What the hell is a Portuguese shower? - GoFuckYourself.com

peterpan · 11-14-2008, 01:35 AM

I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.

Iron Fist · 11-14-2008, 01:48 AM

Instead of taking a shower one merely masks their smell by drenching their body in deodorant and cologne. Commonly done at festivals or other occassions where sanitation is not present.

Dude, a Portuguese shower isn't going to help when you're covered in pig shit.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tuguese+shower

peterpan · 11-14-2008, 01:49 AM

Already saw that one, checked all google results..

Iron Fist · 11-14-2008, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by peterpan

Already saw that one, checked all google results..

Then why did you ask? What other result are you looking for?

peterpan · 11-14-2008, 01:55 AM

A sex position/act

Iron Fist · 11-14-2008, 01:56 AM

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

peterpan · 11-14-2008, 02:02 AM

lol thats a good one, dont think its it, Portuguese tea party wasnt it either

BusterBunny · 11-14-2008, 02:06 AM

round my parts that equals pissing into a fan and letting blow back onto yourself...

d-null · 11-14-2008, 02:08 AM

that is fucking hilarious

Jens Van Assterdam · 11-14-2008, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

NinjaSteve · 11-14-2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

Has anybody ever tried this? POST YOUR RESULTS!

martinsc · 11-14-2008, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

gimo33 · 11-14-2008, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

Violetta · 11-14-2008, 07:19 AM

hhahahahha

Spunky · 11-14-2008, 07:22 AM

I'm hankering for some scrambled eggs

JerseyPuma · 11-14-2008, 08:06 AM

I always thought it was Puerto Rican shower when you put on cologne instead of showering? As a man of Portuguese descent, I am throughly offended by this.

Dame · 11-14-2008, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

OMG that is just too funny! So do you good the scrambled eggs up afterwards for a meal? lol

DAMNMAN · 11-14-2008, 08:47 AM

What kind of vaginal infections happen after this breakfast one can only guessed at...... It is however brutally funny!!!!!!!

Rui · 11-14-2008, 09:28 AM

Funny these so called "terms" aren't used by...Portuguese

Go figure eh?

Linguist · 11-14-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by peterpan

I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.

Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled

peterpan · 11-14-2008, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Linguist

Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled

guessing my city = ownage

I am guessing u saw it to

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