Spring Break at an ALL-NUDE Resort (new joke) - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2008, 01:30 PM

I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!"

Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that!

But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!"

The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!"

_Richard_ · 10-31-2008, 01:33 PM

i'm... speechless

but keep, ahhh, truckin

The Duck · 10-31-2008, 01:34 PM

Didnt work for me, too long for that punchline. Constructive critisism not bashing, I could not tell a good joke if I got a million dollars for it

jpwhits · 10-31-2008, 02:36 PM

Hi, I'm Tyrone.

The black guy.

~Ray · 10-31-2008, 02:46 PM

no

just

no

PlugRush Sascha · 10-31-2008, 03:10 PM

What the fuck? Please stop.

PornAddict · 10-31-2008, 03:52 PM

Fucking sucks!

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DatingGold · 10-31-2008, 03:59 PM

hmmmmmmmmmm

Rochard · 10-31-2008, 04:21 PM

lol. getting better.

Honez · 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM

I have actually been to that resort in Key West, lol

~Ray · 10-31-2008, 04:30 PM

that's not funny. THIS is funny!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fe_1225356905

SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2008, 07:29 PM

I put the more detailed version on my blog. More details make it read funnier.

http://blog.stevelightspeed.com/2008...l-nude-resort/

And ps, ktj4l --- fuck off.

Poindexterity · 10-31-2008, 11:19 PM

funny story? yes
joke? no

SteveLightspeed · 10-31-2008, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poindexterity

funny story? yes
joke? no

yes, the word "joke" isn't technically correct. How about "partially factual story embellished with amusing fictional details"

martinsc · 11-01-2008, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

that's not funny. THIS is funny!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fe_1225356905

10-31-2008, 01:30 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Spring Break at an ALL-NUDE Resort (new joke) I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!" Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that! But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!" The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

10-31-2008, 01:34 PM	#3
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10-31-2008, 07:29 PM	#12
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10-31-2008, 11:19 PM	#13
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