, so I typed "Karate". Nope. "Judo!" Nothing. Kung Fu! Fuck, still nothing!

So I thought "Ah! And I typed, “KUNG POW CHICKEN". Still no! Ok…. “FORTUNE COOKIES, CHOP STICKS, SOY SAUCE!" Still NOTHING! What the fuck kind of “Asian words” does this thing know?

And why is it only counting Asian words? What about Spanish words? Or French, or German, or Dutch? Nope, Just English and Asian. Ok, but wouldn’t it be more useful then if it broke down English into dialects like "Southern", "New York", or even "Black Slang"?

So I typed "Yo", "Sup", "Ho", "In the Hizzy", "Homeboy". Nothing.

Ok how about "NIGGA“, "DRIVEBY", “BABY-DADDY”, "FOOD STAMPS", “WELFARE”? Not only did it NOT COUNT those SEPARATELY, but it said my SPELLING and GRAMMAR were COMPLETELY WRONG!

HOLY SHIT! MICROSOFT is………………….. RACIST!!!!

marketsmart · 10-26-2008, 09:02 PM

ah... i think you are safe to tell that joke in scottsdale, but you may want to refrain in LA...

SteveLightspeed · 10-26-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

ah... i think you are safe to tell that joke in scottsdale, but you may want to refrain in LA...

Wait, you forget to talk shit.

Chauncy · 10-26-2008, 10:33 PM

Good stuff Steve I think your act is gonna be great! You should do it at a show

10-26-2008, 08:55 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Non-Asian Words (new joke) In Microsoft Word, type a document, click "Tools" then "Word Count". You’ll see how many words you typed, and a separate count that says "Non-Asian words". For me, it always shows the same number as the regular word count. Why would it count Asian words separately? So I wanted to see which Asian words it would count, so I typed "Karate". Nope. "Judo!" Nothing. Kung Fu! Fuck, still nothing! So I thought "Ah! And I typed, “KUNG POW CHICKEN". Still no! Ok…. “FORTUNE COOKIES, CHOP STICKS, SOY SAUCE!" Still NOTHING! What the fuck kind of “Asian words” does this thing know? And why is it only counting Asian words? What about Spanish words? Or French, or German, or Dutch? Nope, Just English and Asian. Ok, but wouldn’t it be more useful then if it broke down English into dialects like "Southern", "New York", or even "Black Slang"? So I typed "Yo", "Sup", "Ho", "In the Hizzy", "Homeboy". Nothing. Ok how about "NIGGA“, "DRIVEBY", “BABY-DADDY”, "FOOD STAMPS", “WELFARE”? Not only did it NOT COUNT those SEPARATELY, but it said my SPELLING and GRAMMAR were COMPLETELY WRONG! HOLY SHIT! MICROSOFT is………………….. RACIST!!!! __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 10-26-2008 at 08:56 PM..

10-26-2008, 10:33 PM	#4
Chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 642	Good stuff Steve I think your act is gonna be great! You should do it at a show __________________ Sell a man a fish, he eats for a day, teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. -Karl Marx

10-26-2008, 09:02 PM	#2
marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	ah... i think you are safe to tell that joke in scottsdale, but you may want to refrain in LA...