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Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 09:31 AM

Got this passed along in my e-mail from a friend and thought others might appreciate it

"A nice old story with a different twist - will make you appreciate family.
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.
We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda
bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my
own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry
a woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.
'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?"

Deej · 11-04-2008, 09:34 AM

Granny knows what matters

~Ray · 11-04-2008, 09:34 AM

JFK · 11-04-2008, 09:36 AM

well, well , well...............you actually made a thread

dirkpeddler · 11-04-2008, 09:38 AM

LOL, grannies are sooooo cool

Deej · 11-04-2008, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

well, well , well...............you actually made a thread

Shes one of US!!!

MUAHAHHAHA

Glad to see it

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

well, well , well...............you actually made a thread

Yes, yes I did... look out I just might catch up to you in post count

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Shes one of US!!!

MUAHAHHAHA

Glad to see it

Why thank you

Warren · 11-04-2008, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs F.U.B.A.R.

Got this passed along in my e-mail from a friend and thought others might appreciate it

"A nice old story with a different twist - will make you appreciate family.
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds
or washing the sidewalk...
Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in
the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was only about 13.
We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda
bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.
She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my
own family. 'And always remember this thing,' she said. 'Be sure you marry
a woman with small hands.'
'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.
She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice.
'Makes your dick look bigger.'

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?"

Very funny.

notime · 11-04-2008, 09:54 AM

Tom_PM · 11-04-2008, 10:18 AM

LOL that's funny coming from a grandma! But it's just the sort of thing they pop out of the blue sometimes, isn't it!??

Iron Fist · 11-04-2008, 10:19 AM

Good stuff!

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

LOL that's funny coming from a grandma! But it's just the sort of thing they pop out of the blue sometimes, isn't it!??

well you do know that Grannys are the ones with all of the experience to be able to provide these little pearls of wisdom that they like to share from time to time

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Good stuff!

I thought others might appreciate her sage wisdom

OMG Jim · 11-04-2008, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

well, well , well...............you actually made a thread

And it's one of the best ones that's been posted today.

Reminiscing is always good food for the soul.

Thanks Mrs F.U.B.A.R.
_

Daniel-CG · 11-04-2008, 01:58 PM

Puremeds-J · 11-04-2008, 02:05 PM

Funny Story

Elli · 11-04-2008, 02:27 PM

Excellent advice from a knowledgeable lady

Isradude · 11-04-2008, 02:30 PM

LOLOLOL

JFK · 11-04-2008, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

Excellent advice from a knowledgeable lady

indeed it is

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. · 11-04-2008, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

And it's one of the best ones that's been posted today.

Reminiscing is always good food for the soul.

Thanks Mrs F.U.B.A.R.
_

you're very welcome, it was my pleasure

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