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11-14-2008, 01:35 AM
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What the hell is a Portuguese shower?
I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.
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11-14-2008, 01:48 AM
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Instead of taking a shower one merely masks their smell by drenching their body in deodorant and cologne. Commonly done at festivals or other occassions where sanitation is not present.
Dude, a Portuguese shower isn't going to help when you're covered in pig shit. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tuguese+shower
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11-14-2008, 01:49 AM
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Already saw that one, checked all google results..
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11-14-2008, 01:54 AM
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11-14-2008, 01:55 AM
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A sex position/act
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11-14-2008, 01:56 AM
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PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high, take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST
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11-14-2008, 02:02 AM
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lol thats a good one, dont think its it, Portuguese tea party wasnt it either
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11-14-2008, 02:06 AM
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round my parts that equals pissing into a fan and letting blow back onto yourself...
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11-14-2008, 02:08 AM
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that is fucking hilarious
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11-14-2008, 04:54 AM
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11-14-2008, 07:19 AM
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hhahahahha
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11-14-2008, 07:22 AM
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I'm hankering for some scrambled eggs
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11-14-2008, 08:06 AM
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I always thought it was Puerto Rican shower when you put on cologne instead of showering? As a man of Portuguese descent, I am throughly offended by this.
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11-14-2008, 08:36 AM
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11-14-2008, 08:47 AM
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What kind of vaginal infections happen after this breakfast one can only guessed at...... It is however brutally funny!!!!!!!
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11-14-2008, 09:28 AM
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Funny these so called "terms" aren't used by...Portuguese
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11-14-2008, 09:31 AM
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11-14-2008, 12:10 PM
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I am guessing u saw it to
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